看板Foolshome
☺ : do u speak English?
: a little bit yes
☺ :it’s so hard to find English speakers here
: yeah if you go over there you’ll have a better
chance of finding English speakers
That’s where the rich people lives
they’re mostly from the us or canada
☺ : i need help
: okay shoot i’ll see what I can do
☺ :Im looking for beautiful women to spend the night with
: you r looking for beautiful woman to hook up with
☺ : yeah
: I mean it’s mostly just kids and old people here and there’s barely any ni
ght life
☺ : yeah i was wondering if you know a place to find beautiful women
: I don’t really know…. you’re in the wrong neighborhood
☺ : it’s my last two days here and I’m really struggling
: … I think there’s a massage place nearby and they offer that kind of servi
ce
☺ : good can you texts me the address
(正在找地址
☺ : where are you from
: Here. Oh i got the address
☺ : good can you send me on wechat
: well I don’t have a wechat. Do you have an email maybe?
(打開手機電子郵件給他輸地址
(寫好信
:sent you should see it in…
☺ : oh here it is
( 打開地址
☺ : :&;!;!:@:;9, near by?
: I’m sorry?
☺ :&(,75,64.64.86,$&54 nearby?
(我聽不懂 印度口音+他講話含滷蛋
:um I think it’s pretty close. 5 minutes by bike(指地圖
: but just so you know that those kinds of places often have gang members invo
lved. You sure you wanna go there?
☺ : yeah I’ll try my luck
: umm but they might get violent.(皺眉頭
☺ : it’s okay I'll try to see if i can find the place
:oh Just be careful okay (皺眉頭
準備騎腳踏車
☺ : you’re really beautiful tonight
: thank u good luck
騎腳踏車走
☺ : love you
心得感想:
我一開始想說不要種族歧視先看看他要說什麼
後來我才發現他含滷蛋那一串是問我住哪裡
我遇到印度男還跟他說去養生館要小心
他可能看我太善良(蠢)所以很有禮貌地走掉了
That’s how fucking sick I am
幹你娘
幹幹幹幹幹
☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺
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