Fw: [問卦] 有沒有雅量的八卦

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作者 Goog1e (咕狗)
時間 2014-07-08 17:36:12
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作者: lf9nettw (人稱 長興古美門) 站內: Gossiping 標題: Re: [問卦] 有沒有雅量的八卦 時間: Tue Jul 8 00:10:22 2014 : 朋友買了一件衣料,綠色的底子帶白色方格,當她拿給我們看時,一位對圍棋十分感與趣的同學說: : ꂠꂠꂠꂠ「啊,好像棋盤似的。」 : ꂠꂠꂠꂠ「我看倒有點像稿紙。」我說。 : ꂠꂠꂠꂠ「真像一塊塊綠豆糕。」一位外號叫「大食客」的同學緊接著說。 : 有沒有雅量的八卦? 朋友買了一件衣料,綠色的底子帶白色方格,當她拿給我們看時, 一位對圍棋十分感興趣的同學說: 「啊,關我屁事。」 「關我屁事?」我說。 「關我屁事= =。」一位外號叫「大食客」的同學緊接著說。 我們不禁哄堂大笑,同樣的一件衣料,關其他人屁事。 那位朋友連忙把衣料用紙包好,她覺得衣料就是衣料,關你們屁事? --

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blitz:超通順的 07/09 05:54

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invocatory:現代雅量 XDDDDDDD 07/09 22:31

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