[無言]只是買個宵夜

看板 StupidClown
作者 pkcliff5 (麟)
時間 2010-08-19 22:17:41
留言 229則留言 (215推 1噓 13→)

剛剛看到奇摩的超恍神傻事TOP10! 赫然發現很多事我都曾做過= = 尤其是吃茶葉蛋時 蛋殼剝完卻把蛋丟了 這真是有刻骨銘心的痛阿! 〒△〒 而且還發生了不下十次.... 還有... 戴著隱形眼鏡睡覺 睡醒後 自己自言自語的說 我的視力怎麼突然好了!! 這種傻事我也曾經歷過.... 現在想想 我似乎有點兒笨 只是現在似乎已經好多了 =========以下本文======== 剛剛去借漫畫 然後順便買了冰淇淋 回到機車上戴好安全帽後 想說先嘗嘗一口再回家好了 然後就很自然的吃了起來 只是眼看就要嘗到這無比的美味時 突然整個世界都變模糊了 我當下立刻嚇了一跳 整個跳了起來 還以為是世界末日到了 不然就是被"抗剝得"(蓋布袋) 結果數秒後 發現是我吃冰淇淋時根本忘記透明面罩的存在 冰淇淋全部抹在我面罩上 我自然也失去了視力 結果勒... 不但剩下的冰淇淋沾到我褲子 機車也在我起身時倒了 壓到我的腳 好痛 〒△〒 不只是心痛而已 還有肉體的疼痛 最後只好在路邊默默擦拭我的安全帽和褲子 讓我更明白了笨板是我 〒△〒 哀~ -- 我最討厭 || 有笑不推 一 一 /不要走 我推就是了 的人了 \ ☆ \\||// ㄑ█﹨ > < (( < ㄟ -- ◆ From: 114.25.8.44 樓上~我也常常這樣! 然後抓不到癢的地方就會很火!XDD
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CChang:XDDDDDD 08/19 22:18

x09285006:有笑有推XD 話說奇摩上面的排行我也做過至少5項阿 08/19 22:20

vvvvisdog:哈哈 08/19 22:20

ck425:睡醒發現突然有六塊肌 08/19 22:21

superdin:我也常做過...XD 08/19 22:21

aalexx:推簽名檔~ 08/19 22:21

ooqq1203:有笑有推XD 眼鏡那個好笑 08/19 22:22

niee0916:有笑有推 08/19 22:23

july81212:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:24

wwww147:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:24

hungbo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:25

dadalove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO真可愛 08/19 22:25

KCKCLIN:XDDDDD 原PO要常來笨版喔 08/19 22:26

slothHenry:好透明的透明面罩= = 08/19 22:27

scedbo412:好笨 08/19 22:27

vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:28

nosmtto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:29

justin0613:哈哈笑死! 08/19 22:29

superdin:XDDDDDD 08/19 22:30

pin50:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:31

ck425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:31

sbthk711y:http://tinyurl.com/2ec9jqk 超恍神傻事TOP10~ 08/19 22:33

alexklor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:36

vvvvisdog:XDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:37

HeyApple:XDDDDDDDDD第十也太智障 08/19 22:38

alexklor:XDDDD第八也太綠了吧 08/19 22:40

Liania:有笑有推XDDD 08/19 22:40

waitmonday:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:43

qqe886:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:44

CocoaLait:笨版就是原po家! 歡迎回家 <(  ̄︶ ̄)╱(._. ) 08/19 22:44

emily0615:有笑就會推啦XDDDDD 08/19 22:52

shyoulol:哈哈哈 有笑有推啦 08/19 22:52

richgun:推簽名檔 08/19 22:52

maxinsystem:騎車戴安全帽頭癢 忘記就直接抓安全帽了 ~~XD 08/19 22:54

jric:只有做過第一項... 08/19 22:54

Ferrari360:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 22:56

pss912:我帶錯過遙控器 = =" 08/19 22:56

slothHenry:第一項幹過...... 08/19 22:58

chun0208:XDDD有笑有推 大笑 XDD 08/19 22:59

april79420:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:00

singer0319:純推不下...(咦??) 08/19 23:00

hellomen:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:04

julia508:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:09

w33332004427:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:10

narkey:XDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:10

CoCoCoooo:XD 08/19 23:11

sheekat:XDDDD 真是夠恍神了 08/19 23:13

efiefi:有笑有推! 08/19 23:14

judomen:歡迎原po回到笨版溫暖的家! 08/19 23:18

cute1314:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:19

dearlong:XD 08/19 23:21

destiny71927:推簽名檔!! 08/19 23:21

cutejenny:超好笑!!! 08/19 23:21

LOVEppears:我都沒幹過耶。囧|||| 08/19 23:22

larrywhy:推~ 08/19 23:23

LOVEppears:不過名次2那個是玩偶遊戲的小剛吧XDD 08/19 23:23

snoopy206:XD 08/19 23:32

flora1210:有笑有推喔~~~ 08/19 23:34

frommetou:超好笑 08/19 23:35

williams741:第一真的很常見 XDDDD 08/19 23:38

buttersoda:我笑了XD 推! 08/19 23:39

mormasker666:呃...睡覺不剝隱形眼鏡會角膜炎或脫水吧@@? 08/19 23:42

Zeroyeu:XDDDDDD 08/19 23:45

dz6699:呵呵哈哈哈 08/19 23:47

dz6699:補推 08/19 23:50

birbirdia:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈茶葉蛋我也有過耶XDDDD 08/19 23:50

n84u04:第二項我想到玩偶遊戲....(好懷念~ 08/19 23:56

chclee:哈哈哈 08/19 23:59

nbalive30505:有好笑到XDDDD 08/20 00:03

CCCTW:有笑有推 08/20 00:09

krescent:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:09

elysianda:原po太可愛吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:17

f19900423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:17

UUUUFO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:29

BSpowerx:我喝飲料時也撞過安全帽的面罩 囧rz 08/20 00:35

oXnXo:茶葉蛋那個我每次都差點做了XDD 08/20 00:42

MDLOVE:超笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:44

wen0079:XDD有笑有推XD 08/20 00:44

Elivanta:     還    滿    糗    的 08/20 00:54

tony1688:未看先猜樓上ufoon 08/20 00:57

my98051:哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/20 00:58

k22941920:好口連... 08/20 01:07

sunnytutor:把蛋丟掉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 01:07

Deesu:我常常吃冰都會吹一下!超白癡!即使如此還是一直做這種蠢事 08/20 01:10

sunnytutor:樓上!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 01:12

dca994:有笑推!! 08/20 01:18

zmes916312:我沒有笑唷!不要離開我!!! 08/20 01:19

ilove05:笨版是你的家啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 01:32

lovesanji:我快笑死了~~~~~ 推推 08/20 02:01

pigergirl:我常做幫涼麵吹涼的舉動XD 08/20 02:10

milton0825:haha~ 08/20 02:14

Rancoon:有笑有推 08/20 02:16

lanchenchen:不推對不起原po!!!! 08/20 02:18

dtwilson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 02:21

benny5116:有效有推 08/20 03:08

detail0356:我推就是了 08/20 03:10

ojusto:自以為視力變好加一 08/20 03:11

livestylish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 03:21

coco840727:我也有放學沒帶書包回家過 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 03:21

reroad:對不起我笑了XD 08/20 04:12

shj123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 04:59

j1233212020:推簽名檔 08/20 05:15

p3800952:有笑有推~~ 08/20 07:32

qvTYTvp:紅明顯 不要戴著隱形眼鏡睡覺 對眼睛很不好 可能會失明 08/20 07:59

qvTYTvp:推回來 08/20 08:02

Yie:XDDD 08/20 08:25

dragonsoul:幸好我只有兩項 XD 08/20 08:30

station2:有笑有推~~~但我是看到簽名笑了~ 08/20 08:45

tony811207:有笑有推~ 我只做過3項! 08/20 08:49

sket119:有笑有推XDDDD 08/20 09:04

gn02528998:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 09:30

chiuki:XD 好好笑 08/20 09:44

sukiyaki0917:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 09:44

UUUUFO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 爆 08/20 09:46

s11012002:哈哈哈 好白吃 08/20 09:48

yicheng0819:有笑有推! 簽名檔我推了!! 08/20 09:59

robertisgto:有好笑到XD 08/20 10:04

papabearche:有笑有推XD 08/20 10:05

nckukath:因為怕失明所以不辦隱形眼鏡~XDDDDDD 08/20 10:11

alicehsin:整個就很有笑點 XDDD 08/20 10:18

adam8520:第二項是我國小的事情了(遠望... 08/20 10:36

fiy7101:我是吃辣的時候會吹一下,看會不會比較不辣 囧 08/20 10:38

hs80186:q大 不是有那種睡覺時才戴的嗎? 說可以矯正視力 08/20 10:43

gather28:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 10:59

skylove1991:版標該換了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/20 11:12

stevenar:好笑!! 08/20 11:28

p78533578:睡覺的當晚其實被蜘蛛咬過。XDDD 08/20 11:33

luther0583:XDDDD 08/20 11:35

NysNox:有笑有推 XDD 08/20 11:39

eileenen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 11:54

hotsuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 12:05

zenonce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 12:07

q111q:我有時候戴了隱形眼鏡還以為自己戴著有框眼鏡,然後就下意識 08/20 12:17

q111q:用手去推,推完才覺得有點蠢 08/20 12:18

johnyy:醒來時覺得視力變好XDDD 有笑有推 08/20 12:32

cindy8129ppp:我也會吹涼麵還有豆花 08/20 12:32

bochumomo:戴眼鏡找眼鏡= = 08/20 12:34

ruru712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 12:36

pluto6958:有笑有推XDDD! 08/20 12:47

god46:... 08/20 12:49

edson1210:有笑有推XDDDDD 08/20 12:50

xiashier63:我曾經剝殻後 不吃蛋 但是把殻咬下去 08/20 12:54

stanley1109:糟糕...0.0..戴隱形眼鏡用手推跟頭養抓安全帽我都做過 08/20 12:55

applepies:我是曾忘記有玻璃牆,急著往外頭看就撞上了… 08/20 13:00

mrfootball:XDDDD 08/20 13:08

lastcrescent:XDDD 08/20 13:08

sungchiching:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 13:27

likehate:XD 我推就是了 08/20 13:28

ziomatrix223:笨死了XDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 13:43

blanksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 13:59

yourhighness:推XDDDD 08/20 14:05

kingingl:有笑有推 08/20 14:15

lom0120:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 14:20

a251012002:XD 好耗呆好可愛 08/20 14:22

botdog:純推不下! 08/20 14:28

enigul07:買東西付完錢就走,東西留在收銀台上 08/20 14:31

legendofmida:呵呵!真好笑! 08/20 14:39

ralph227:XDD 08/20 15:14

moerstw:哈哈哈哈 XDDDD 08/20 15:15

aa3030a:只差3.4.8沒做過~ 把老師叫成媽媽真的被同學笑翻了 ~~~~ 08/20 15:17

vfpuvfpu:好可愛..XD 08/20 15:22

kks911:有效有推 08/20 15:27

ying0720:XDDDD 08/20 15:48

lovechen:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 08/20 15:50

saksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 16:16

tw765:宵夜文 08/20 16:19

seanisgod:隱形眼鏡好笑~XD 08/20 16:23

a12375111:視力突然變好應該是變成蜘蛛人的前兆 08/20 16:33

iliu:我是薯條沾了番茄醬正要送入口時,突然有人叫我 08/20 17:12

iliu:我就餵我的臉頰吃番茄醬薯條了!! 08/20 17:13

tyrant729:超好笑 08/20 17:31

prutmmer:有笑有推 08/20 17:49

cindy860735:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 18:29

bestlove15:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 19:03

lijason:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 19:39

csimylove:我笑了 我推就是了!! 08/20 19:40

warisover:好啦好啦我推就是~ 08/20 20:38

foolishq:我覺得應該要加一個"彈蛋椅"的選項... 08/20 20:48

etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 21:05

sorphecda:XD 08/20 21:20

lockerchiuan:面罩:主人真貼心!! 08/20 21:45

tiu:先推再笑 08/20 22:00

stage128:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/20 22:16

frankfgt:top10真的是top10? 我一項都沒有耶 但是我真的很笨耶 08/20 22:20

zicon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 22:40

jazye:原PO正妹 08/20 22:59

beetv:讓我來推倒原PO 08/20 23:26

lpccsptt9:隱眼的我也做過 我當下想到的是蜘蛛人劇情(汗 08/20 23:31

cashko:XDDD 08/20 23:39

limpid91:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 01:12

FoxQ:我也想到蜘蛛人XD 不過看推文只有最後一頁有XDDD 08/21 01:19

kyakkya:XDD 08/21 02:58

gkanakojdd:隱形眼鏡那段超感同身受,我也有幾次這樣過 冏 08/21 04:02

vince0503123:哈哈 很傻耶 08/21 09:12

leo761212:有笑有推 08/21 09:30

nick04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 11:00

tenminute:沒拔隱形眼鏡還自以為視力變好的蠢事我也幹過 08/21 15:59

azelbanty:XDDDD 08/21 16:39

seventhstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 17:03

nancy7226834:XDDDD 08/21 18:47

biank1024:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 19:55

ligigu: 有 笨 有 推 XDDD 08/21 21:42

IsRock:GOOD! 08/21 22:16

misspopple:科科 你的宿命 08/21 22:21

sonata990:戴隱形眼鏡睡覺聽說很危險 08/21 23:26

lyic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 00:30

AmyZi:XDDDDDD 08/22 01:25

mayanino:好吧,我曾有把左右眼的隱形眼鏡都戴在同一眼,然後因為找 08/22 01:52

mayanino:不到另一眼的眼鏡只好再拿另一副的來戴... 08/22 01:53

gkanakojdd:我也做過樓上的事@@ 08/22 02:13

shin0222:蠢到極致xDDD 08/22 03:03

twochicken:有笑有推~~XDDDDD 08/22 03:37

zuruineko:超誇張的阿XD 08/22 06:43

snowcross:嗯....(拍拍原PO) 下次要記得喔XD" 08/22 13:05

sky80420:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 14:28

cljy:XDDDD 有笑有推 08/22 23:17

evilplayer:U stupid!! 請加油 這樣在地球生存很危險地…XD 08/23 00:08

losestimmy:有校友推XD 08/23 00:25

reggie760223:有笑有推 有原po的存在笨板才有希望= = 08/23 01:31

zft777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 06:32

ddtabcd:推簽名檔 08/23 16:53

Nicetocyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:09

xup6m06c04:隱形眼鏡那邊讓我想到蜘蛛人 08/24 00:53

ANie116:歡迎回家XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 21:13

wndm:認真說睡覺載隱形眼鏡很危險唷~ 08/25 22:06

linlin110:不要走 我推就是了 09/05 14:50

egg6911:不要走~我推就是了~ XDDDD 10/16 21:25

riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 16:27

djdr:有笑有推 06/14 19:57

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