[閒聊] 不要在開票的時候去剪頭髮

這是發生在不久前北高市長選舉那個下午的恐怖事件... 因為到現在12月多了我還沒辦新式身分証 原因是我還沒去照所需要之規格的相片 在家人三催四請下 我只好為了照一張帥氣的相片而先去剪頭髮 想說剪一剪馬上照個像就可以去辦了 又沒啥好急的 而我的個性又比較懶的等 就挑我認為應該比較沒人的上星期六北高市長選舉下午5點多開票時去理髮 走進店裡 欸! 真的沒啥人耶 滿高興的~~ 不用等~~ 這時大家不是守著電視看票數 就是掛在PTT唇槍舌戰吧!!! 我就高興的坐了下來 拔下了眼鏡 對理髮師說:「剪少一點 我只要稍微修一下就好了 」 他微微點著頭 卻把注意力放在旁邊電視傳來的報導上 我則是閉起眼睛專心聽著電視中傳來的票數變化 就這樣過了一下 每當報導說 黃 陳 二人票數接近時 這個理髮師總會停下動作 我想他大概是相當關心選戰吧 就這樣過了很久 我想:「我只是修一下頭髮 你會不會剪太久啦 」 又過了一陣子 他終於說剪好了 我滿心期待的戴上眼鏡一看 哇哩咧 快要變光頭了 我滿客氣的對他說:「我不是說剪""一點嗎? 」 熱衷政治的理髮師:「啊!是嗎? 你不是說剪""一點嗎?」 我耐心的說:「我真的是說要剪"少"一點啊!」 熱衷政治的理髮師:「是喔 沒關係阿 我覺得你可以換一個不同的感覺耶!!!」 我有點不悅的說:「我還要去照身分証要用的相片耶 你不會要我放光頭照 在身分証上好幾年吧??? 」 理髮師:「這樣喔 抱歉拉 我聽選舉太入迷了 不然我可以借你假髮去照相啊」 我:「假髮! 在哪? 你們店裡有嗎? 」 在我說完這句話後 那個理髮師放下手中的理髮刀 嘆了一口氣 然後從他的頭上扯下了一頂掩飾的完美無瑕的假髮..... 我:「... ... ... ...」 -- 【看板列表】 郵差來按鈴囉 看板《Baseball》 [←][q]主選單 [→][r]閱讀 [↑↓]選擇 [PgUp][PgDn]翻頁 [S]排序 [/]搜尋 [h]求助 編號 看 板 類別 轉信 中 文 敘 述 人氣 板 主 ● 1 ˇBaseball 棒球 ◎韓國爆 韓國爆 韓國爆完火腿爆 爆!netting/takuno 2 ˇBears ◎熊迷最想要的巨蛋紀念品-冠軍獎盃 爆!gingling/Yenfu -- ◆ From: 221.169.141.148 12/11 20:10 12/11 23:22 01/04 22:26
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推 tsukimiya:最後一句太好笑了!!!! 12/11 17:21

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推 Ivangelion:推嘆一口氣 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/11 17:46

→ gohome0083:其實最後一句才是精華 XD 12/11 17:48

推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDD真的帶假髮去照嗎? 12/11 17:49

→ Csir:笑到噴了 12/11 17:50

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推 ete:戴假髮照也可以啊 不過去辦的時候也戴著就是了 免得被懷疑 12/11 17:52

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推 likehate:這就跟我姐幫我染髮時一樣 我跟他說染淺一點 別染太深 12/11 18:38

→ likehate:解果他真的染很淺 而且很"金" =.= 12/11 18:39

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→ angus1013:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/11 19:23

推 BWolf: 從他的頭上扯下了一頂掩飾的完美無瑕的假髮 12/11 19:32

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推 Ruph:真的假的啊...XD 12/11 20:49

→ Rind:真的假髮XD 12/11 21:07

推 GiantGG:XDDDDD 老闆人真不錯 12/11 21:10

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→ Tenner:笨板joke化XD 12/11 23:21

推 Lunachen:沒圖沒真相啦 12/11 23:22

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推 amazing0407:照片~~~照片 ~~~太好笑的假髮!!! 12/11 23:49

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推 future534:哇哈哈哈哈~~~ 06/30 23:55

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推 mnnmmn:XD XD 2008 9 29 XDXD 09/29 19:57

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推 contenta: 老闆是有兼賣假髮嗎，活廣告來的 01/15 20:23