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Men: Agassi ("if he played [the return of serve] any earlier, he would
have to take it off the other guy's racket strings"), Federer ("enigmatic
may be the word"), Ferrero ("[after winning Davis Cup] within hours was in
the Barcelona nightclub Luz de Gas, half naked and in a state of
considerable disrepair"), Henman ("As British as strawberries and cream,
rain, and losing semi-finals"), Hewitt ("Australia Post launched a Hewitt
stamp last January. Some of them probably ended up on letters sent
here."), Kafelnikov ("His former coach Larry Stefanki, now coach of Tim
Henman, calls him 'a stubborn Russian nut'"), Krajicek ("Still no
favourite with many in the women's locker room"), Moya ("has won a meagre
four matches in six visits to the All-England Club"), Nalbandian ("They
named a bus stop and hot-dog stand after him in his home town of Unquillo
after he made the Wimbledon final and his family celebrated by roasting a
goat"), Philippoussis ("an Alexander the Great tattoo on his right arm"),
Roddick ("Nicknamed A-Rod but still stuck in the region of B-Rod"), Safin
("a hunk with boy-band looks and a reputation for good livine"), Schalken
("a big fan of mediocre British rock"), Schuettler ("bad legs and worse
shorts"), Schrichaphan (stays in the same family B&B in New Malden every
year).
Women: Capriati ("Moves like a train while built like a small truck"),
Clijsters ("an inveterate giggler"), Daniilidou ("the first Greek nwoman
since Nana Mouskouri to make a name on the international stage"),
Davenport ("the tallest woman ever to have played at Wimbledon"),
Dementieva ("a prickly character, reflected in her obsessive cactus
collection"), Dokic ("with Damir for a dad, she gets a healthy sympathy
vote"), Hantuchova ("an almost supernatural ability to find the lines"),
Henin ("Lilliputian physique"), Maleeva ("always looks puzzled and
slightly worried, as if a ball boy passed her a brainteaser with the
barley water at the changeover"), Mauresmo ("carries French hopes into
every tournament before bowing out in the latter stages. Sound familiar,
Tim?"), Myskina ("enticing, dark, eastern European look"), Rubin
("September 12 is now known as Chanda Rubin Day in her home town of
Lafayette, Louisiana"), Sugiyama ("The only way to find a more
mild-natured player would be to feed Sue Barker a stupdendous amount of
Prozac and put her in a poppy field while the Corrs sang lullabies"), SW
("Luvvy rating 1/10, the one being Venus"), VW (Luvvy rating 1/10,
reciprocal voting and all that").
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