[無言] 幸好我是你妹才看得懂你寫的英文

看板 StupidClown
作者 maxxine (你在歇斯底里了耶)
時間 2009-08-26 22:04:04
留言 181則留言 (141推 1噓 39→)

其實劇情發展很簡單, 話說我大嫂懷孕了,因為全家族都想知道小寶寶的性別, 前陣子寶寶滿四個月終於可以照超音波看性別了, 可是我在上班,我就叫在醫院現場的姊姊,知道後傳簡訊告訴我 她也頗迅速的,知道後馬上傳簡訊來, 內容是: " He is a gill." 五樓你說說看,你知道她在寫什麼嗎? -- ◆ From: 61.230.135.53
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x2379659:帶把的女孩 08/26 22:04

bbs741852:she is a boy?! 08/26 22:04

bluelamb:他是個魚鰓? 08/26 22:05

x2379659:↑套把的男孩 08/26 22:05

hebe2099:帶把的女孩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:05

sm3:鵝鵝 08/26 22:05

bgeorge0514:他有一個嘴巴 08/26 22:05

andrew0714:這個屌!!! = =" 08/26 22:06

lineagedylan:帶把的女孩? 08/26 22:06

maimai106:重點是在於連女孩都拼錯(汗...Girl... 08/26 22:06

Attui:鵝鵝 XD 08/26 22:06

wilson7676:!!!!!!!!我怎麼看成"幸妤我是你妹才看得懂你寫的英文" 08/26 22:10

smaitesai:其實笨的不只一個吧she跟he學不好就不要講 笑破我的內褲 08/26 22:10

Iampenguin:孩子的教育不能等 08/26 22:10

guangpiano:姐姐的教育部能等 08/26 22:11

gn0481914:這篇文章是一條魚寫的,她的侄兒照超音波現在只看的到鰓 08/26 22:13

bgeorge0514:姊姊的叫聲不能停 08/26 22:14

black510433:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:14

smaitesai: 姐姐是美人魚 鍾麗緹 08/26 22:15

vivianne1234:笑死 08/26 22:16

vivianne1234:XDDD 08/26 22:16

gn0481914: 該伸美人魚圖了? 08/26 22:16

fenghoho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD應該是女生吧 08/26 22:19

wctinptt:他是個魚鰓XDDDD 08/26 22:20

THEWORLDS:0..0 08/26 22:22

debitako:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:23

nowfuture:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:25

beforgotten:第23對染色體是xxyyy??? 08/26 22:28

bluelamb:樓上對不起生物老師 08/26 22:29

lonelyknight:他是個魚鰓XDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:31

nxling0809:XD 08/26 22:31

x2379659:弟23對染色體是 XDDD 08/26 22:33

johnny81:...魚鰓草??!! 08/26 22:33

pheleter:我怎麼只想到扶他那裏.. 08/26 22:35

coolboy137:幸妤幸好傻傻分不清楚... 08/26 22:35

Hans14:Shemale 08/26 22:36

kobe055230:他應該是女性的屌面人 08/26 22:36

hh720804:she is a box?! 08/26 22:37

gn0481914:he in a box?! 08/26 22:37

pipiball:he is a toy 08/26 22:38

coolboy137:e in a gill?! 08/26 22:41

loveyou0916:也許她想說"she is a boy" 08/26 22:42

tsukishiro:樓上亂來XDDDDDD 其實是She is yummy.(住口 08/26 22:42

senas:那個小孩生下來會一半火一半冰 一頭金髮 08/26 22:43

gn0481914:寒冰烈火掌+姦夫淫婦劍? 08/26 22:44

Anvec:他是一個嘴巴!!!! 08/26 22:48

YSIR:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 08/26 22:48

david7838:bgeorge0514:姊姊的叫聲不能停 好糟糕 08/26 22:51

ilikedrums:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:56

im5566: dick in a girl? 08/26 22:59

ThelmaEast: david7838:bgeorge0514:姊姊的叫聲不能停 有畫面... 08/26 22:59

transk500:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 23:07

taogc:幸妤+1 08/26 23:08

wewe5566:This is banana king. 08/26 23:08

englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 23:11

eggimage:you are the boonana king 08/26 23:15

bangdian:She is a boyo. 08/26 23:17

coolwaiwai:哈哈...笑到我剛讀的蘇格拉底是男是女我都忘記了 08/26 23:25

Sparxxx:不就是已經幫他取好英文名字了 叫做吉兒(gill) 08/26 23:38

bluelamb:還有中文名字,瑜齊 08/26 23:40

gn0481914: 瑜思 08/26 23:43

coolwaiwai: 逾期 08/26 23:47

ccat: 妓吉 08/26 23:56

evelyn055:所以到底是什麼阿XD 08/26 23:57

pirates011:鍾麗緹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 23:58

shwu: she is a toy.... >///< (對不起 我暫時不要講話好了) 08/27 00:01

LTKfans:is it good to drink? 08/27 00:11

zetetic:哩玲跨賣丟災 !! ya! 我大力 08/27 00:18

kk0704: 將來要打疆屍的人才(gill) 怎麼可以不MAN一點呢? 08/27 00:18

zetetic: 粒 08/27 00:19

devilps:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:27

yeask:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:27

h03511:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:31

walacat:He is a girl 08/27 00:37

Shivian:想推He is a box XD 08/27 00:45

onlysanji:推 He is a box 08/27 00:53

nova31022:笑死我老人家XD 08/27 00:57

luvers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:58

sunnytutor:他是菌摺 <- 有包皮 <- 是男的!! Got it!? XDD 08/27 01:13

tsengbenben:樓上gill明明就是鰓XDDDD~ 08/27 01:18

coldgotosbb:she is a boyo..... 08/27 01:20

LTY24:看笨版學英文 08/27 01:20

ccc78413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 01:33

shefans02:所以是男生還女生啊XDDD好好笑XDD 08/27 01:38

yipy:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 01:52

elfswordsman:這篇害我笑得好痛= = 08/27 02:04

RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 02:17

msave:揪竟,大嫂生的是男孩?女孩?還是魚鰓?令人匪夷所思... 08/27 02:29

jimmy7756:He is a JizX...(誤 08/27 02:42

foyu:就是叫做吉兒的男生麻 一看就知道 08/27 02:53

sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 03:23

masterfuck:==========快笑XDDDDD 不然人家以為我不懂英文======== 08/27 03:30

homeboy0706:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 04:10

ychin86:我笑到肚子痛 08/27 04:30

ffviplayer:you're the banana king! 08/27 04:34

ChonPiggy:Google翻譯: 英文 > 中文(繁體) 他是一個鰓 08/27 06:56

alyce:這樣原po也看得懂喔? 所以到底性別是...? 08/27 08:13

weibeta:幹 怎麼這麼好笑 XDDDDD 08/27 09:14

mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 09:24

lexuslx430:有笑有推~ 08/27 09:39

lifeway71911:笑到倒地~ 08/27 09:48

ilikedrums:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 09:53

winest:有問題耶 應該是girl打成gill,可是為什麼是用"He" 08/27 09:53

btjerwei:shemale 正解! 08/27 10:04

befaithful:英文中嬰兒的代名詞要用 it (認真) 08/27 10:54

sunnytutor:給 tsengbenben: 請查字典,gill還有蘑菇的菌摺的意思 08/27 11:03

crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 11:11

jetborne:他叫吉兒 08/27 11:24

xerryk:維大力?! 08/27 11:33

MITCHLIN:結論呢= = 是男? 是女? 很好奇耶 08/27 12:16

chinhorse:吉兒 08/27 12:30

pop51515:義大利? 08/27 12:40

igetlost:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 12:56

Jumpee:Gill is from residentevil 08/27 12:59

jimmy7756:所以正解是 那隻魚是公的... 08/27 13:12

lovmina:他是個魚鰓!? 08/27 13:15

maxxine: "She is a girl."這不稀奇。我姐跟外國客戶用破英文聊天 08/27 13:26

virus49:有笑有推 08/27 13:27

maxxine:外國客戶問哪裡有便宜好用東西可以買。她說:Night city 08/27 13:27

maxxine:have many cheap cheap lubintan clothes.聽得懂吧? 08/27 13:28

iam051051:補血 08/27 13:38

diapering:夜市有很多便宜的路邊攤衣服XDDDDDDDDD 08/27 13:39

wednesday323:很好笑~ 08/27 13:46

okgothen:XDXD 08/27 13:47

ryonest:連英文名字都不用想了........ 08/27 13:51

moonvincent:醫生剪臍帶的時候剪錯了 08/27 14:10

mimiloveleo:哈哈~好好笑 08/27 14:25

david12763:利X上身? 08/27 14:26

pongood:把性別跟名字都告訴你啦!男孩,名字叫吉爾。 08/27 14:27

a03004585917:陰陽屍 08/27 14:55

hikkibbs:他是個魚鰓 08/27 16:16

lkksppet:到底是男生還是女生啊? XD 08/27 16:43

tinkerbells:哈哈哈哈好好笑! 08/27 17:08

sherlockt:I gill u!!!! 08/27 17:11

liwena:XD 08/27 17:22

apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 17:32

grandchun:爆 08/27 17:49

cutepiyo:本文已經很好笑了,推文更好笑~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 18:03

iris00:求原po告訴我到底孩子是男還是女的... 08/27 18:54

vergil1120:HE IS JIZZING 08/27 19:14

frankieeeee:所以他是黑鮑嬌囉? 08/27 19:20

benzdaniel4:這個屌...XDDDD 08/27 19:49

JiPuSai:she is a boyo. (要開炸了嗎) 08/27 20:21

ting0308:She is a box... XDDDDDD 太好笑了!!! 08/27 21:08

Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 21:13

boss10jqka:快笑!免得別人說你看不懂英文...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/27 22:20

williams1016:快笑!免得別人說你看不懂英文...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/27 22:35

Explorer09:Gill 也可以是人的名字或性氏喔 08/27 23:16

Explorer09:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gill_(name) 08/27 23:16

littlecho:哈哈Gill也有女人的意思.... 08/27 23:23

DMAG:我想應該是還能看到鰓的狀態... 08/27 23:31

color23: 蘿莉:老師老師~男生是toy嗎?(甜笑) 08/27 23:34

keigi1203:待把的女孩 08/28 01:23

caline:他是吉爾 08/28 01:29

clown: 08/28 02:21

wakeup30616:笑死XDDDD 08/28 02:41

egg61232:笑屬偶了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 02:51

ChampionYe:你是奇汀嗎? 不,我是史瑞斯。 08/28 03:14

VCube:笑到不行XD 太多笑點了 08/28 04:27

lovedomoto:好一個魚鰓~~弟弟較漁翁好了 08/28 11:28

lostlove:其實正確講法是" It's a girl."才對....XD 08/28 11:38

Yie:XDD 08/28 12:16

cesss:幸妤,我是你妹,才看得懂你寫的英文 08/28 12:53

chiehJ:...我也是這樣用英文的耶....呵呵呵 08/28 15:00

csfp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 15:37

kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 15:42

annishot:she is the man 08/28 16:41

mimihua:boyo是波妞啦~~~所以她是崖上的波妞~~~ 08/28 17:03

ciffme: he is a toy 08/28 23:02

dr111250:又學了一個單字了!! gill = 鰓 08/29 03:31

LuckJohn:他是個魚鰓!! 08/29 10:14

minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 17:42

jamiedd:嬰兒要用It唷! 08/30 02:21

funnyway:She is a bob 08/30 12:38

starmoonbb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd後勁好強!!!! 08/30 13:24

banci:是個帶把的女孩XD 08/30 16:16

LeslieCJC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 20:22

yuri1450:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 21:36

cheesewood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 14:54

criso:She is a bob 09/04 14:58

monya0714:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:53

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