[XD] 正港奇片 - 留言

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作者 breadf ( Lifting Turn )
時間 2014-09-29 17:54:18
留言 275則留言 (255推 5噓 15→)

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這篇道出了奇片自肥的真正目的 賀一行 -- ARE YOU FULL OF BERYLLIUM, GOLD, AND TITANIUM? —BECAUSE YOU ARE BE AU TI...FULL --

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XD9527XD: 我幹……………………………… 09/29 17:56

ghytrfvbnmju: 先推 09/29 17:57

myericho: 奇片這次不錯 09/29 17:59

oldfolkz: ....哼! 09/29 18:01

tony86069: 我到底看了三小… 09/29 18:02

wowhung: 小志<3 09/29 18:02

Eloye: what the hell did i just read.......... 09/29 18:02

jimmy3137: = = 09/29 18:03

kixer2005: 我看了三小 09/29 18:04

frf2pujols17: ... 09/29 18:06

oue: orz 09/29 18:09

bug001: 我到底看了三小(掩面) 09/29 18:14

hn85017889: 幹!!! 09/29 18:15

AlzioNever: ( ;∀;)イイハナシダナー 09/29 18:15

LargeLanPa: 好啦 你贏了XDDDDDD 09/29 18:16

carolsp: 幹嘛要變性,直接當奇片的女友(性別男)就好了嘛。 09/29 18:18

lbowlbow: ……奇片你不是只需要男友就好(大誤) 09/29 18:18

strike5566: 三小...... 09/29 18:19

u8572535: 這是甚麼啦XD 09/29 18:19

cyndi520: .... 09/29 18:20

kongtson: 奇片才沒女友呢! 因為我還沒告白呢! 09/29 18:20

WilliamWill: 靠北XD 09/29 18:22

moonedge: XD 09/29 18:24

fghj142: …… 09/29 18:24

JOHNJJ: 出櫃? 09/29 18:24

Dooo: 靠杯喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 18:24

z80680613: J三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 18:26

mycrime: 徹底崩潰了 09/29 18:26

Konanson: ........ 09/29 18:28

saddog: 三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 18:29

yef7591: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 18:31

powerword: 超感人的~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~屁啦! 09/29 18:32

lmf770410: 這是三小 ....... 09/29 18:33

e1q3z9c7: ................................................... 09/29 18:33

shinwind: 三小 09/29 18:35

joycewanga: 有點感動啊 09/29 18:35

bluejosh123: 推 09/29 18:36

sunnywheat: 還不錯...哈 09/29 18:37

jacky840816: 幹........... 09/29 18:37

jacky3838: 看看奇片在網路上對我們做了什麼 09/29 18:38

vincentsoon: 哈哈。真是超展開 09/29 18:39

TrollPoppy: WTF 09/29 18:39

ieo510: 奇天壞掉了嗎wwww 09/29 18:41

boy07132004: 幹 壞掉啦 09/29 18:41

arosebud: 對不起...... 09/29 18:42

milkool: XD 09/29 18:43

kullan: 謎之感動 09/29 18:44

ASlover95: 恢復水準XDD 09/29 18:44

s955346: .... 09/29 18:45

asadfish: 這個有三小到XD 09/29 18:49

RozenHolic: 奇片你還有藍島啊QmQ 09/29 18:52

btohsa: 太北七了XD 09/29 18:54

alan1943: 正常發揮 09/29 18:54

NewPoliceman: 放棄女性了嗎... 09/29 18:56

gbcowandy: ... 09/29 18:56

HowieH: 看完的一瞬間 我大笑XDDDD 09/29 18:57

wolfking623: ...... 09/29 18:59

p2p8ppp: 幹不敢罵他了 09/29 18:59

b993040020: 最後的女友 就是將自己化為女友 09/29 19:02

liaon98: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 19:02

yeswilde: 藍島睫毛韋宗成要揪團去泰國了嗎 09/29 19:02

tony121010: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 19:03

fate201: 奇片!!我不當男人啦!! 09/29 19:03

levy: 這什麼爛梗阿~哈哈哈哈! 09/29 19:05

thegod13: 水準之上 09/29 19:05

kimimskimi: 神靠杯XDDD 09/29 19:08

beasked8096: 鋪梗鋪很久 09/29 19:09

tovshang: XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 19:10

Zeroyeu: 想釣我嗎?本大爺才沒這麼容易上勾呢!!(咬餌~) 09/29 19:11

STi2011: 我不行 09/29 19:13

aw850105: 左手呢? 09/29 19:14

gsuper: .......... 09/29 19:19

ym010273: ....... 09/29 19:25

Diablue: 到最後還是沒女友(女) 09/29 19:25

swjlsc: 交不到女朋友,改交男朋友 09/29 19:29

SEPHIROTH888: 幹 水準之上XD 09/29 19:29

lites: 無言........... 09/29 19:33

s88220726: ....... 09/29 19:34

Ftaro: ..... 09/29 19:35

thund: 奇片總算擺脫世間情的陰影回來了T^T 09/29 19:35

sul3vu86: 蛤 太神啦 奇片 09/29 19:35

se7enteen: 這什貨= =蠻好笑的 09/29 19:36

msn31912: ...... 09/29 19:36

cmid05: .............. 09/29 19:36

space20021: 出櫃啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/29 19:36

gogoangelin: ......... 09/29 19:37

Judicator: 三小XD.. 09/29 19:39

Tomince: XD DDD 09/29 19:40

Edaw: ... 09/29 19:43

kahomomoko: ........... 09/29 19:44

fakeayumi: 不行了去泰國那格太蠢了XDDDDDDD 09/29 19:44

Nadialove: XDDDDDD 09/29 19:46

tp950016: ............... 09/29 19:46

asd250: 泰國情哥:http://youtu.be/SwZMS-ISbH4 09/29 19:46

asd250: 奇片真的有洞...在腦袋。 09/29 19:47

hsincheng78: 金濠洨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!幹 09/29 19:51

e761031: ........................................ 09/29 19:52

LonyIce: 淡淡的悲哀... 09/29 19:54

llabswollag: 有夠87 09/29 19:55

ej83bp6: 有點溫馨XD 奇片把靈魂賣給路西法了 yooooooooo 09/29 19:55

oiu368: 不舒服 09/29 19:56

bulefox: 沒有女朋友,就去交男朋友就好了啊!! 09/29 19:57

kelybaby: 這到底是三小 09/29 19:59

pinkygiveme: 太久沒吃藥,終於崩潰了 09/29 20:01

hide8809: ..... 09/29 20:01

lslayer: 奇片的女友不是L鼻嗎? 09/29 20:02

assddd0206: 奇片豁出去了!? 09/29 20:02

songgood: 情哥? 09/29 20:02

yayaoh: 哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/29 20:04

FlyingJerry: 真的有「我到底看了三小」的感覺耶 09/29 20:08

x19890121: 幹 這篇太扯了 近期看起來最扯的 09/29 20:09

winner27: 靠北............這三小啦 XDDDDDDDD 09/29 20:10

joesarira: XDDDDDDDD 09/29 20:10

st210113: 這是奇片自從被世間情擊敗以後最好笑的一篇xddddd 09/29 20:12

yandin: 以下開放團報變性 09/29 20:16

paul26277: 到底在畫三小啦!!!!! 09/29 20:20

maybebabe: 我覺得 就可板應該加個新分類 [三小]... 09/29 20:24

Leadkeita: XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 20:25

zu07611: 超哭XDDDDDDD 09/29 20:25

donfen: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 20:25

blackcellar: 樓下機票準備好了 09/29 20:27

togs: 奇片的思維果然跟正常人背離 09/29 20:29

Beanoodle: 奇片沒男友 09/29 20:31

catbuji: 男鄉民還不快衝 09/29 20:34

ask5566: ...這不是自肥嗎 09/29 20:34

NightMoon33: 去泰國是殺小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 20:35

bluekenwa: XD 09/29 20:37

catem: XDDDDDD 09/29 20:38

pololo61201: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 09/29 20:41

death3412: 幹wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 09/29 20:46

Asucks: 奇片你要振作啊啊啊啊啊!!!!! 09/29 20:47

alexjeter: @@ 09/29 20:48

a8330028: 奇片變相出櫃 09/29 20:50

gox1117: 這篇還可以 09/29 20:54

flora1210: 靠北XDDDD 為了等變性的網友 09/29 20:57

leedone: 幹 09/29 20:58

idiscc: @@......... 09/29 21:10

hsiao810512: 奇片 你還年輕別衝動阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 21:10

blackkane: 幹XDD 真的完全抄出常人思考模式XDDD 09/29 21:16

Poke5566: XDDDDD 09/29 21:24

DJony: 靠靠靠靠靠靠靠靠靠北哦XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 21:25

KF3625: 超蠢XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 21:29

jeff20092: 幹... 09/29 21:32

hsgreent: ............ 09/29 21:33

wbobw951: XDDDD 09/29 21:39

hau1029: 應該要轉飄版 09/29 21:39

ILPHYS: 三小XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 21:41

APUU: 靠杯阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 21:44

otld: 原來奇片內心有這種想法 09/29 21:46

h2030625: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 09/29 21:50

yinchun: 幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 21:54

terop: ..........他的思考模式該說是危險嗎 還是詭異呢.... 09/29 21:56

chirity: 奇片你沒女友 09/29 21:58

paoyi: XDD 09/29 21:59

oa19870514: 幹 真的是很病餒 09/29 22:01

dajon: 沙小 09/29 22:02

evilture: 我看了三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:04

dnzteeqrq: XDDD 09/29 22:09

c7683fh6: WTF? 09/29 22:17

NwVanilla: ................................................... 09/29 22:17

mozo: 殊不知三小 XDDDD 09/29 22:17

wcbear: 三小啊XD 09/29 22:20

chachameow: 三小啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:41

ZMCG: 正港基片 yooooooo 09/29 22:42

aq200aq: 幹… 09/29 22:43

ak47ilike: 正港基片,平時愛講搞基梗的我也背後涼了一下 09/29 22:45

s3032526: …………… 09/29 22:46

DDJwolf: 有梗 09/29 22:46

real4: 什麼啦xdddd 09/29 22:50

kuro50624: 殺小XDDDD 09/29 22:52

daban: XDDD 09/29 23:01

ICafe: 3小 09/29 23:14

bug914: 有病喔XD 09/29 23:16

summer201: 近期奇片最好笑XDDDD 09/29 23:22

hank530: 完全是 我到底看了三小 09/29 23:23

longkiss0618: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 09/29 23:23

amy29585028: 不知如何評價這篇 09/29 23:24

crushman: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 09/29 23:26

whatid: 可以埋伏筆埋這麼深的嗎 XDDDDD 09/29 23:26

k862479k: 不錯 有水準 09/29 23:27

zxvbnm: 我願意>///< 幹 又自肥!!! 09/29 23:29

vermilion: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!無名指的教科書!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/29 23:30

vermilion: 無名指的教科書的劇情阿 哈哈 好懷念 09/29 23:30

vermilion: http://www.plurk.com/p/j5p6a3 09/29 23:34

Guerrieri: 三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:36

AAPL: XDD 09/29 23:39

Ashinlee: 這真的事 09/29 23:46

MrAB: 有梗XD 09/29 23:57

heaven3196: 奇片妳沒女友 09/29 23:59

imfeather: 溫馨 XD 09/29 23:59

jyrpg: 有病XD 09/30 00:00

ann7773631: ......原來如此 09/30 00:03

OTLOrz: 有病XD 09/30 00:10

jujustine83: XDDD 09/30 00:12

izual: 幹也太有病了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:23

s4511981: 奇片神展開啊 09/30 00:30

nil113: 感動到尿流滿面 09/30 00:47

Elmore: 三小 09/30 00:58

singsing1130: 三小……叮噹 09/30 01:05

mathafaka: .............................. 09/30 01:17

libramai: 奇片史上最自肥的一篇(? 09/30 01:29

a86133: 奇片:我男女通吃 09/30 02:28

dark0204678: 奇片:我等4_貓 09/30 02:41

Maziger: ................................. 09/30 03:09

uhmeiouramu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 05:13

nvalue: ................. 09/30 07:00

Latokos: 生病了 09/30 07:28

newgpx: 4X貓你揀去配吧 不用客氣了 09/30 07:40

abckk: ......... 09/30 07:40

sed99975: ……………… 09/30 07:51

hchs31705: ................. 09/30 08:46

lf41001: 推 09/30 08:53

newtypeL9: 神經啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 09:44

ling751am: 神展開 wwwwwww 09/30 09:48

austinxie: 幹這殺小XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 09:59

newpants: 你淫了 09/30 10:14

AsMilvus: 1滿正的XDDD 09/30 10:14

makoto0952: 我居然猜到了,奇片上身了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊(抱頭 09/30 10:48

nixing: 三洨啊= = 09/30 10:54

correct: 好棒棒 09/30 11:05

etderain2002: 這什麼鬼RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 09/30 11:40

togs: 看劇情流向是不難猜到 但想出這樣劇情的人實在是... 09/30 12:04

TK421: 夠殺小 推 09/30 12:29

lord1031: 奇片終於正常發病拉www 09/30 12:42

lina7inverse: 09/30 12:47

lp1029: 他已經到另一個境界啦XDDDDDD 09/30 13:02

Onzala: 你贏了XDDDDDD 09/30 13:12

chariot825: 三小拉!!!!!!!! 09/30 13:16

farseer7: 幹這三小阿 09/30 13:17

Mancer: XDDDD 幹 09/30 13:21

KaworuNagisa: 幹XDDDDD 09/30 13:35

lightman: ............ 幹 三小 09/30 14:02

h2894675: 甲甲derrrrrrrrrrr 09/30 14:40

poiu1234: too nerd , gay 09/30 15:09

sky093851248: 男鄉民以後不能罵他了... 09/30 16:18

Dreality: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:47

frankjudy123: 幹...害我在捷運差點爆出聲 09/30 17:01

zyrayo: 劇情大轉折啊! 09/30 17:17

billups1: 溫腥 09/30 18:14

wind7054: XDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:29

Mafty: 你沒有女......(疑!? 09/30 18:31

LucAngel: 原來推「奇片你沒女友」的人,以後會變成奇片的女友 09/30 18:33

jet113102: 幹三小啦XDDDDDD 09/30 19:13

H264: 我到底看了三小 09/30 19:59

ert135798: 三小XDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:07

vivayota24: 我傻眼了XDDD 09/30 20:15

JellyLee: 公開出櫃阿?! 09/30 20:24

glion: ...........這殺毀 09/30 20:43

ogc60110: 我到底看了三小… 09/30 21:10

saLiva: …出去走走散散心好嗎 09/30 21:15

Noren: 輸了 09/30 22:13

ZIQQ001: 其實是男網友在等奇片 09/30 22:32

truegod000: 奇片不要自暴自棄阿 09/30 23:40

cocoyan: 我到底看了三小................. 09/30 23:47

blackear: 自從有了酸黃瓜先生,奇片再也無法勝出了.... 10/01 00:54

kazff: 幹 10/01 09:12

whylive: 笑慘了 10/01 09:15

MiiShin: 笑死 10/01 09:43

shing529: 友笑 10/01 14:17

tikka1005: J3小...XD 10/01 21:50

donby: 幹 我大笑了XDDDDD 奇片崩潰了嗎? XDDDD 10/01 22:54

stevely: XD 10/01 23:17

kaoru1992: 幹你贏了XDDDD 10/02 01:12

doom3: 4X貓表示 10/02 02:28

a2629397: 這是出櫃吧XDDDDD 10/02 04:38

vovzz: 到底在畫三小啦 10/02 07:07

wagner: XD 好笑 10/02 11:07

maystyle: XD 10/02 21:17

s1000: 幹 10/02 23:02

henry200323: 幹咧 這是三小拉XDDD 10/03 00:57

milker: 好白痴XDDDDDD 10/03 01:49

princetonlee: 這到底是三小.... 10/03 08:56

duo751111: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 01:13

t0042380: 溫馨 10/04 10:42

samuel02121: 有洋蔥 可是代價太大了 10/04 16:10

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