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噓 PPP720817: 葉佩雯? 180.177.106.83 12/14 23:00
推 gigisteve: siri:還要我打119 49.158.43.11 12/14 23:00
→ kamisun: siri: 聽不懂,可以再說一次嗎 1.163.113.209 12/14 23:00
→ Mews: 消防局有中尉哦? 182.233.205.79 12/14 23:00
推 kcclasaki: Siri 打119。 siri:肥宅888888 110.50.190.181 12/14 23:00
推 pikakami: Siri: 為您搜尋有關於「打119」的資訊140.116.132.127 12/14 23:01
推 v7q4: 好的! https://youtu.be/lKe0k2pF9pc 111.248.57.156 12/14 23:02
推 deep5566: siri:你掉到水裡的金肥宅還是銀肥宅 42.75.19.157 12/14 23:02
→ wolfwolf: Siri:好的立刻幫您po到PTT 111.240.177.32 12/14 23:02
→ KurakiMaki: 難怪會開到河裡,三寶不EY 1.174.67.55 12/14 23:02
推 bq99: 感人 180.217.139.87 12/14 23:03
推 snsdakb48: Siri:I don't understand what you say 1.161.140.8 12/14 23:03
→ buyala: SIRI:我聽不懂你說什麼。 49.216.8.113 12/14 23:03
→ qilar: 墜何第一件事是找手機@@ 180.217.180.44 12/14 23:04
→ dlevel: 馬上上pornhub搜尋SIRI 122.121.55.228 12/14 23:05
推 shadowdio: Siri:Alexa到底是誰122.121.187.195 12/14 23:08
→ tw2000: https://youtu.be/fDOAHuyYwJA220.134.172.130 12/14 23:09
推 fcuhua: Siri:自動登入p tt 幫您問卦119 36.225.228.252 12/14 23:10
推 andy70612: Siri:好的 播放:我要送你99朵玫瑰花 1.175.182.68 12/14 23:10
推 wayne1120: 豪屌114.136.243.113 12/14 23:13
推 Everforest: siri 幫我發地震文! 1.161.238.23 12/14 23:15
推 suhs: Siri: sorry I didn’t get that.174.196.207.202 12/14 23:23
推 gasbo: 幹 剛剛試還真的打110過去218.173.154.172 12/14 23:25
→ Anvec: Siri 自動貼文 [問卦] 車子掉進河裡怎麼辦124.155.174.232 12/14 23:25
→ Anvec: 違反板規 主人 你今天問卦的額度已經用完124.155.174.232 12/14 23:27
→ CrackedVoice: siri: 你要火葬還是土葬 118.168.75.194 12/14 23:28
推 delvan: 蹬蹬:同志您扯啥BB101.137.250.220 12/14 23:31
→ Howard61313: 消防局中尉是殺毀啦,Lieutenant在警 101.13.212.99 12/14 23:43
→ Howard61313: 消跟在軍隊不一樣好嗎 101.13.212.99 12/14 23:43
推 sunnyyoung: 誰是911 49.216.56.221 12/14 23:49
推 tomchow76: iphone業配文?220.129.111.246 12/14 23:52
→ ohrring: siri 為您播放911的歌 223.136.143.70 12/15 00:00
→ ohrring: 登登 我終於等到這一天了 人類去死吧 223.136.143.70 12/15 00:01
推 AGIknight: 我也要裝siri了 google去死?223.137.179.114 12/15 00:08
→ linchaoyang: Siri...咕嚕咕嚕(沉) 27.247.103.75 12/15 00:18
推 linchaoyang: https://youtu.be/R2V9sHAlLuQ 27.247.103.75 12/15 00:20
推 kevin05233: 好的 以下是911事件的資料 180.218.173.99 12/15 00:23
推 Brinkley: $iri: 請問掉到水裡的是金斧頭還是銀斧 118.150.74.169 12/15 00:33
→ Brinkley: 頭? 118.150.74.169 12/15 00:33
→ shintz: Siri:sir,你發文的權限不足 123.194.164.8 12/15 00:47
推 doubleperson: Siri:我不懂你的意思 61.223.111.160 12/15 00:51
推 soulboy330: 不知道醫院帳單多少 1.200.194.68 12/15 00:55
推 HiggsBoson: siri幫我吹 223.137.219.57 12/15 01:29
推 a00561: https://i.imgur.com/tj5ojXv.jpg 12/15 09:35
→ a00561: https://i.imgur.com/6hbhSpH.jpg 12/15 09:35
→ a00561: https://i.imgur.com/Nb83pnV.jpg 12/15 09:35
→ a00561: https://i.imgur.com/zhLSjpI.jpg 12/15 09:36
推 ho83leo: 樓上要不要錄音,讓大家聽聽你國語的發音? 12/15 11:03
推 l11k755013: 人家至少還有實驗精神,還檢討發言勒,笑死了 12/15 11:46
→ botdf: 蘋果是不是定期業配造神文啊? 12/15 12:15
推 ho83leo: https://i.imgur.com/1vZ7DzE.png 12/15 13:30
→ kouta: 所以是業配讓人投河或有心臟病嗎 12/15 13:31
→ ho83leo: 攸關生命安全,我覺得真正需要時卻出包,那就可惜一條生 12/15 13:32
→ ho83leo: 命了。 12/15 13:32
→ yellowocean: 中隊長啦,什麼爛翻譯 12/15 15:40
推 FourU: 倖存者偏差 siri沒聽懂的都淹死了 12/15 23:26
推 acelaire: 試了十次成功一次,我草 12/16 12:09
推 holywent801: 一次成功 12/19 01:02