[字辨] onely, alone

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G4HYwgDfEnE Peggy: I just can't imagine anything better than being a mommy. Lynette: Really? Peggy: I mean, I know it's a lot of work, but luckily my husband plans to be really hands-on. Lynette: Yeah. That's not gonna happen. Peggy: Pardon? Lynette: Oh, he'll be there at first, maybe even change a diaper or two until the novelty wears off. But those 4:00 a. m. Feedin he said he'd help out with? Forget it. Peggy: Oh, you don't know my Johnny. He's different. Lynette: Does he have boobs? Peggy: No. Lynette: Then you're the only bar in town. That baby can scream into a bullhorn, and Johnny won budge. Peggy: Okay. Thanks. Lynette: I'm not done. You see this? You'll never wear a bikini again. Peggy: But you've had four kids, and you look good. Lynette: You haven't seen me naked. My stomach looks like spanish stucco. And my breasts resemble two balloons you'd find behind the couch a week after the party. Peggy: You know, most women say this is the greatest experience of their life. Lynette: Most women are liars. My mother was liar, and her mother was a liar, and your mother is a liar. It's a lie every generation tells the next so they can get grandchildren. Peggy: Please stop talking to me. Lynette: No, you need to hear this. You have to be prepared. Your children will hit you and steal from your purse. Your husband will begin to buy your birthday presents at the car wash. And the kicker, for the rest of your life, there will be so many moments when you feel lonely, but you will never be alone. -- https://disp.cc/b/Gossiping/aSC5 尚市長 X 給鄉民問嗎 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQi4uvALxjk --
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