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"Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking Karl-Anthony Towns?... Ben had
something else going on that day. I was like, 'You’re on your own KAT!'"
Jeff Teague on Draymond Green putting Rudy Gobert in a chokehold
「那比Ben Simmons勒住Karl-Anthony Towns還糟糕嗎？... 那天Ben力大無窮。」
我說，
Jeff Teague 比較Draymond Green勒住Rudy Gobert的事件。
逐字稿
主持人1: Shout out to Draymond Green, man. Cause he acted a motherfucking
fool for no reason. And I appreciate it, man.
要向Draymond致意，那傢伙真的無緣無故地發瘋了。我真的很欣賞。
Teague: He got five games for that shit? I know he... shit, I'd be mad at
him, motherfucker.
他因為那事被禁賽五場？我知道他...哇，我要是他會瘋了，那個混蛋。
主持人2 : Like, It was no reason. He was literally going over there to break
the shit up. 沒道理啊，他本來就是過去要平息事態的。
主持人1: But did you see how he was throwing his arms up when he was doing
it? That's what made it funny.
但你有看到他在衝突中如何揮舞雙臂嗎？那才是搞笑的點。
Teague: Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking KAT(Karl Anthony Town)?
這比Simmons勒住KAT還糟嗎
主持人1: Nigga.
哥
Teague: Nigga, KAT tapped out.
哥，KAT投降了。
大家一起笑：Yeah.
Teague: I ain't gonna never forget that. I was crying.
我永遠不會忘記那一幕。我當時笑死了。
主持人2 : You said KAT didn't want no smoke in that one.
你說當時的KAT不想捲入衝突中
主持人1對 Teague說 :I watched that video of you. You was grabbing him.
我看了影片。你當時是在抓著他。
Teague: I don't know what I was...I damn near hurt my... My pecs still ain't
been the same since that day, bro. I think I tore my pec, bro. My Ben Simmons
had... He had something else going on. I couldn't get him.
I was like, hey, yo, yo, KAT, you gotta figure that shit out.
我不知道我當時在...我的胸肌差點受傷...從那天起我的胸肌就沒恢復過來，兄弟。我覺
得我胸肌撕裂了，兄弟。Ben Simmons那時候...他力大無窮。
我抓不住他。我就像，嘿，唷，唷，KAT，你得自己解決那個狀況。
I ain't gonna lie. I was so proud of KAT in that moment. I remember we got on
the bus. He was like, "I ain't no hoe. I ain't no hoe."
I feel you, motherfucker. You ain't no hoe.
He was like, “I swear to God. Like, he had me fucked up. I was about to
whoop his ass. I really was whooping his ass.“
我不會騙你。那時候我真的為KAT感到驕傲。我記得我們上了巴士，
他說，「我不是軟蛋。我不是軟蛋。」 我懂你，混蛋。你不是軟蛋。
他說，「我發誓，他真的把我惹毛了。我差點揍他。我真的要揍他。」
備註
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