看板joke
Ｑ： 法官、檢察官、律師和被告同時發生船難，其中有一個人穿了救生衣卻沒浮起來
請問那個人會是誰？
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Ａ：被告
因為他有權保持沉沒
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就可的各位大家好，強者我朋友正在進行小論文研究問卷的發放
研究有關大眾對於「司法文書通俗化」(法律白話文)的看法
在PTT上前400個填寫並完成步驟的使用者可得到 稅前５０Ｐ 的回饋
(以有效樣本並完成以下步驟計算，本文發文當下約尚有250份名額回饋，以核對結果為準)
問卷連結：
https://www.surveycake.com/s/zge0L
獲取回饋方式：請在問卷「聯絡方式」的欄位，選擇管道為「PTT實業坊」並填入您的ID
再使用該ID於本文下方推文「Done」即可，請稍待我們核對後匯入P幣
注意！若有下列狀況您將不會獲得P幣回饋
1.沒填問卷卻推DONE
2.問卷亂填(例如回答相互矛盾)導致被判定為無效問卷
3.連絡方式或ID填寫錯誤，無法核對
4.重複填寫(本問卷同時發放於 Q_ary 及 LAW 板，有填寫過者請勿重複填寫)
感謝各位的幫忙！
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＠ 以上紅底標記223位，每人50P(稅前)發送完成! by AutoGiveP 2.08
目前已Done但未發送P幣的有：
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gn86、hsnujuju、oscaribn、shun2249、yugo09876、HotzKepler、kevinc0407
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可能是因為您填入了錯誤的連絡方式，導致我們無法核對，因此無法發送P幣給您，抱歉
問卷重新開放，尚餘 34 個P幣回饋名額
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紅字以下之問卷已超過400名P幣回饋名額，所以沒有發送，請見諒
※ 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.38.191.250※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1519525451.A.DBF.html
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推 SHP2000: 已收到 感謝 02/27 18:43
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