[笑話]當兵

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作者 b6022 (豬耳馬臉蛇皮象腿)
時間 2007-09-03 00:39:10
留言 82則留言 (68推 0噓 14→)

有一位新進的菜鳥,運氣很不好抽到外島去當兵 當天長官帶他去巡視四週,突然他在一個中空的 大木桶前停下來,問到:長官這是幹麻的?長官 回答:發洩用的,菜鳥心想:哦!那我晚上一定要 來試試....於是晚上時菜鳥來到木桶前作了一次 兩個月的發洩,作完了便躡手躡腳的回到寢室休 息.... 隔天長官詢問菜鳥:昨天你有去木桶邊發洩吧, 感覺如何? 菜鳥答道:恩,很不錯呢!插進去的時候還軟綿 綿的,比真人還好用呢!我還打算今天再去一次... 長官答道:哦!今天不行! 菜鳥:為啥? 長官回答:今天輪到你在木桶裡輪值........ -- ◆ From: 220.143.48.95
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hwd:大金剛噴射木桶的由來 09/03 00:40

artjio:好黑暗...XDDDDDD 09/03 00:41

ChangHash:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 00:44

midnightelf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好靠杯 09/03 00:51

ustart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 00:52

Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 00:55

businessman9:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:01

taurus512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:04

only4121:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:07

sam37520:阿哈哈XDXDXD 有笑有推 09/03 01:09

IanHsia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:15

mercye:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:16

marippe:為甚麼沒人聽過 = =a 09/03 01:23

aki5277:聽過+1 09/03 01:27

PandaWang:呵呵 09/03 01:28

xxMALUxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 01:30

adbecf:好黑暗的木桶!~~~~黑木桶 09/03 01:31

FERRE:樓上 XD 09/03 01:48

camperlineag:軍中都這麼黑暗喔 09/03 01:58

pikapika425:XD 09/03 02:01

ePaper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 02:03

ertai1126:今天你輪值!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 02:31

shoeshoeshoe:= = 09/03 02:37

TKWdEmoN:XDD 09/03 02:42

shiauliau:清流! 09/03 02:46

ZMCG:聽過了給箭頭 09/03 02:57

cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 03:00

xxKWANxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 03:14

paraparastar:所以木桶裡面每天都有人嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 03:37

evermpeg2:國中就聽過了= =.給箭頭 09/03 04:04

imissuBABY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 04:05

shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 04:44

playkaaa:帶點淡淡的哀傷~~~ 09/03 05:41

michael1616:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 05:49

ferothy:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 05:57

akira1013:XD 09/03 06:34

mardaban1:good 09/03 06:35

krara:推原po和黑木桶 09/03 07:25

gfwer:哈哈哈哈~~~黑木桶的由來 09/03 08:38

LFangzi:太好笑了 黑牧童 09/03 09:43

AqrMfno:XD 09/03 09:47

johnnyaiba:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 09:56

ilove305mmm:所以是一次兩個月嗎..? 09/03 10:08

zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 10:24

e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我大笑 09/03 10:27

nairo:哈哈哈哈…而且每天可以嘗鮮 09/03 11:11

cdan:科科 09/03 11:13

ioz:ㄟ...這菜鳥從艦艇兵當到現在還在當菜鳥喔!? 09/03 11:37

rainbow947:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 12:22

forAver:有笑有推!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 12:36

lee1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/03 12:54

ingf:7年前就聽過類似的耶.... 09/03 14:26

ww770829:哈哈 這個好 09/03 14:45

dontkissme:聽過...國小上課老師說的 09/03 14:50

xj6ej04m3:肚子有點痛XD 09/03 15:32

popshake:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 15:35

okbon66:XD 這個笑話至少15年了 09/03 15:57

loki761124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 16:31

hanjing:真的很好笑說~我怎麼都沒聽過啊 09/03 16:35

inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/03 16:48

akirk0823:XDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/03 16:59

HellLex:沒聽過拉 給個推~~ 09/03 18:13

jin1222:月工 月工 09/03 18:17

howbinlau:喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 09/03 18:25

tomcatggyy:會覺得是老梗的年紀都有一把了XD~我就是 09/03 18:28

shi21:XD 09/03 19:45

HalaDanney:XDDDDD 09/03 21:34

tallhand:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 09/03 22:20

LiamEdward:XD 09/04 00:39

gimini: | XD 09/04 00:44

pigptt:聽過+1 XD 09/04 08:17

lkk7835045:聽過..不過還是推 09/04 10:06

dog3326:XD 09/04 13:13

esabear:為什麼長官會知道...XD 09/04 13:25

stoptalking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 15:18

nouveauriche:XDDDDDD...好暗黑的水桶阿 09/04 16:08

xp1224n:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 19:43

ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 03:49

pttuui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 21:47

spooky221:XD 09/06 21:25

tigerflyer:..... 02/13 22:36

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