[翻譯] Conan秀-亞當山德勒想看俠客歐尼爾的老二

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作者 wwa928 (無藥可救的馬尾控)
時間 2014-07-25 18:57:23
留言 150則留言 (144推 0噓 6→)

中文翻譯:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc1iVQ7VOL4
原影片:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoKUlN9urg
Conan訪問亞當山德勒(Adam Sandler )在拍攝《亞當等大人2》時, 與俠客歐尼爾(Shaquille O'Neal)發生的趣事。XD 自己嘗試著翻譯一下,不過1:41~1:45那邊實在是聽不太懂啊......@@ 還望板上各位先進指點一下!若有錯誤也請告知。 -- 「那...那個真的只是柔軟精滴到地上而已啦......」 「不...不信的話妳去聞味道......」 「垃圾桶裡的衛生紙當然是擦柔軟精的啊!妳...妳聞嘛!」 -- 了解!所以是跟前一句意思一樣就對了 07/25 21:30
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avrilyami:XD 07/25 19:03

mayshun:XDDD 07/25 19:04

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myericho:O'Neal 超搞笑的 07/25 19:14

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blackcellar:XDDDDDDDDD 07/25 19:30

hotlatte:XDDDD 07/25 19:40

senas:幹 歐尼爾超爆笑的! 07/25 19:51

rvff123:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 19:53

kineo:超會形容XD 07/25 19:56

powerword:XDDDDDDDD 07/25 19:58

JHNJHNJHN:XD 07/25 19:59

pkevint:幹 超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:01

NovemberShit:還蠻會講笑話的XD 07/25 20:01

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space20021:XDD 07/25 20:03

fatponda:XDDD 07/25 20:06

uhmeiouramu:幹 比她演的電影好笑多了xDDDDDD 07/25 20:06

s955346: XDD 07/25 20:08

thegod13:真的被騙到了呵呵 07/25 20:09

gn00945822:嘴角失守 07/25 20:11

coolboy16:幹最後那句太經典XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:12

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ttb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:20

TITITTI:超好笑!! 07/25 20:22

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konamisport:靠北喔XDDDDD 07/25 20:28

MAYDAYJJ:XDDDD 07/25 20:29

r9k256:XDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:30

fate201:最後一句瞬間笑噴XDD 07/25 20:31

whps5608:靠我快笑死 07/25 20:31

Wimi1115:未看先推 07/25 20:32

KisarazuCats:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:33

moon0987:LOL 07/25 20:36

pinkygiveme:亞當是SNL出身的,基本說笑話功力還是很強啦 07/25 20:36

feyhs:瞬間笑噴 07/25 20:37

jeffqoo2002:最後笑翻XDDDD 07/25 20:44

STi2011:XDDD 07/25 20:46

tookouw:靠背XD 07/25 20:47

jitaomef:推翻譯~ 小小建議0:44 rejected在籃球是被蓋的意思 07/25 20:49

benny1990615:推這篇也另推樓上 07/25 20:51

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nomorepipe:XDDDDDD笑翻 07/25 20:55

lianginptt:這集讚!!! 07/25 20:56

typekid:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 07/25 21:01

winner27:最後一句真的笑翻 XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:01

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et633:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:07

z0779:笑出眼淚來XDD 07/25 21:10

b852258:就像大峽谷一樣 一定要看一次 我也笑了XDDDD 07/25 21:12

windcloud27:XDDDDD我完全沒猜到 07/25 21:17

ck3300511:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:19

madeinheaven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:21

bismarcp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:21

kikikinds:超好笑 07/25 21:23

danteuk:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:26

ATGC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:29

Oxhorn:看到獨眼就有猜到了 但是還是超好笑的XDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:29

doordie25:XD 髒爆了 07/25 21:31

dandewalk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:33

DM24Tim:XD 07/25 21:39

x94ru8tp6:XD 超好笑 超會鋪梗 07/25 21:44

peteryang199:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:45

ytcstevenn:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:51

siyow:俠客!太有梗了! 07/25 21:54

pengjoker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:55

terop:不管是笑話還是真的都超好笑 07/25 21:55

xkj22355:幹超髒 07/25 21:59

lmf770410:亞當山德勒沒認出保鑣就是俠客嗎?XD 07/25 22:01

kimi1:XDDDDDD 07/25 22:01

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w9:XDDDDD 07/25 22:07

neverleft:俠客是藉此反開玩笑說我的屌就跟保鑣一樣大,不是亞當認 07/25 22:12

neverleft:錯人 07/25 22:12

h2owaters:新加坡不能看~~~~~~~ 07/25 22:22

vermilion:XDDDD 07/25 22:24

ohsmiling:XDDDD 07/25 22:29

nsc:請問 2:46 是說什麼? guaranteed that guy ____ me out ? 07/25 22:29

dxzil:ra___什麼的 me out :| 07/25 22:33

kimimskimi:三小啦XD 07/25 22:36

kanzerbee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 22:45

kurry:ratted me out 07/25 22:51

GoloNurm:太好笑了!!!! 07/25 22:54

weboau:超有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 23:04

cmid05:XDDD 07/25 23:09

hyzer:XD 07/25 23:11

lolucky531:我看了什麼XD 07/25 23:19

Maziger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 23:24

jovi5566: ratted 07/25 23:25

jovi5566: 被背叛 出賣 07/25 23:28

Octopuster:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 07/25 23:39

Boom940040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 00:00

bboyallcome:一隻眼睛看著你啊!!! 07/26 00:02

fizzonly:超好笑 07/26 00:06

blahblah:Cool 07/26 00:11

halfsummer:1:41是showering away 嗎?? 07/26 00:26

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CCMg:俠克真的很屌.... 07/26 00:45

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porterlevis:好笑XDDDDD 07/26 03:04

kao8855:XDDDD 07/26 03:14

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s4511981:靠 這老梗可是超好笑啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 04:18

Dooo:啊...只有我覺得字幕的字太小嗎... 07/26 05:50

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uhawae:還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了 07/26 07:04

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peterpan910:太幽默拉XDDD 笑噴 07/26 08:27

q13461346:太機智啦XDDD 07/26 08:39

nenini:太好玩了XDDDD 07/26 08:41

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nsc:感謝 @jovi5566 !!! 07/26 10:22

nsc:還有 @kurry 07/26 10:23

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Aragorn:XDDD 07/26 13:24

JOHNJJ:XDDD 07/26 13:45

amare1015:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 13:57

cdpicker:XDDDDDDDDDDD 俠客真的很機智幽默!! 07/26 14:18

thankyoualot:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 15:42

zxvbnm:XDDD 07/26 15:44

HNO3:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 07/26 16:16

legbroken:最後一句失守狂笑啊!!!! 07/26 16:18

perryppo:前面就猜到了 誰會請一隻眼睛的人當保鑣阿XD 07/26 18:34

rhox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 19:05

himygoddess:XDD 07/26 20:56

Albert723:超屌XD 07/26 21:02

allnun:最後一句靠北!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 22:42

rabbit0531:最後XDDDDD 07/27 04:56

youngglasses:幹! XD 07/27 06:18

idlewolf:全部鋪陳都為了最後一句 07/27 20:16

e1q3z9c7:超級強 07/27 21:37

lelu:伏筆:很粗的脖子 光頭 一個眼睛 07/28 06:55

kj66:實際上跟歐尼爾沒關係吧XD...是Sandler很會講笑話 07/28 08:53

QCANCER:真的超會講笑話 XD 07/28 17:31

leolivein:明明就是亞當會講笑話 哈哈 07/29 12:40

aa10504:幹 超會舖梗 還單眼保鑣咧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/30 18:44

chuegou:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/04 07:02

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