[無言] 差點自爆了!!

看板 StupidClown
作者 KNY (潘達舞)
時間 2012-08-19 13:07:46
留言 197則留言 (185推 0噓 12→)

板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! 想發或問卷文的,請先去看板規八 ========================================================================== 可能是電影看太多了 前幾天睡覺時作了一個夢 夢到我是一個警探 抓到了一個壞人 沒想到我很兇殘的把他右眼拔出來 逼問他XXX的下落(根本忘了XXX是再說什麼XD) 他一直不說我就越握越緊 突然間!!! 我就被痛醒了!!!!! 醒來後我發現我握的是!!!!! 我居然握著我右邊的蛋!!! 我居然握著我右邊的蛋!!! 幹!差點自爆!!! -- ◆ From: 114.25.93.236

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amosyu:可惜, 殘念~ 08/19 13:11

terix:我只有醒來握著槍 握著蛋是哪招... 08/19 13:13

peiring:... 08/19 13:15

aaa00252:........ 08/19 13:21

Comebuy:......... 08/19 13:24

w2a3n4g5:看到捏蛋蛋我爆笑了 08/19 13:26

andysd:爆笑XDDDDDD 08/19 13:27

skyline829:圖呢 !!!!!!!!!!!! 其實沒有也沒關係啦= = 08/19 13:30

WaLiLe5566:還好你在夢裡沒把塌鼻子捏爆 08/19 13:32

ujp011604:樓上騙人布 08/19 13:37

candyxu04:有點淡淡的悲傷...... 08/19 13:39

ewolf:XXX是李宗瑞嗎XD 08/19 13:42

patear:你睡前手放在那邊做啥.... 08/19 13:43

holybless:痛 08/19 13:46

party100046:可是,瑞凡。 08/19 13:47

xk1a4u:痛 08/19 13:47

dew8845678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:47

m555888: 我捏下去了 08/19 13:50

yeeoo:醫生:下次要小心喔喔 08/19 13:54

smallsamsam:捏蛋蛋...很痛呀 08/19 13:57

w660:XDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:05

jimy00ex:唉唉唉太可惜了 08/19 14:07

guaaz:XDDD 08/19 14:12

Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:16

BJshit:哈哈哈哈哈 板大太強大了!!! 08/19 14:19

GF:笨到一定程度,就會產生後遺症! 08/19 14:24

j5025900:爆蛋拳! 08/19 14:27

ms70019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:32

dakua:光想到就非常痛 08/19 14:37

che0725:恰恰~~~~~~~~爆!!!! 08/19 14:40

joyqul:感覺好痛啊WWWW 08/19 14:40

laiyihsin:感覺好痛喔WWWWWWWWWW 08/19 14:50

eayterrr:www 08/19 14:53

mrcat:其實你在夢裏是被拷問的那個吧 XDDDD 08/19 14:58

IanPanda:它真堅強!!! 08/19 15:06

loser9527:XD 08/19 15:13

kfrankk:宇智波一族有挖眼睛來開眼一招,現實中有爆蛋增痛一招... 08/19 15:14

joeyrose:說不說。....說不說.......這傢伙的嘴真硬.... 08/19 15:19

WaterBwei:怎麼沒有順便挖他另外一隻眼睛~? 08/19 15:22

ts00854768:阿不就還好你沒打斷他鼻樑... 08/19 15:30

angelak765:樓上XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:43

ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:46

wen7706:打斷鼻樑超好笑XDDDDDDD 08/19 15:56

Makomoon:樓樓樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:56

ll1122:喜歡你溫暖的文字 洋溢著滿滿的幸福:) 08/19 15:57

storyf66014:真是蛋疼阿... 08/19 16:00

sleepcc:還好沒打斷鼻樑XDDDDD超好笑 08/19 16:21

rainchan:爆蛋拳.... 08/19 16:22

ffaarr:XDDDD 08/19 16:23

kai19900707:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:24

kevin91:你把右邊的拔出來了? 08/19 16:36

k4847:... 08/19 16:37

peiring:沒圖沒真相 08/19 16:40

Rainbow1014:打斷鼻樑也太好笑了! 08/19 16:43

ahoramismo:幸好有起床XDDDDD 08/19 16:47

oue:恰恰~!!!XD 08/19 16:53

lanyine:有拔下來嗎? 08/19 17:03

yurtrl115:阿哈哈哈哈哈你看看你 08/19 17:03

Chobbi:笑翻了哈哈哈 08/19 17:08

gc25:你在第幾層醒過來的? 08/19 17:09

betty3521:你怎麼沒有先轉一圈呢? 08/19 17:13

GenHanMon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDYi1ncI3gY 08/19 17:15

pololo61201:原PO蛋蛋的圖呢? 08/19 17:16

hh440977:醒來有沒轉個陀螺? 08/19 17:17

p123i456g:右助啊!! 08/19 17:20

HADILEN:打斷鼻樑是怎樣啦XDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:20

fishnurse:好痛的感覺 08/19 17:28

kersihi:傳說中的捏____自殺嗎~"~ 08/19 17:28

clisan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻了 08/19 17:36

anaiyze:所以...其實那個壞人是你的___吼 = = 08/19 17:47

sun0183:差點就變成爆汁蛋蛋了~~ 08/19 17:53

bisconect:這故事也太有禪意了吧! 08/19 17:55

linda1026:好痛哦!! 08/19 17:56

and11635:太屌了!!!版大睡前韻量不少唷!! 08/19 18:10

loveing:好悲慘.....OAO!!! 不要想不開呀~~~~ 08/19 18:12

kathin:這是哪一招...如果真打斷鼻樑下場實在也太慘了喔 08/19 18:17

esaal:恰恰~~!!!! 08/19 18:21

jzn:XD 08/19 18:26

g12288:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:27

nickylin0628:光看文字就覺的痛....太好笑了 08/19 18:31

LV3000:推斷鼻樑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:32

t0417917:原PO是有多恨自己的蛋蛋這樣XD 08/19 18:32

yyhhtt1989:你是有想自宮阿XD 08/19 18:35

lonlife99:好痛喔!!!!!!!=_=+ 08/19 18:36

azxsd321:差點捏蛋自殺XDDDD 08/19 18:37

tomato04:............ 08/19 18:52

holysea:原來傳說中的捏爆卵蛋自盡真的有可能辦的到阿!! 08/19 18:54

G2S:是自己的蛋? 08/19 18:56

gtrexh:爆蛋魚丸..... 08/19 19:01

adam8520:奇怪...我怎麼不禁"Oh"了一聲 而且感覺隱隱作痛= =" 08/19 19:04

kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 08/19 19:20

nilson847552:..... 08/19 19:34

cookie600782:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:42

waqw:XDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:46

sillywhoever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好白痴! 笑到我肚子好痛~ 08/19 20:31

MTDD:10個男人有9個把手擺在蛋的左邊... 08/19 20:33

persuitof:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:43

pes5692:推斷鼻樑 XD 08/19 20:47

openwang:唉唷... 08/19 20:51

CapriceChang:我笑了 08/19 20:53

man77220:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:08

twinmick:為何原po的是跟普通男人不太一樣的夢呢..警探應該拿槍吧? 08/19 21:11

yulijih:要爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:14

sharon666:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:19

mayday198076:好痛啊!!! 爆Y 08/19 21:22

joke610291:XDD 08/19 21:34

annashachen:差點就恰恰惹......orz 08/19 21:41

xgodtw:超恐怖www 08/19 21:43

lz7751lily:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:44

joy71:感覺好痛喔XDDDDD 08/19 21:53

cobal:笑死我了...不推不行了!!! 08/19 21:54

ray1286:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:57

lemel860321:XDDDDD 08/19 22:06

taily:XDD 08/19 22:07

chocolette:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑啦 08/19 22:10

a03150311:XDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:15

AAseedling:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:18

a10501:不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:22

longtaco:笨版真溫馨 下回要記得打斷他鼻樑喲~>___< 08/19 22:25

Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:38

edison10927:沒圖沒真相 08/19 22:41

memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:42

venroxas:溫馨 08/19 23:01

cmid05:金變態... 08/19 23:01

bewithmine:幹太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:17

babaluu:XDDDDD 08/19 23:17

wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:00

samde:蛋蛋的哀愁啊...XDDDD 08/20 00:08

o51018:原PO對不起我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:32

lqpl:沒爆 殘念 08/20 00:34

bp40923:哈哈哈哈哈 08/20 01:16

js104:所謂的未爆蛋 08/20 01:56

x6041500:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 02:22

s9403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 02:46

dingcross:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/20 03:01

gts123:太好笑了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 03:24

kamikaze9527:恰恰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/20 03:26

hleester:圖呀!!! 08/20 03:34

kcutegirl:打斷鼻樑+1 08/20 09:57

vinita:XDDDDDD 08/20 10:14

richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 10:17

icexfox:未爆蛋XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 10:32

okbby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 10:32

okbby:差點沒笑死; 突然噴笑的那種笑,笑到肚子痛 08/20 10:32

pchome282000:好痛阿XDDDDDDD 08/20 10:44

more227:神奇寶貝:睡夢中的爆彈 08/20 11:27

tommy2474578:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 11:27

et5787:XDDDD 08/20 11:45

meimeiamy:XDDDDDDDDD 08/20 12:59

hd6520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 13:42

johnny219520:看笨版好久沒有這樣笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 14:55

child12:推 ts00854768:阿不就還好你沒打斷他鼻樑...XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 15:25

MrDisgrace:XDDDDDD 08/20 15:49

kidboy619:哈哈 08/20 16:14

kt820920:看我拔光你的鬍子!! 08/20 16:38

wsxad5:我笑了 XDDDDD 蛋蛋............. 08/20 17:02

bearmajik:kt820920:看我拔光你的鬍子!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 18:19

rt7hwq8f:笑到不行XDDDD 08/20 18:56

Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 19:18

apple3470:笑到噴淚!!!! 08/20 21:02

axcdssweking:好痛喔~~~ 有沒瘀青阿? 08/20 22:16

shan1209:朝聖推 哈哈哈哈 太好笑了XDD 08/20 22:38

zzlzut:FB朝聖 08/20 22:40

e158420502:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 22:44

e911225:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 22:45

david890608:恰恰!!! 08/20 22:47

kingxyzt:傳說中的捏LP自殺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 23:47

icexfox:被m了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 23:58

tony8888555:http://ppt.cc/S3hT 08/21 01:36

youyu0914:這篇真的有笑到XDDDD 08/21 02:28

laiyihsin:打斷鼻樑是哪招啊!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 03:47

acezero:XD 08/21 11:32

ayen0422:XDDDDDDDDD 08/21 11:44

p78533578:打斷鼻樑,我的天阿。XD 08/21 13:24

pegasusatlan:XDDDDDDDDDDD 真的很白癡 哈哈哈 08/21 14:37

ying940921:(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ 啊哈哈哈哈~你看看你~打斷鼻樑w 08/21 14:49

dreamling:哈哈哈~~~~ 08/21 14:51

crazywsp:笑翻了給個推 08/21 18:57

kuo0925: 一種蛋蛋的哀傷.. 08/21 19:20

mei4455:恰恰!!! 08/21 23:18

Yie:...... 08/22 00:02

xavier5032:眼睛 鼻梁 那嘴巴在哪? 08/22 04:53

qivze:哈哈哈 蛋蛋的哀傷 08/22 16:35

a50214123:幸好你銬問的不是章魚哥...ˊ_>ˋ 08/23 01:22

jason2650:痛啊... 08/23 01:23

gn02514061:打斷鼻梁= = 08/23 01:55

fish961005:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/23 05:23

VieriKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 12:44

pwwppp:笑爆XDD 08/23 13:06

ktc25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 22:35

kevin830222:悲劇呀!!! 08/27 00:06

malfunction:n險你在夢裡是一個性情稍為溫和的警察.. 08/27 00:22

a0425896427:說沒圖沒真像的人是要什麼圖阿XDDD 08/29 04:08

r850114:耶穌說當你捏右邊蛋蛋左邊的蛋蛋也要捏 08/30 23:01

wholeton:蛋疼阿 09/01 03:33

kik95c06:痛!!!!!!! 09/01 11:51

singo134:沒圖沒真相~~~ 09/14 16:06

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