[童年] 我的生日禮物

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作者 lamain (抱著膝蓋滾來滾去)
時間 2008-05-29 21:22:36
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小時候因為比較悶騷 所以每次看到喜歡的玩具也不敢跟大人說要買 就算問了 我也是扭扭捏捏的假裝不好意思 但是等到真的買給我了 又高興的要命!! (從小就很心機= =) 記得小時候有三次生日讓我印象深刻 第一次是五歲 我爸叫我到一個空地站著 然後說要我站好不要亂動 結果後方突然傳來引擎高速運轉的聲音 我回頭一看 竟然是一台遙控汽車! 我爸想要讓它繞著我轉圈 再走過來把遙控器給我 但是技術沒有很好 加上馬力真的很強 結果 車子撞上我的腳趾 我的腳趾甲被掀了半片 我當場哇哇大哭.... 但是後來我還是帶著淚痕 笑著在空地玩我的遙控汽車.... 第二次印象深刻的生日是六歲 我爸在離我大概50公尺的地方 叫我在那邊站著不要亂動 結果從他身後腰間掏出了一支黑色的BB槍 對著我這邊『噗咻』的射了一發 他本來是瞄準我的旁邊 但是那把BB槍沒有想像中那麼神準 好死不死打中我的肚子 結果我的肚皮就紅了一塊跟10元硬幣差不多大小 我當場哇哇大哭.... 但是我後來還是帶著淚痕 笑著拿BB槍在玩.... 第三次生日 我七歲 我爸叫我在那邊不要亂動 結果我偷偷回頭看到他去拿 藏在後車廂的 棒球手套兩副 還有 一顆硬式棒球 還有一支兒童用的球棒(木質) 我當場哇哇大哭.... 為什麼要哭? 嗯.. 不是因為我愛哭 只是 後來玩接傳球的時候 我被一顆高飛球打中腦門.. -- 據說之後我就沒有收過生日蛋糕以外的禮物了.. -- ◆ From: 163.15.32.64 06/14 12:53
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Erahhcram:真慶幸還可以看到原POPO文...阿門 05/29 21:24

sun716:推~~笨把把 05/29 21:25

artsfen:對不起....真的好好笑 XD 05/29 21:25

yam003:先承認你就是你爸 05/29 21:31

david409d:有溫馨的感覺= =+ 05/29 21:32

barbariane:悲慘童年= =" 05/29 21:32

bailin:腳趾甲被掀了半片??妳爸送妳的應該是搖控推土機吧... 05/29 21:40

blackalien:太好笑了~~~XD 05/29 21:48

stevepeter2:好...恩....唉...只能說~~~斯勾咿~~~~~~ 05/29 21:48

Hans14:XDDDDD 05/29 21:52

jiayuan523:溫馨又悲慘XD 05/29 21:54

MissWang:怎麼會那麼準...囧 05/29 21:55

GreenNicky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 21:56

shapating:看到一半我還以為今天你生日差點按end 囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧 05/29 21:57

lamain:上一頁有人今天生日唷^^ 05/29 21:59

jaw5433:第一次是五歲 05/29 22:01

mklce:我怎麼覺得…你老爸是故意的 05/29 22:03

ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:04

pearlymirror:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:06

didila:[炫耀] 省下買生日禮物的錢 05/29 22:11

zerotea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:16

funnyrain:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:19

kotsunino:推ㄧ樓XD 05/29 22:21

atlaswhz:你爸應該來笨版自己po文的.... 05/29 22:24

bluebean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:25

papagod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:26

a3669936:溫馨的童年阿~~~ 05/29 22:27

vivipin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:29

s906216:你爸太酷 05/29 22:31

quietvox:溫馨慘烈又好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:34

bagalanger:值得回憶的童年~酷 05/29 22:35

narwhale:XD 05/29 22:35

winmine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:38

bacon1109:好溫馨的童年喔~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 22:39

stoub:好恐怖XDDDDD 05/29 22:39

Ken8776518:感覺有點豪姣耶 = = 05/29 22:41

atomupizza47:好顯你爸不是送你射飛鏢 05/29 22:49

eastcat:你確定是親生的嗎. . :_) 05/29 22:51

birdsnose:哈哈哈哈 你爸好好笑阿哈哈哈哈哈哈 05/29 22:55

johnny81:好令人感動的親子互動 05/29 22:56

tripot:下一次你爸要是送你BMW520 你最好立刻拒絕... 05/29 22:58

cigara:很棒的爸爸 05/29 23:08

Leto:哈哈~~~你爸爸應該上來PO笨版才對 感覺都是爸爸在耍笨 05/29 23:10

xxx3677:太可愛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:12

jasonrice:有笑友推!!! 05/29 23:15

vvu284bp6:原PO的童年真是悲慘 05/29 23:20

GodfreyAir:原po小時候拍過驚聲尖笑 05/29 23:21

Huskyrabbit:原PO爸爸真可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:23

raymond10710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:23

jin0:二十歲生日的時候我爸爸送我一把武士刀.... 05/29 23:24

jolovekevin:溫馨卻又悲哀的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:26

windlogos:你爸超可愛的! 我下次想送你一把水果刀 05/29 23:31

pescnd:你爸太好笑了....xd 笑到肚子痛... 05/29 23:32

imogenemuse:哈哈哈哈哈~有點淡淡的哀怨~ 05/29 23:34

Kirisima:對不起,我大笑了… 05/29 23:41

bluecielcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了 05/29 23:41

joy71:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:43

vmkbs:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:44

j52789521:問題出在你爸!! 05/29 23:49

englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:51

nula:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 實在是悲慘又很搞笑耶^^" 05/29 23:51

ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:54

image:標題: 我的天才老爸 05/29 23:55

semas12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太搞笑了 話說原po家住在斯巴達? 05/29 23:55

charly780712:XDD  溫馨 05/29 23:56

magicowlet:我大笑 XDD 可愛的爸爸 悲慘的原PO 05/29 23:56

kiwigglong:經過第二次你還敢站著不動等他拿給你嗎= = 05/29 23:58

msleaf:推溫馨 05/30 00:03

carl3104:的確很笨,不過也很溫馨,推一個~~ 05/30 00:06

wml92155:超笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 00:08

crea0520:還蠻感人的~只是你爸....XDDDDDDDDD 05/30 00:08

candyyan:好痛的童年~不過好溫馨~XDD 05/30 00:09

hahahaman:GOOD 05/30 00:14

catalpa321:超好笑的~~xd 05/30 00:14

kinkitw:I Da I 05/30 00:15

superqm714:看到一半已為結尾會是... 05/30 00:16

ian41360:差點以為結尾..原po不要嚇我阿!不過好溫馨 05/30 00:19

foyu:父:lamain今天是生日 我要送你汽車 照往例 你先站好...... 05/30 00:19

Mauder:我也差點以為結尾會是..幸好不是 這篇真溫馨! 05/30 00:20

agki:你爸太可愛了! 05/30 00:23

ghostru:你爸心機比你重= =+ 05/30 00:25

doristezuka:父:lamain今天是你生日 我要送你汽車 你先站好...... 05/30 00:32

largecoke:原PO很聽話,也太好笑 05/30 00:40

ooyourxxx:XDDDDD 05/30 00:48

rainlon:原PO老爸真酷XD 05/30 00:49

l1290220:這實在太好笑了~~~~ 05/30 00:55

Sontania:好可愛的爸爸阿~哈哈 05/30 00:56

meatballlu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超可愛又笨笨的爸爸 05/30 00:58

nancyli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻了 05/30 01:00

harimamomo:讚啦!!有笑有推!!XDD 05/30 01:00

vnushane:我後來還是帶著淚痕 笑著PO 05/30 01:01

sinonjo:哈哈哈哈好可愛的爸爸XD 05/30 01:01

glayteru00:我當場哇哇大哭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 01:01

boost:原PO爸爸好可愛~XDDDDDDD 溫馨推 05/30 01:05

pugarine:這就叫同甘共苦嗎? 05/30 01:12

bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 01:19

ieinlalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈~~ 05/30 01:21

nick289:原po在老爸手下逃過二十幾次了....Y 05/30 01:32

Emithrandir:多買幾年原PO就沒命了XDDD 05/30 01:32

kerokeo:好好笑的老爸 05/30 01:33

frekfrek:我以為是撇束文 還好= =; 05/30 01:39

imuihu:原PO爸爸是個好男人 05/30 01:43

urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 01:51

elenalee:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 02:07

folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 02:09

virgokgr:XD 懷疑 你爸真的愛你嗎?? 05/30 02:17

cat760815:老爸好好笑! 05/30 02:23

icemouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 02:25

benthal:XDDDDD 05/30 02:26

orange0630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 02:26

yragggc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD] 05/30 02:56

Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/30 03:30

pepeoa:你爸下次應該不會買個真槍要送你吧... 05/30 04:02

zfe713028:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 04:05

popochia:哈哈哈哈 好貼心的爸爸XDDDDD 05/30 05:00

amALu:哈 送武士刀就要po飄板了 還是其實已經...XDXD 05/30 05:03

blackalien:越看越好笑..XD 05/30 06:34

waqw:XDDD 05/30 07:12

fth862:你爸一定是故意的XDD 05/30 07:18

shadow77:哈哈 05/30 07:39

larle:還以為最後又是要集氣為誰祝福的文章 還好不是 05/30 07:40

cbao:老爸:「不要亂動哦」 然後飛機降落在原PO身上 05/30 07:43

wwone:我的家庭真可愛~整潔美滿又安康~~(8) ^^" 05/30 08:03

ssecond:後來送蛋糕有沒有也叫你不要亂動? 05/30 08:08

alanMM:有笑有推...我吵醒了在睡覺的室友了XD 05/30 08:43

alanMM:樓樓上 不要亂動是要砸他對吧? 樓下開放報名砸原PO 05/30 08:44

naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 08:56

eiichiro:有驚聲尖笑的感覺... 05/30 08:59

librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 09:12

chancying:XDDDD 05/30 09:14

weast:快爆了耶!! 05/30 09:16

actmoxa:十大武器只送你三個而已..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 09:23

Yie:XD 05/30 09:26

yoyoyo916:要你命3000!!! 05/30 09:29

stephie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 09:35

tn603408:爆 XD 05/30 09:37

cloudya:還是吃蛋糕就好了啦 05/30 09:37

smartruru:原PO生命值超高的.....XD 05/30 09:41

jerrychai25:XDDDDDDDD,有笑有推~~~~~~~XDDDD 05/30 09:42

joyce0129:XDDDDDDDDD 05/30 09:43

wu41289:對不起 這真的太笨了 XD 05/30 10:10

just16:腹黑爸爸:從此就不用送禮物啦~哼哼 XDDD 05/30 10:10

asuka627:你還活著,很好 05/30 10:12

sunnytutor:結論就是..叫你不要動 你就要趕快動!! 好慘的生日記憶 05/30 10:14

fallleaf:很棒的把拔 05/30 10:31

birdddd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 10:31

tyan0615:超好笑的XD 05/30 10:53

Qianty:DXXDXDXDXDXD 05/30 10:56

mycookie:笑到一直抖 哈哈哈 05/30 10:56

zvoi:笑到流目油...XD 05/30 11:06

aassd:原PO爸:8歲生日快到了 原PO媽:只準買蛋糕!!我還想要兒子!! 05/30 11:11

superich:原PO將來買車記得要自己買.... 05/30 11:18

c5g4f4c4up2k:原PO生命力真強XDDDDDDDD 05/30 11:20

ienjan:一大清早就爆笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 11:36

ienjan:你確定蛋糕沒有 裝~~~機~~~關~~~~~~嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 11:36

FrankPallas:還好停止送禮了,否則搞不好看到原po來po文XD 05/30 11:49

sunnytutor:樓上推文看起來怪怪的... 05/30 12:10

lucas01:好慘 05/30 12:21

lucas01:我爸也這樣 愛欺負小孩 很偏激 05/30 12:22

btohsa:十八歲的時候,我爸買了一部車給我... 05/30 12:23

feelingb:先苦後甘!!!XD 05/30 12:34

volantsnow:樓樓上... 05/30 12:37

rainling:XDDDDDDDD 05/30 12:58

jimohya:18歲的時候...我爸爸買了一組弓箭給我 05/30 12:59

idna41:總有一天把拔會把你弄死 05/30 13:03

richday:XD 05/30 13:12

ani0:原PO父:lamain從小就很愛玩脫拉庫模型... 05/30 13:31

hype:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 13:37

mandy0813:太好笑了XDDDDDDDD 05/30 14:09

SummerShine:好可愛!!!!!!! 05/30 14:41

yuanshishi:喬巴(扭) 05/30 14:42

dimer:好可怕...XD 05/30 14:43

perseids:你爸是專門來欺負你的嗎? 冏 05/30 14:46

csiehao:你爸好可愛XD 05/30 14:50

jellynina:XDDDDD 05/30 15:02

iner:溫馨推... 05/30 15:31

lefta:18歲生日那年 爸要我閉上眼 但我已經從背後聽到機車引擎聲.. 05/30 15:31

stacysha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 15:32

ScottHu:看到棒球組就笑了XD 05/30 16:17

up:笑到止不住,我的天呀XDDDDDDDD 05/30 17:18

ritapen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/30 17:24

yangboyen:老爸:站好不要亂動 05/30 17:31

francmiss:爸爸是凶器 05/30 17:32

showtow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 17:41

sdickys:站好喔~爸爸做個實驗 05/30 17:41

chiao218:好可愛又好溫馨又好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 17:42

fabienne7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 18:16

stoptalking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 18:22

nuker:可以射50公尺的BB槍是哪買的…幫我問你爸~ 05/30 18:35

anochen:最後一次在n歲,原po爸帶機關槍來.....(上膛 開保險.....) 05/30 18:36

poca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 18:53

princessmake:XDDDD 05/30 19:26

ww12575:你爸是想打你吧 受虐兒 05/30 20:52

kaivic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 21:07

chenyiwen:有笑有推XD~~~~~~ 05/30 21:34

vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 22:05

unicat:很奇怪的受虐案啊 XDD 05/30 22:11

ask1024:原PO我想你大概是你爸不小心射進去的吧 05/30 22:18

shen1988:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 22:29

KAKUDO:你爸真是太酷了...! 05/30 22:55

Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 23:06

unauna:好可愛的爸爸!! 05/30 23:35

holmoak:拍電影阿... 05/30 23:46

cocoyan:你老爸有沒有幫你保超過千萬的保險? 05/31 00:35

emmawanga:你老爸太可愛了~~你確定是你老爸親生的嗎?(誤) 05/31 00:50

sanasakura:簽名檔XD 05/31 00:58

memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 01:38

isaza:原PO爸其實還想送他刀槍之類的禮物,只是被媽媽禁止了XD 05/31 02:04

streamer09:你爸真是神射手~ 05/31 02:42

yuyemoon:一定要推,難得笑這麼嚴重XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 03:51

yuyemoon:不過看得出你爸很愛你 且說不定其實是他自己想玩XD 05/31 03:55

IM:XD 05/31 06:21

AirLee:你爸自己想玩,一定的 05/31 12:22

mindconer:伯父是不是有閃光沒矯正...= = 05/31 14:27

cuttlefish:18歲的時候 你爸送你一輛汽車....... 05/31 14:30

pixnetOxO:驚聲尖笑 05/31 15:56

snowlovely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 16:29

a908350614:推原PO跟原PO把拔超可愛XD 05/31 17:38

tonysan:shuriken~~~ 05/31 17:50

minbyminby:你爸真是神射手XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 17:56

nike923123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 18:59

hao0419:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 19:33

hiphop3535:我看到那行"後來我還是帶著淚痕...BALABALA.."狂笑不止 05/31 20:01

Waleela:溫馨 05/31 20:50

yibing:嚇到...驚聳的感覺...被打中腦門的阿飄回來PO文XD 05/31 22:02

eprockers010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 03:13

ji3g4bp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 15:07

gs1458:你爸好神! 06/01 22:11

nana10256:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 20:41

sida0312:原PO爸爸好可愛 06/03 16:58

qlu:從棒球到哇哇大哭那一段,我已經開始哈哈大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 20:14

sonicsken:射50m超遠@@ 06/04 21:29

bestlisa:你爸想謀殺你嗎XDDDDD 06/05 14:10

iamphei:六歲就送你BB槍喔...真危險 06/08 00:24

thegod13:從頭笑到尾XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 18:40

socoolneil:你爸對玩具操縱的技術有待加強 06/23 02:45

YoYoz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 19:02

miljs:看到直接哇哇大哭就笑了... 10/14 23:58

sadfxd:冴 08/02 20:57

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