[耍冷] 如何當一個好的離職員工 .

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作者 Jakal (阿海)
時間 2014-08-11 17:17:17
留言 259則留言 (238推 4噓 17→)

田文(孟嘗君)曾遭齊湣王削職.(炒魷魚) 後來湣王後悔.想重新任用田文. 於是派人帶了佩劍和紋車二乘去請他. 田文陷於兩難之中.不知道該不該答應. 便求問門下智囊食客 - 馮驩 . 田文:事情就是這樣~敢問先生我該怎麼做? 馮驩:此事要看公子您為下列何者. 智者避 . (聰明的人就別再理他) 禮者拒 . (有禮貌的人就婉拒他) 義者觀 . (講義氣的人先靜觀其變) 至於仁者 ...... 田文:仁者如何? 馮驩:仁者歸 .(回去幫他) 田文:咖哇邦嘎~ -- 無聊的話可以來小弟粉絲團看看無聊的畫 http://www.facebook.com/ocean666666 --

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L640304: 有才,我忍不住笑了.............. 08/11 17:19

leewavewater: 靠北,虧你想得出來XD 08/11 17:19

skyh90023: 哈哈哈,好爛的梗,但我還是忍不住嘴角上揚。 08/11 17:22

nike19920517: 這個好笑XDDDDD 08/11 17:24

antz316: 什麼鬼啊,這都想得出來............ 08/11 17:24

oracleangel: 我笑了XD 08/11 17:25

O10lOl01O: 西河: 08/11 17:25

zsp7009: 我笑了 08/11 17:32

ck3300511: XD 08/11 17:33

bluezero000: 超好笑XDDDD 08/11 17:35

RozenHolic: 很在意後續www 08/11 17:35

weirdgrape: 青心 08/11 17:38

Jakal: 後來馮驩另謀他主了XDDDD 08/11 17:38

leoz69927: 笑死XD 08/11 17:41

littlerae: XDDD 08/11 17:41

a890036: 煩死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 17:43

moebear: 看不懂 求翻譯 08/11 17:46

blackneedle: 忍者龜 08/11 17:46

OOXXBINGOYA: XDDDD 08/11 17:47

turbomons: http://goo.gl/lBo8eG 腦中突然出現這畫面 笑翻XDD 08/11 17:49

win4104: 為什麼我笑了呢 08/11 17:50

daniel9999: XDDD 08/11 17:51

sony1256: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你這樣也可以 08/11 17:52

fueetf: XDDDD 08/11 17:55

ning0201: 好煩wwwwww 08/11 17:56

Muzsor: 馮驩:................................................ 08/11 17:57

east2046: 咖挖幫嘎 08/11 17:57

chentaco: XDDD 08/11 17:59

xxgzero: 原PO國文程度一定不賴,才想得出這種梗XD...... 08/11 18:02

horsemoga: 仁者歸,我敗給你了:) 08/11 18:04

Norse: 原PO大才! 08/11 18:06

kkkkk4847: XDDDDD 08/11 18:09

isoke: 清新。專業。深度。好梗。 JOKE版回來了XD 08/11 18:11

chy1982: 太靠杯了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 18:13

heroe: 好文 08/11 18:13

winner27: 咖哇幫嘎!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/11 18:15

EraKing: XD 08/11 18:15

Sattelizer: 海大 小弟來朝聖了 08/11 18:16

Murasaki0110: 不太懂 08/11 18:17

L640304: 回樓上,因為仁者歸=忍者龜 08/11 18:18

elvisleeee: XD 08/11 18:19

ichibanhoshi: XDDD咖挖邦嘎! 08/11 18:19

pili107: 好文 08/11 18:20

ck6a83: 看到咖挖幫嘎大笑XDDD 08/11 18:21

wl01905404: 笑了 08/11 18:23

iambobby: 卡挖幫嘎!! 08/11 18:23

kanzerbee: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 18:25

lougii: XDDDDDD 08/11 18:27

CHojo: 卡哇邦嘎! 08/11 18:29

abc0922001: 看到咖哇邦嘎笑了 08/11 18:30

knightliu: 今天才剛看完,咖哇幫嘎 08/11 18:33

Zeroyeu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 18:35

samskara: 好有學問的笑話,只能給推了 08/11 18:36

pkevint: 幹,你為什麼會想到這個啦XDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 18:37

songgood: 真文學 08/11 18:40

oue: XDDDDDD 真強者啊 08/11 18:41

doordie25: XD 08/11 18:43

vergilmir: ...好爛...但是我不爭氣的笑了 08/11 18:44

sengoddard: 卡汪邦嘎 08/11 18:48

showpon: 清流啊XDDDDDDD 08/11 18:49

WTF5566: 卡哇邦嘎 xddd 08/11 18:50

RockManX8: XDD 08/11 18:50

pupilage: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/11 18:52

XD9527XD: 咖你老木啦 XD 08/11 18:53

xiaomi3: XDDDDD 08/11 18:54

k2124: 剛看完忍者龜?? 08/11 18:57

satolove: 卡哇邦嘎XDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 18:58

allen911007: y 08/11 18:59

Keng: XDdddf 08/11 19:02

k862479k: 清流 是你?! 08/11 19:04

evilture: XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 19:09

p80414: 有笑有推 08/11 19:11

elfswordsman: 贊喔 08/11 19:12

dsilver: XDDDDDD 08/11 19:15

Eckes: 推推 08/11 19:19

KingKingCold: 卡哇邦嘎推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 19:20

pk1275: 咖哇幫嘎殺洨XDDDD 08/11 19:26

YukiPhoenix: 咖挖邦嘎XDDDDDDD 08/11 19:28

jeremyyyy: 推推~! 08/11 19:30

osirisdivine: 有笑 08/11 19:31

kungfutofu: 有效 真的好笑 08/11 19:31

o07608: 咖挖邦你個大頭啦XDDDDDDDD 08/11 19:34

Nadialove: 什麼爛梗 哈哈哈哈 08/11 19:35

ffaarr: 有創意推XDD 08/11 19:35

mozo: 哈 08/11 19:36

nineveh: 你如果是個國文老師 一定會是個很棒的國文老師 08/11 19:37

Roystu: 咖哇邦嘎 08/11 19:40

pttlulu: 有笑有推XD 08/11 19:41

luffy1993: 哈哈哈 08/11 19:43

hyzer: 湣王遭到雙節棍呼頭 08/11 19:44

gp500adsl: XD 08/11 19:44

Judicator: 好煩XD 08/11 19:46

joycee: 靠杯XDDDDD 08/11 19:46

a1len: 狡兔變成仁者龜了XDDD 08/11 19:47

jimiras: 不推一下好像不行 08/11 19:49

rich80908: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 19:52

star95127: 深入淺出! 真心的噗滋一笑 ~強! 08/11 20:00

HornyDragon: 這XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 20:02

HornyDragon: 卡哇邦嘎......卡哇幹他媽的狗屎XDDD 08/11 20:03

kevin135k: 想了兩秒 笑倒在地 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 20:03

crazydai: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 20:04

soul5566: 有梗 不過我覺的翻譯多餘的 已經夠淺顯易懂了 08/11 20:04

misa0519: XDDDDD 08/11 20:08

aggressorX: 馮驩:義大利? 08/11 20:08

malogo: 你贏了,太有才 08/11 20:08

f37605: 清流 08/11 20:09

Dimitre: 清流XD 08/11 20:10

xxhenryxx: 推 08/11 20:11

say29217074: 推卡哇棒嘎~~~ 08/11 20:14

lionclp: 嘴角上揚給推 08/11 20:14

sionnois: 笑屎 08/11 20:17

BAR777: 有學問 有梗.... 08/11 20:17

chyayi: XD 08/11 20:17

jack710619: 卡哇幫嘎 08/11 20:17

Huma: 咖哇幫嘎 08/11 20:21

jerry6799: 田文:給我放假~ 08/11 20:30

miabcd199: 沒笑 明顯就是在打廣告 Zzz 08/11 20:31

dcoog7880: xddd 08/11 20:34

xyz2240: 有笑xDD 08/11 20:37

pentoxide: 好啦 終於有像樣的創作了 08/11 20:38

samluo: 靠杯 咖哇邦嘎XDDDDDD 08/11 20:40

edsiao: XDDDD 08/11 20:49

halfsummer: 回soul5566:要翻譯!!不是說看不懂,是這樣節奏才對!! 08/11 20:49

donfen: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 20:50

lingling0000: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 20:53

Guerrieri: 靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 20:56

hiramyaya: 莫名奇妙 08/11 20:58

supermay49: 靠北~有深度的幽默啦 08/11 20:58

surp: 清流推 08/11 21:00

hxhxk: XDDDDDDD 08/11 21:02

watashiD: XDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 21:14

howshaw: XD 08/11 21:15

cookieli: 乾有點好笑 08/11 21:17

mihonisizumi: XDDDDDDD 08/11 21:17

zoneinc: 幹太有才了 原以為在逛八卦 沒想到在就可 08/11 21:18

elingely: XDDDDDDDD 08/11 21:19

uhawae: 還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了 08/11 21:21

chirex: 爛到笑出來 08/11 21:22

lishen512095: XDDDD 08/11 21:25

ex61999: XD 08/11 21:33

zoneinc: 超愛這種古文現代梗 太有才了 08/11 21:34

casper6013: 剛剛才看完忍者龜阿 好有fu 08/11 21:34

gotohikaru: 幹 你真的很白痴XD 08/11 21:37

ericf129: 哈哈哈哈哈 08/11 21:39

gsade: 遲疑了一秒鐘 然後直接跪在電腦前面XDDDDDD 08/11 21:39

napnoside: 幹勒笑死 08/11 21:44

whatsername: 淚推 08/11 21:45

k87150: 咖挖幫嘎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/11 21:57

comettsanyue: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 22:05

CockyDick: 幹 笑了 08/11 22:16

ybz612: !! 08/11 22:24

swatcch: 賭聖二之街頭賭聖 國語配音有提到~ http://ppt.cc/Mv5k 08/11 22:29

ben3683: 幹XD 08/11 22:31

stune: 有笑有推 08/11 22:32

IM761231: 有趣 08/11 22:34

angel1425q: 清流呀! 08/11 22:39

lolicontrol: 看了這麼多天 終於有個好笑的了 08/11 22:43

qoo60606: XDDD 08/11 22:49

alicelee1218: 咖挖幫嘎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 22:53

restart79610: XD 08/11 22:55

kz79643185: 太好笑了! 08/11 22:55

oneofhsueh: 停電開機後 清流回來了 08/11 23:03

Hosokawa: 咖挖幫嘎是三小XDDD 08/11 23:04

ssskav: XDDDDDDDD 08/11 23:24

joe03: 測試 08/11 23:27

seagawk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSXbh8F-dw#t=5m55s 08/11 23:38

KasperChen: KAWABANGA~ 08/11 23:41

axrz000: 幹真的笑歪了 08/11 23:42

SmilePeace: 推 08/11 23:50

evilpoa: 靠北,害我笑翻了 08/11 23:59

SQUAD12345: 嘴角動都沒動 08/12 00:00

KasperChen: 爆 08/12 00:02

Tammus12345: 這個有梗 08/12 00:02

gundam0079: 意味不明 08/12 00:20

stevo8968: 清流回來啦! 08/12 00:23

Derp: 靠背 好笑XDD 08/12 00:28

B4after: 咖挖幫嘎 08/12 00:30

tulacu: XDDDDD 08/12 00:41

tinyrain: XD 08/12 00:44

Archio: ㄏ 08/12 00:46

jiaxie: XD! 08/12 00:46

SevenSins: 我喜歡XD 08/12 00:49

p96215: 哈哈~~~仁者~~~龜囉!!! 08/12 01:22

jason700t: 推! 08/12 02:05

apolog: 這個讚XD 卡哇幫嘎!!! 08/12 02:08

angel227518: 看到仁者歸還沒感覺 看到卡哇邦嘎害我飲料差點噴出 08/12 02:11

st903202xp: 仁者歸xDDD 08/12 02:24

newversion: http://youtu.be/gRCl6ImfHtQ 08/12 02:49

zeta731115: 寧甲特頭 08/12 02:51

jason102477: 竟然爆了… 08/12 03:17

cocoyan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 03:17

samhou6: 清流阿 笑死我了XDDDD 08/12 04:08

zhttp: 太好笑了XDDDDDD 標題也取的好完全沒破梗 原PO GJ! 08/12 04:59

ssaw5166: XDDD 08/12 06:23

superlubu: 呆了一下後大笑 XD 08/12 06:45

momolo2000: 2200K? 22K? 看待遇好不好吧 XDDDD 08/12 07:03

tiramisu44: 沒看過 08/12 07:26

newest: 卡哇幫嘎!!! 08/12 07:36

SmithPLVS: 推~ GJ 08/12 07:57

TassadarGau: 卡哇幫嘎! 08/12 08:38

ripple0413: 默默的笑了 08/12 08:39

XtinaGrimmie: XDDD 08/12 09:04

csylvia: 有才!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 09:32

damoca1999: XD 08/12 09:47

tank89412: 靠北XDDDDDD 08/12 10:34

ohmygodha: XDDDDDDDDDD 厲害厲害 08/12 10:53

guava664251: 三小啦 XD 08/12 11:07

mathafaka: 卡哇幫嘎~~ 08/12 11:10

andylin8707: XDD 08/12 11:41

WongTakashi: 仁者歸 卡哇邦嘎~~~~ 靠杯阿wwwwwwwwwwwwww 08/12 11:43

heerowei0802: 有材 08/12 11:46

poiu1234: .......... ......... 08/12 11:52

cloudin: XDDDD 08/12 12:47

bigtail5566: 靠悲 08/12 12:50

ZFang: 原來田文早知道~ 08/12 12:51

skateboardx: 哈哈哈!!!太好笑了 08/12 12:54

s011109: XD...卡哇幫尬 08/12 13:26

wowkg21: 卡哇幫嘎XDDDDDDD 08/12 13:38

iloveben75: 卡哇邦嘎XDDDDDD 08/12 13:50

jie5: 好好笑。尼好有才喔! 08/12 13:55

jie5: 整個咖哇幫嘎是田文的靠貝館 08/12 13:55

idlypanda: hrhr 08/12 14:09

JerryGreen: XD 08/12 14:15

tacolin07: 看到卡哇邦嘎才懂XDDDDDD 08/12 14:18

GIChu: 哈哈哈哈哈 可惡好想看仁者歸 08/12 14:22

gox1117: 靠背XD 08/12 14:25

felaray: XDDD 08/12 14:28

silentwatch: XDD 08/12 14:46

eddiego: 推 08/12 14:49

ComeThrough: XDDDDD 08/12 15:06

hchs31705: XD 08/12 15:27

requiescatjr: 科科 08/12 15:58

RickyOrange: 天才! 08/12 16:00

b28932889: 正直和善良回來拉 08/12 16:11

charitri: 好煩喔 XDD 08/12 17:01

joejoeman: 推有才 08/12 18:47

sa2319: 聽說JOKE回來了 08/12 18:55

kevinslowey9: ...... 08/12 19:29

Yie: XDDD 08/12 19:51

mashiroro: 真的有爛到XDDD推一個XDDD 08/12 20:04

agoodnight: 看了兩遍才看懂XD 08/12 20:44

zebraseven: 08/12 21:03

rrrz: 清流阿 給推!! 08/12 21:49

ss50625: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 23:02

ERIC11910: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 23:13

openbestbook: 已笑 XDD 08/12 23:53

prnim: 有笑有推 08/13 00:19

yanis: 好有畫面 XDDD 08/13 01:09

aa10504: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 01:18

WayEau: XDDDDD 08/13 09:36

QCANCER: 有梗 XD 08/13 12:04

k3143518729: 咖哇邦嘎 08/13 15:02

Simple70210: 哈哈哈哈哈 08/13 17:47

idlewolf: 不錯有梗!! 08/14 00:19

tsming: 這超展開啊XDDDD 08/14 13:50

orz9573: 清流 08/14 14:15

danteuk: 有笑有推 08/14 21:35

xiaoyu: 幹...為什麼我也跟著笑 08/14 23:47

DEVILxCAROL: XDDDD 08/16 02:24

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