[無言]同學.手機借一下

有一天上課的中堂下課.我正在和同學喇賽 突然我一位女性同學(A)衝進教室 劈頭就問我有沒有衛生紙((而且一臉驚慌樣))(￣□￣|||)a 我就拿了剛加油送的抽取式衛生紙整包給他 就這樣又過了一堂課....這位女同學才走進教室 而且把我整包衛生紙都用完 (．＿．?) 我:哇靠..你是烙賽在褲子上嗎?整包都用掉 (￣ー￣；) A:痾..哪是ㄚ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)||| 我:不然勒..該不會是........好朋友暴走嗎 >//////< A:偷偷跟你講喔..你如果講出去.我會殺了你 (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 我: m ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ A:剛剛我嗯嗯到一半..我牛仔褲後面口袋的手機...掉下去了 而且就正中央插在便便上 ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ A:所以我只好跟你借衛生紙沾水..慢慢擦掉阿 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 我:哈哈哈哈...就當我笑翻的時候........ ((另一個B男同學走過來)) B:女同學...你手機可以借我嗎?我手機沒電了 A:痾............. B:拜託啦..我要打給我女朋友..不然他會殺了我 A:((只好硬著頭皮)) 手機 ((遞)) 我:o(‧"‧)o (((瘋狂憋笑ing))) B:喂..寶貝阿[email protected]#$%^&* (講了三分鐘) B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!! B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!! B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!! B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!! A:痾...呵呵((傻笑)) P.s到現在畢業三年了...B同學好像還不知道臭豆腐怎麼來的XDDDDDDDDD -- ◆ From: 123.192.96.16
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