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推 cynthiahsnu: i don't give a fuck 我不給幹一次 09/16 09:41
推 cynthiahsnu: i don't give the fuck 我不給辣個幹 09/16 09:44
推 Ommmmmm5566: I am unfuckable 09/16 09:50
推 natto837600: 為了打炮 for fuck's sake 09/16 10:00
噓 FlynnZhang: 五樓任幹 09/16 10:20
推 xm3zxcvbnzz: 樓上加油 09/16 10:27
噓 kkes0001: anti詐騙 09/16 10:29
推 yuriuncleisu: 五樓自肥 09/16 10:46
推 maybeGODknow: She never give up 他從來不給上 09/16 10:46
推 Lavchi: 影印店店員: do you understand? 你印了嗎? 09/16 10:52
推 jackshen32: 樓上害我笑出來 09/16 10:52
推 depe5175: Are you free tonight 你今晚免費嗎 09/16 10:58
推 juncc118: 推文XD 09/16 10:59
→ woolaw: 樓上上可以唷 09/16 10:59
推 hungene: 笑死XDDD 09/16 11:03
推 Instru01: 你各位的英文是高雄市長教的？ 09/16 11:13
推 ququ88005: 樓上們的英文是高雄市長教的嗎 09/16 11:19
推 Allenjordan: 推文Xd 09/16 11:24
推 c8c8c8c8c8c8: How old are you? 怎麼老是你? 09/16 11:36
推 maroondragon: deep笑死 好像茶莊在搞什麼促銷似的 09/16 11:39
推 white08: My good friend is here. 我好朋友來了 09/16 11:45
推 inori880328: I think I understand 我想我下面 X了 09/16 11:50
推 mmnnoo: I don't give it a shit: 我不給它一坨屎… 09/16 11:50
推 soranosakana: you got a friend in me 你朋友在我裡面 09/16 11:54
推 wwwsamyoui12: 推文的影印店看不懂 救我 09/16 12:00
→ chuchuchang: NEVER GIVE UP 笑死 09/16 12:02
推 love7865364: under stand 09/16 12:03
推 carey1119: Are you kidding ？ 你是奇丁嗎？ 09/16 12:06
推 traman: 不 我是喜瑞爾斯 09/16 12:20
噓 iamnot87: 推文幾乎都超火= =幾年前的哏了 09/16 12:31
→ girlkiller: 動踏取蜜 09/16 12:31
推 greed3819: 幹我快笑死 09/16 12:43
推 mouz: I'll take a raincheck.我去看看有沒有下雨 09/16 12:49
→ winnietslock: as I don't give a fuck LA 不給幹的啦 09/16 13:06
推 ghghfftjack: No thank you. No. Thank you 09/16 13:07
→ webster1112: 喉裡穴!! 09/16 13:23
→ webster1112: 雞射死!! 09/16 13:24
推 p22349903: 推文笑死... 09/16 13:35
推 HisVol: Yes I do. 是，我做 09/16 13:45
推 leo1715s: Can you here me? 可以聽我說嗎 09/16 13:57
→ leo1715s: hear啦 機車自動選字 09/16 13:57
推 G0512: http://i.imgur.com/tAQv2BF.jpg 09/16 13:58
推 mmnnoo: Fuck me (幹我) 09/16 14:03
→ ryuri: 你們的英文是市長教的？ 09/16 14:11
→ shy2260: never give fuck 09/16 14:12
推 zxc052630489: 怎麼老是你笑死 09/16 14:20
推 steven56138: U fucking whore 你正在幹婊子 09/16 14:25
→ markkao456: I’m so sorry 我想喝味增湯 09/16 14:32
→ Behave: 要說自己英文好，先把論文拿出來！光告我是No fuck的啦 09/16 14:38
推 gin10791: http://i.imgur.com/5U6YluX.jpg 09/16 14:40
噓 greyyouth: What's up? 什麼起來? 09/16 14:42
推 bobosheep: chagalagalagalabanban 09/16 14:43
推 butt1106: 不是may home gun嗎 09/16 14:43
推 inori880328: make show gameboy 09/16 14:52
→ avrilyami: Boo~~Gay~~Gan~~Laaaaa~~ 09/16 14:55
→ strongers: 我不喜歡捍衛戰士 09/16 15:12
→ don323: 英文是講給歪果人聽的，當然就會給幹了 09/16 15:16
推 pppooqqq: 有笑給推 09/16 15:36
推 aftercome: 上面圖翻譯笑死我，那版本的字幕我也有看過XDD 09/16 15:37
推 x123392003: Make sure gun more 09/16 16:14
推 cink8: suck my duck, 要不要來點鴉片？ 09/16 16:15
推 li143: 踢牙老奶奶 09/16 16:26
推 kazake: 10樓XDDDDDDDD 09/16 16:51
推 murderer007: seven years later那一幕看到我真的快笑死XD 09/16 17:18
→ loveapple33: 東踏取蜜 09/16 17:33
→ SuperCry: 樓下翻翻 I don’t give a shit 09/16 17:55
→ webster1112: 洞塌取蜜 09/16 18:04
→ BossCheng: No is no ,Me 2 09/16 18:13
推 MajorC: What’s going on? 什麼.現在上？ 09/16 18:17
推 purplemagic: 噁心台男死死好 09/16 18:21
→ newgpx: 孝子龍:loud G bye may home gun 09/16 18:49
→ abs7862604: No money,no fucking 09/16 18:49
推 thewtf: milf 09/16 19:18
推 stark5566: youe didi can't in 09/16 19:33
→ notneme159: 不錯喔 09/16 19:48
噓 tony332976: 09/16 19:52
推 AGODC: What's Up.硬殺小! 09/16 20:07
推 zxc1357959: You can say that again 你可以再說一次！ 09/16 20:26
推 darkage: No money , no honey. 09/16 20:44
推 yhong: 怎麼老是你XDDD 09/16 20:47
→ akaleonardo: https://i.imgur.com/eTAkozp.jpg 09/16 21:18
推 mc2834: say my name 09/16 21:45
推 abs7862604: This is a pen 09/16 21:49
→ tatata: 你西斯a片 09/16 23:12
噓 chiz2: 無聊 09/16 23:35
噓 ja1295: … 09/16 23:50
→ clark145: 我還是看不懂影印店 under stand 不是下站嗎 09/16 23:55
推 suppichu: under底下 stand站起 這樣印了嗎 09/17 00:04
推 yokoleo: Once you go black 你去黑色一次 09/17 00:14
推 GGINDOWBOW: 這篇笑死 09/17 00:15
推 c3632571: https://imgur.com/HGyKPHZ 09/17 00:37
推 papple23g: 怎麼老是你害我喝飲料嗆到 09/17 00:41
推 latte0377: 五樓能蕉流一下嗎 09/17 01:05
→ KawasumiMai: 怎麼老是你是老哏了 前一句是How are you怎麼是你 09/17 01:06
推 g86135201: book get gun 09/17 03:52
推 Airpods: IKEA 09/17 07:28
推 sixB: mumi 09/17 07:56
推 salmouson: Ok Give me a folk plz 09/17 09:05
推 salmouson: 我拼錯了，是fork，不是folk 09/17 09:07
推 Imbufo: 這篇笑死 09/17 09:16
推 y89456852: Creeper~ 09/17 10:31
推 Lucky0105: Seven years later XD 09/17 10:31
噓 arthur7463: 英文會說今日香港明日台灣 09/17 11:21
推 besthank: 東踏取蜜 09/17 11:56
推 ptkx129: Low fuckability 09/17 11:59
推 smallkaka: She never give up 他從來不給上 09/17 12:25
推 imacexd: 都是老哏 但是都很好笑哈哈 09/17 12:30
推 h1029126: What the fuck 要怎麼幹 09/17 12:40
推 MuziKAY: U are not handsome enough 09/17 13:13
推 hmimse37: 嘻嘻 09/17 13:41
噓 ulayeee: 反 09/17 13:46
推 sienasken: 費特，今晚留下來。 命運大訂單 09/17 14:33
推 speed364: she like shit. 你喜歡屎 09/17 14:54
推 CriminalCAO: unfuckable太精闢了 09/17 15:14
推 james772001: Not for fuck. 09/17 16:03
推 Gargila0135: 多益3000分的水準喔 09/17 16:32
推 bibiwei: Don't Touch Me 09/17 16:46
推 bibiwei: Go Fuck Yourself 09/17 16:50
噓 balance747: 乾 看完都不會英文了 09/17 17:12
推 shakesper: 推文都是多益999分高手 談笑有鴻儒 09/17 17:25
推 marsaqua: 整篇太好笑 09/17 17:28
推 megaboost: He is handsome man 他是OGC男 09/17 17:32
推 the0n782: 笑到噴麵 09/17 18:22
推 chungb: 誠心建議不要讀推文，否則會跟高雄市長一樣 09/17 18:23
推 knightshow: 小心菜英文 09/17 18:54
推 twmacaron: #Me Too 09/17 19:35
推 Sixwillows: https://youtu.be/87Ba9yb83JY 09/17 21:45
推 CJhang: I don't fucking care! 我不正在幹凱爾！ 09/18 02:02
推 haleyye: 你們英文到底都跟誰學的，明明就是I not give fuck 09/18 11:33
推 meowmeowwoo: 去跟你老闆說啊 09/19 23:06
推 goodboy98: 三樓推 09/20 09:54
推 terry1020: 笑死我 09/21 03:24
推 ginojr118: 這串太U 09/21 12:12
推 Leo: Give me a second ~給我個老二～ 10/02 03:46
推 a2654133: jack slow fuck XDDDDDDDDD 10/24 23:28