[聽錯] 拍照聽錯的結果

板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 第一偏來出賣一下自己同學XD 大家都知道~國高中畢業的時候 都會一起拍畢業照 由於我們高中班想要特別一點 所以大家約好一起穿西裝(<<<到這邊都還好 請了一位專業的攝影師來拍照 由學號一個接一個拍(從一號開始一直往後 拍到十幾號時~~攝影師跟一位同學說~ 攝影師: 同學~來縮一下下巴 有可能是攝影師太小聲~或者我們在旁邊嬉鬧 導致正在拍照的同學聽不到就沒有動作 所以攝影師又一遍~同學來~縮下巴 此時我聽見了那位同學很小聲說了一聲 下巴 XD好像只有我聽到~我憋笑鱉到快不行了XD 笨點來了!!!!! 攝影師又很大聲的說~同學~要記得縮下巴唷 攝影師3~2~1 強著我同學:~"下巴~~~~"~~~超大聲的= = 結果大家都安靜了兩秒吧 就開始狂笑= =~~~下巴從此成為這位同學的新綽號 第一次PO文 請大家多多包涵 -- ◆ From: 140.116.102.201 09/13 22:16 09/13 22:39
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推 hudawu2002:攝影師:1 2 3 一起噓5樓! 09/02 20:17

推 k508161616:蓋 09/02 20:20

推 nicetokey:雖然很腦殘 但是我還是笑了 噓! 09/02 20:20

→ nicetokey:蓋 09/02 20:20

推 wei0918:4樓 攝影師 09/02 20:20

→ FeO:辛苦四樓了...兼職攝影師 09/02 20:22

推 a110002211:5樓自拍 09/02 20:22

推 peter0726:"5樓"從此成為hudawu2002的綽號 09/02 20:26

推 hudawu2002:peter0726的本名就叫:"伍樓" 09/02 20:32

推 highminded:好好笑XD 09/02 20:34

推 nicetokey:因為難得的巧遇hudawu2002和peter0726這兩位失散多年的 09/02 20:37

→ nicetokey:五樓相遇了 真是可喜可賀 09/02 20:37

推 sakanafish:我笑了XDDD 09/02 21:33

推 tina85432:超好笑XDDDDDDDD 09/02 21:35

推 Kiyomori:下巴XDDDDDDD 09/02 21:39

推 rin222:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 21:41

推 lys65:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 21:48

推 cherrypink:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 21:50

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推 sagwow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 21:55

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推 sket119:下巴!!!!!!!XDDDDDDD 09/02 22:01

推 vitas543:好北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 22:01

推 v7q4:西瓜甜不甜~~~~ 09/02 22:01

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推 Rosie1984: 下巴~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/02 22:14

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推 dxkkkk:有笑有推XDDD 09/02 22:45

推 luisleo:我自己也會幫人拍大頭照,我都會說下巴低一點XDDDDD 09/02 22:47

推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 22:49

推 michael14:XDDD 09/02 22:51

推 sikiakaya:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 22:55

→ QAQ:XDDDDDDDDD 09/02 23:12

推 keepitslow:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/02 23:18

推 avral:有笑有推! 09/02 23:20

推 StellaLiu:超好笑的啊! 09/02 23:32

推 kys0716:大笑了!!! 09/02 23:35

推 killua90058:下巴 XDDD 09/02 23:39

推 conanlovet:超級無敵好笑的哈哈哈哈哈 09/02 23:39

推 lisa002:下巴~~~~ XDDDDD超級好笑!XDDDDD 09/02 23:42

推 yunyime:有笑有推XDDD 09/02 23:45

推 tomdogoo:下巴下巴下巴下巴下巴巴巴拉巴~~~~ 09/02 23:52

推 john2557:XD 09/02 23:56

推 nicole1107:好笑阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 00:01

推 wei1106:XDD 好糗喔XDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 00:20

推 hsustan:這個好笑XD 09/03 00:28

推 jooooooooohn:要記得說哈 09/03 00:33

推 asadman1523:XDXD 09/03 00:46

推 libracrash:超好笑XD 09/03 00:58

推 bewithmine:好智障喔XDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 00:59

推 garycat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:04

推 chiamusi279:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:06

推 jimwjma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:09

推 jack0602:XDDD 09/03 01:12

推 Mez:XDDDD 超有梗~~HI 下巴 早餐吃了嗎 09/03 01:15

推 dafeiiiii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:22

推 ray319:100分 09/03 01:24

推 yamakimiko:今日第一笑!!!好好笑!!!!!!!! 09/03 01:27

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推 ganztoll22:推啦XDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 02:01

推 stab22:XDDDDDDD 09/03 02:02

推 ohno406219:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 02:09

推 likesister:太好笑了~還大聲喊勒XD 09/03 02:26

推 nanayo:XD 09/03 03:39

推 dybert:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 04:53

推 uncannyayu:這超好笑 09/03 07:32

推 fakename:太好笑了!!!!! 09/03 08:24

推 HSnewlife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 08:28

推 boky520:有笑有推 09/03 09:13

推 imsisk:快要笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 09:33

推 logisticQ:好有後勁XDDDD 大喊是怎樣　哈哈哈哈 09/03 09:53

推 lf2com:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 10:14

推 tgtlkua:下巴XD 09/03 10:25

推 cutecandy57:哈哈哈哈哈 超白癡ＸＤＤＤＤ 09/03 10:26

推 Lavialce:下巴 09/03 10:40

→ katiecan:XDDD 09/03 10:41

推 katiecan:XDDD這個很好笑!! 09/03 10:44

推 yabekid:XDDDDD 09/03 11:07

推 bluefly212:哈哈哈哈，我笑到肚子好痛 09/03 11:13

推 eisenccw:XD 09/03 11:16

推 j20006640:這也太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 11:31

推 o030291469:蠢斃了...... 09/03 11:33

推 zickyfu:笑出聲了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 11:40

推 gipo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 11:50

推 aliciahericc:超級好笑部推不行 09/03 12:22

推 aikobz:這好笑到脫褲子了　推一個 09/03 12:41

推 soj:哈哈 上班看憋笑的很難過，同事覺得我很怪 幹嘛一職笑 09/03 12:41

推 pjman:下巴 09/03 13:15

推 ruru712:XDDDDDDD下巴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 13:30

推 syingmiss:下巴......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 14:18

→ FragileLin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 14:33

推 ch0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈 09/03 14:47

推 winosa:太蠢了~~~>"< 推 09/03 14:47

推 gingling:XDDDD 09/03 14:51

推 ShizukaShih:有畫面~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 14:54

推 lonelyport:也太蠢... 09/03 15:09

推 spoondrift:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 15:24

推 zuruineko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/03 15:44

推 timcoolboy:靠腰!!這發後勁好強!!辦公室裡憋笑好累>< 09/03 15:49

推 tammy03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 16:04

推 sytang:在辦公室憋笑到快岔氣的人 09/03 16:43

推 yoyotvt:強者下巴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 16:59

→ s753698:ㄎㄎ 09/03 17:13

推 LucasChen:XDDDDDDD 09/03 17:19

推 niylove:笑死我了!!怎麻還沒有爆!!!很好笑捏!!! 09/03 17:33

推 chi2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 17:41

推 globekiller:XDDDD 幫推 09/03 18:14

推 paulina13:XD 09/03 18:21

推 iiun:XDDDDDDD 09/03 18:40

推 sukiyaki0917:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 19:13

推 prutmmer:有笑有推 09/03 19:15

推 hiphop3535:爆XDDDD 09/03 19:15

推 fiercy:有笑有推XDDDDDD 09/03 19:16

推 aerodm:超有畫面的啦!!! 09/03 19:49

推 kaorukei:嘴角失控XD 09/03 19:55

推 jillkitkat:XDDDDDDDDD 09/03 20:05

推 apple90101:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 20:18

推 Kscking:超好笑XDDDD 09/03 20:24

推 lina418:笑死了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 20:29

推 b9611099:笑死我的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 20:49

推 yang114:靠那個小聲說XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 21:08

推 lvibugi:好好笑喔XDDDDDD 哈哈 09/03 21:25

推 rose147:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 09/03 22:16

推 nekoprincess:XDDDDD下巴~~~ 09/03 22:22

推 candy0101:笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD推!!!!!!! 09/03 22:38

推 sam9371:不由得想起一二三 照 的冷笑話 09/03 22:49

推 mrzumres:XDDDDD 09/03 22:54

推 cimiji:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 23:23

推 owen731206:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 23:40

推 QAQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 00:25

推 r19880603:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 00:26

推 uglycat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 00:55

推 sssmart:請問下巴是現在台中念大學嗎？ 09/04 00:58

推 as29417152:我笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 01:06

推 rorygilmore:這真的很好笑 09/04 01:11

推 c0758:我笑了 09/04 02:04

推 laki:XDDDDD 09/04 02:06

推 paj:XDDDDDDDD 09/04 03:23

推 willis0623:好好笑喔XDD 09/04 06:46

推 asdfghjkl220:下巴是念輔大嗎 = = 09/04 07:26

→ Yie:XDDD 09/04 08:55

推 temato:害我笑到流眼淚..... 09/04 12:11

推 jemoony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 12:59

推 siaosian:落A孩 09/04 13:02

→ b85040312:我笑不出來== 09/04 13:36

推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 13:46

→ banlin:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 15:15

推 z560154848:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 18:28

→ Seirra:摳連XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 20:12

推 Aeartha:噗斥的大笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 20:21

推 amandalts:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 20:39

推 s15522666:瞎吧 09/04 23:13

推 ee012345:我快笑死了XD 09/04 23:52

推 ILOVESHIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 00:04

推 ILOVESHIN:超好笑的 09/05 00:08

推 kuraaa:噢天阿XDDDDDDDDDD 我大笑!!!! 09/05 00:33

推 rabbit50331:"b85040312:我笑不出來==" 苦主出現了!?????? 09/05 09:37

推 ini1011:天哪超好笑XDDDDDD 09/05 10:12

推 dcfe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 10:17

推 chickenwyl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 12:17

→ elwyn:XD 09/05 12:42

推 hey37:看到板標來朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 13:56

推 DeicideWei:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 14:04

推 iceman2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 14:53

→ t302850725:蓋. 09/05 14:56

→ Yonsic:朝聖 09/05 15:03

推 kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 16:22

推 e8672596:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 16:48

推 jay86319:朝聖 真的好笑XD 09/05 18:00

推 g30601:難怪變成板標 09/05 19:43

推 kersihi:朝聖 推 09/05 20:45

推 opkl:低調...朝聖 09/05 21:16

推 Terrykho:有好笑到XDDDD 09/05 21:27

推 bananaseed:下巴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 21:31

推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 21:34

推 great99:XDD 09/05 22:23

推 kyo686:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:06

推 chien1019:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:55

推 sunluna:好好笑喔XDDDD 09/06 01:20

推 jack0502801:我認識一個人也叫下巴欸@@ 09/06 04:44

推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 05:05

推 shanefm06:這樣大家笑得更自然啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 11:22

推 ooXD:好智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 12:10

推 moonligirl:我笑到便當的菜哽在喉嚨吞不下去= =|||||| 09/06 13:05

推 PERusic:太有畫面了　哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 14:30

推 saniyan:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 14:34

推 SayokoCat:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 14:55

推 ccm25:下巴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 15:44

推 dubian77:笑~~~好好笑~ 09/06 21:52

推 rupru:哈哈好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 22:10

推 shoryo:我有個學長叫下巴… 09/07 00:41

推 johnson77811:下巴XDDD 太好笑了~~ 09/07 11:40

推 funnyway:下巴~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` 09/07 13:05

推 shadan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 14:16

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推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 16:55

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推 eva577663:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 20:43

推 neath606:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 21:50

推 returnto:系上也有下巴XD 09/07 22:04

推 aacs0130:XDDDD 09/07 22:52

推 yona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/08 01:14

推 Luluandlulu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! 09/08 01:54

推 shinewithyou:很有畫面哪XD 09/08 09:48

推 a54jack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/08 15:15

推 owoQAQ:朝聖XD 09/08 18:32

推 aogoco:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 01:32

推 blythemelody:救命阿~我笑到肚子抽筋XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 06:08

推 lovinglone:我笑了................................. 09/09 07:14

推 duck0823:胃抽筋了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 16:07

推 vace0912:XDDDD 09/09 18:38

推 s807123:上班憋笑好痛苦啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:50

推 cavalvine:這同學也太天真太可愛了吧XD 09/10 12:19

推 iriseyesex:下巴!!!!!!!! 09/10 12:25

推 Taichun318:XDDD 09/10 12:33

推 mos957:太好笑XD 09/10 14:17

推 sheepthuim:XDDDDDDD 09/10 16:31

推 y65014:下巴~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/11 01:05

推 hikionly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 23:37

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推 Nicetocyou:XDDDDDDDDDD 下巴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/12 20:16

推 chenyoan:想必他一定糗到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 00:11

推 WeinoVi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:02

推 itskwc:借轉~ 謝謝!! 09/13 22:16

推 fun0526:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:26

推 gs1458:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 01:33

推 tzai:(爆料)下巴是念台大 09/17 09:19

推 dogemoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 07:09

推 TFEX01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 19:50

推 d54880:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:51

推 fanglittle:下巴!!! 09/21 21:42

推 starsea0514:媽呀~~笑死我了!眼淚都飆出來了~XDDDD 09/22 16:38

→ scpxxx:下巴!! XDD 09/23 00:08

推 q115040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 15:12

推 chivalry70:XDDDDDDDDD 09/23 18:12

推 ajen1126:好有後勁XDDDD 我的肚子笑到痛XDD 09/26 01:38

推 ajax0903:好笑~~~ 09/26 20:05

推 YU1216k:超好笑XDDDD 09/27 03:17

推 chinadog:XD 09/28 14:35

推 ilovejo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 02:02

推 csamy1993:我笑了XD 09/29 19:19

推 cloud0716:我來朝聖~ 09/29 23:25

推 giligowla039:下巴XDDDDDDDDDD 朝聖!!! 10/04 02:06

推 sevenfunk:XDDDDDDD~ 10/05 20:56

推 MOSET:XDDDD 10/07 08:20

推 ytsung:XDDD~ 10/08 10:12

推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 17:11

推 likingfly:天啊~~~我笑到不能自己XDDDDDDD 10/21 01:14

推 faxy:XDDD 12/14 14:07

推 yuchin1990:XDDDDDDDDD 02/15 17:30

推 rainstars:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 18:02

推 quiet113:朝聖 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/18 17:58

推 dogodhse:超好笑～笑到不行！ 01/02 17:17