[無言] 好一個拒菸標語

看板 StupidClown
作者 JLY1110 (小婷家的布丁貓)
時間 2008-11-13 15:07:18
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本篇文章的梗,可能需要會抽菸OR從事過便利商店夜才看的懂! ((((吸煙有害身體健康...戒之戒之...)))) ~ 小警語 前兩天去小7買菸,排在一個中年男子後面! 中年男子:橘寶X一包,要吸煙有害健康的喔! 正妹店員回頭一陣翻找之後,開口了! 正妹店員:先生,不好意思喔^^~! 因為現在香菸的標語改了! 我們現在只有"吸煙會導致肺癌"跟"吸煙會導致性功能障礙"喔! 請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣ONE 請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣TWO 中年男子:(囧....) 肺癌好了! 正妹店員:好的! ==============結帳完畢換我了!============== 本人:......我也要一包橘寶X......! 正妹店員:好的! 那請問先生您也要肺癌嗎^^~? 還是您要性功能障礙^^~? 本人(囧....) 我也肺癌就好了...! P.S.回家以後發現,肺癌的背面還是性功能障礙= =......! -- 上天給了我一個機會認識妳 所以我把傳說中的真相PO出來 讓妳有機會說 ' 你是好人 '(指) 傳說:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/mengru0728 -- ◆ From: 218.166.99.185 11/13 18:29 11/13 20:01 11/13 20:31 11/13 22:16 11/13 23:14 11/15 18:33 11/17 02:41 12/10 23:47 01/04 04:06 02/18 18:34
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z753951zxc:我可以要正妹嗎 11/13 15:10

s9001111:五樓要樓上 11/13 15:11

aleona:那個小七店員有受過拒煙的專業訓練XD 11/13 15:12

alanli0804:XDXD~~我笑了 11/13 15:16

wilsmart:現在煙的標語 真的是讓人看了會有點傻住 11/13 15:17

HeavenIs:有笑有推XD 11/13 15:22

faust4:還好我都沒在看的 (眼不見為淨 11/13 15:23

aelous0501:哈~~真好笑~~^^ 11/13 15:26

THEWORLDS:........ 11/13 15:28

AMANOKANNA:有好笑 11/13 15:35

diadia: JLY1113: 我選障礙的話 妳可以幫我一點忙麼?! 11/13 15:36

protagonist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:36

kcball:這後勁好強 11/13 15:38

anata:如果選性功能障礙 11/13 15:38

anata:正妹店員:「您是性功能障礙嗎?好的~」 (甜笑) 11/13 15:39

melodycandy:酸痛的腹部肌肉更酸痛了(哭) 11/13 15:40

joy830:哈哈哈 11/13 15:40

THEWORLDS:回店員:光說不練 不是英雄好漢 來一發你丟災 11/13 15:40

swjlsc:melodycandy一定沒做海狗趴 11/13 15:43

melodycandy:我就是做那個還有仰臥起坐...太久沒做 11/13 15:44

kissmyjazz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51

shinyhaung:這好笑XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51

cavamina:好煩的標語XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:52

garykiko:我懂這個點....我也是煙蟲.... 11/13 15:53

shenjou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:54

ethanol:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:55

vml93:XD 11/13 15:55

lalasugar:五樓好鎮定~ 11/13 15:55

melodycandy:標語不同濃度不同嗎? 11/13 15:57

melodycandy:為什麼要特地挑有害健康的? 11/13 15:58

lovetyrano:xdxdxd 11/13 15:59

asiaboy:味道有差吧...我抽黑惡魔 新舊味道不同 11/13 15:59

hosrun:這個很強。。。那個店員不是一般的厲害。。。。 11/13 16:00

jfain:新一批的都有標語 沒標語的可能放一陣子了 11/13 16:01

melodycandy:ok..i see >_<b 11/13 16:01

cafe4:董式基金會該找這個店員拍禁煙廣告XDDD 11/13 16:01

marro:有夠好笑啦!不過我想身正妹店員的照片 XDDDDDDD 11/13 16:02

ogerea:讀托福讀到一直想說為啥買菸會出現橘寶= = (暈) XDDDD 11/13 16:04

jasonrice:有人來我家買七星 也都要有害健康的!!!聽說比較好!!! 11/13 16:05

jasonrice:一條裡面好像只有兩包!!!也不知道好在哪邊~~~ 11/13 16:05

sunluna:我要正咩!! 11/13 16:06

sunluna:菊寶是哪一牌的 11/13 16:09

GIPlove:好一笑xd~~~~推~~~ 11/13 16:11

libramog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:11

chengjung:菸草不一樣 11/13 16:12

ZXCWS:以前當店員 客人都叫號碼的 11/13 16:13

Ithanks9527:XDDDDDD 11/13 16:13

dasga:有笑有推...^^ 11/13 16:15

dancingvito:這也有差噢哈哈哈 菊寶馬吧 !!? 11/13 16:15

marker3622:我笑了 11/13 16:16

cuttlefish:笑死了 7-11真是笨板的笑點來源大宗 11/13 16:16

lingou:請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 11/13 16:19

cyivs33:有一說法是 字體打印在菸盒時的溫度 會影響菸的品質 11/13 16:19

idex08654:XDDDDDD 好笑! 11/13 16:19

cyivs33:所以有些人去買零售菸都會要求上面印的字比較少的 11/13 16:19

melodycandy:所以字比較多會..? 11/13 16:20

cyivs33: 性功能障礙 11/13 16:21

Hans14:"吸煙會導致正妹鄙視" 11/13 16:31

madslake:哪像我...都直接喊七星一包.....簡潔有力 11/13 16:31

an777:對我這種會收集煙盒的人來說是非常討厭的一件事。 11/13 16:33

bluebarley:這個讚耶XDD 11/13 16:34

s0071988js:請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 有當板標的潛力喔XD 11/13 16:35

lk:XDD 11/13 16:36

faustchu:店員:你有受過"性功能障礙"的專業訓練嗎?? 11/13 16:37

nodameQ:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:54

hahahaman:這個有好笑到 11/13 16:57

kelly9456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:57

cp394:我買的黑惡魔那些噁心的圖和奇怪的字是在外面的塑膠紙上 11/13 16:58

cp394:撕掉包裝就看不到了 11/13 16:58

cp394:小7的黑惡魔換包裝之後味道真的有變,很奇怪 11/13 16:59

mgtylu:不得不推,太好笑了...... 11/13 17:02

puddingko:很好笑耶 11/13 17:04

hercheles:好笑` 11/13 17:05

judges:XD 11/13 17:07

Waterpig:要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 挑戰版標吧~XD 11/13 17:09

KTXNS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:09

crli:我論煙盒會大賣 然後各家名牌相繼設計煙盒www 11/13 17:13

NaibseL:笑到不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:14

hawk1110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17

crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17

insethry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17

fish3932000:吸煙有害肺臟和子孫 11/13 17:17

faze:XDDDD 11/13 17:34

lydiascorpio:哈 11/13 17:36

imcate:在辦公室偷上笨版,忍不住偷偷的竊笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:38

mohlue:這個店員好棒XDDDD 11/13 17:44

missyou0914:酷斃了XD 應該說 我都不要 我要外帶妳的心 11/13 17:47

fhvx: 正妹:科科,剛剛那兩個好笨唷!一面印一種啊~ 11/13 17:48

adadk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49

aegius1r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49

howardlai:太好笑了 XD 11/13 17:52

CleverKY:XDDDDD 11/13 17:57

paoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:02

isaza:肺癌、性功能障礙,今晚你選哪一道XD 11/13 18:03

richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:05

ziiwewe:版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標! 11/13 18:08

iwagu:五樓:我已經有性功能障礙了 所以我選肺癌 11/13 18:09

AngusPeng:小七:抱歉肺癌賣完 只剩下"性功能障礙"唷 11/13 18:13

victorcoo:肺癌好了.. 11/13 18:22

pennylu:要說[我需要"導致性功能障礙"的來平衡一下] 11/13 18:24

powerword:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:25

gn01189537:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:27

kevin75218:借轉 11/13 18:29

even2300471:XDDDDDDD 11/13 18:34

nimby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:39

blackbelt:好好笑XDDDDD 11/13 18:39

winping:當選今日最好笑~~XXXXXXXXXD 11/13 18:40

ilove305mmm:xD 11/13 18:41

wlcard:XD 11/13 18:43

LordXavier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:43

XD9527:XD 11/13 18:44

FCKDIY:XD 11/13 18:48

btfy:XD 11/13 18:50

janshyang:正妹;你的是性功能障礙?好的!沒問題! 11/13 18:54

aka79019:XDDD 11/13 18:58

asdf45610:XD 正妹轉頭說:你剛說是性功能障礙對吧?? 11/13 19:00

noul:路過幫推~ 11/13 19:04

t0545783:XDDD 11/13 19:04

Yie:XDD 11/13 19:06

swiland:太好笑啦 ~XDDDD 11/13 19:07

dragon7652:爆 11/13 19:08

pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:08

ilikenini:XDDD 11/13 19:12

zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:13

Waterpig:版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!再推一次... 11/13 19:15

nancy14bass:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:20

iyonNokia:XDD 正妹:店長~那個彈老二的要性功能障礙~ 11/13 19:23

ipodid:超好笑XD 11/13 19:26

dafeiiiii:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:31

smallken0410:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:33

iozs:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:38

romabody:我的是"吸菸害人害己"...沒有肺癌和性功能障礙XD 11/13 19:39

tomin:XDDD 11/13 19:41

flying8021:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:49

qqaie:好好笑XD 11/13 19:52

yu16:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:53

LonyIce:XD 11/13 19:58

vgh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:58

lan168:XDDDDDDDDDDD害我笑好久 11/13 20:07

voyned:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:09

vanilla6:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:28

jackyy123:這女店員真是...XD 11/13 20:34

quietvox:這女店員太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:38

sesattle:是圖會讓人傻眼吧.... 11/13 20:55

belucky:帥耶好個美女店員 11/13 20:56

chunptt:這超好笑的 XDD 11/13 20:57

evelyn055:政府真該頒個獎給這位店員XDDDDDDDDD阿,我胃抽筋了XDDD 11/13 20:58

iicc15:XDDDDDDD超好笑的!! 11/13 21:07

IMlucy:由此可知 男人都是要面子的!! 11/13 21:09

crazyL:女店員真是令人傻眼XD 哈哈 11/13 21:10

pegtom:正妹:性功能障礙和肺癌(抽起來)有什麼差別? (天真貌) 11/13 21:13

RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:21

jessie122435:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:26

wahu825:乾~樓上有梗XDDDDD... 11/13 21:28

idhsin:看到雜誌上香菸廣告上面的標語"導致性功能障礙"真的很酷 11/13 21:32

basuzima:好好笑~哈哈 11/13 21:35

automemory:哈 真的很好笑XD 11/13 21:41

automemory:肺癌是女生生前生後都舒服 性功能障礙是看不見時才舒 11/13 21:41

chosbird:有笑點~~哈哈哈 11/13 21:45

alvin1210000:有笑有推 11/13 22:12

beautylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:13

stussy:兩年前看過了.. 11/13 22:24

spicy520:爆! 11/13 22:24

hubert716:給他爆 圖殺來~~ 11/13 22:25

Johnny2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:34

ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:37

rsy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:39

littlepp205:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:41

loading1:好好笑 11/13 22:45

ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹超好笑 11/13 22:54

MadStanley:XDDDDD 11/13 22:56

cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:06

wayne7919:XDDDDD借轉~ 11/13 23:14

hgjj77:身為小七店員 這真的很好笑XDDDDD 11/13 23:40

shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:41

tomh25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:53

justin76416:結果原po除了肺癌 還有性功能障礙= = 11/14 00:11

w9070030: 還有孔鏘癌(口腔癌) 11/14 00:36

carrhung:以前看過...還是給推~ 國外的香煙包裝比這些標語更妙XD 11/14 00:41

babyjoyce:XDDDDDD 11/14 00:54

cacay:孔鏘癌的照片好痾心 超討厭的 = =+ 11/14 01:03

finalvote:XDDDD 11/14 01:03

ZoZs:有笑有推 11/14 01:14

monkeyFJU:XDDDD 11/14 01:19

NONOLO:我要肺癌 欸~ 性功能障礙好像也不錯~ 11/14 01:36

wwa928:有笑有推 11/14 01:48

ZENY: 有笑有推 11/14 02:19

asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:45

gify0712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:48

cystine:大笑有推 11/14 03:01

alwaysyawen:我上次買了紅當發現盒盖上嘴巴好噁心當下把盒蓋撕了.. 11/14 03:17

yaqw:XD 11/14 08:19

hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 09:00

ray0713:還好戒煙了,有笑有推 11/14 11:07

hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:31

jenna780818:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:40

daiYuTsung:XD 11/14 11:43

XF:這篇怎麼那麼好笑 哪有人這麼笨去買肺癌和性功能障礙 11/14 11:53

JLY1110:......我阿......QQ 11/14 11:55

asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:04

piggreat:我狂笑XD~~~ 11/14 12:09

funnyway:超好笑 XDD 11/14 12:10

WELDOM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:54

silenceve:XDDDD 11/14 13:00

redway:XD 11/14 15:30

saturnangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:37

shuyumi75:後勁好強XDDDDDDD 11/14 16:48

Marshuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:50

JohnnyWalker:XD 有沒有這麼好笑 11/14 17:43

idhsin:這種警語超震撼又直接,對於吸二手菸的人來說看了還真爽 11/14 18:23

ter2788:恩~~其實 性功能障礙也沒啥不好 因為早有了 11/14 18:44

vi000246:超好笑的 11/14 18:44

flyinsunmoon:我笑了XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:49

hank61204:XD 11/14 19:43

elittle:媽阿 我笑超大聲的 哈哈哈 11/14 20:31

ponzpons:版標版標版標 11/14 20:32

JohnnyWalker:有看有笑再推一次XD 11/14 21:06

a389102000:版標:請問你要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 11/14 22:56

shih112000:有笑有推 11/14 23:06

statdoggy:店員專業!! 11/14 23:38

sydney2001:XDDDD 11/15 01:05

waterflow:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這樣會讓人不想買吧噗,做得好 11/15 01:42

singa7512:笑死我了!!! 11/15 04:12

skydear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 08:46

walkingstick:好好笑~!!! 11/15 13:43

Lunachen:好好笑XD 11/15 14:04

vinis22:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 17:55

wunsih:跟我同天生ㄟ 11/16 00:57

bamedalan:X 我笑翻了~ 11/16 01:13

jean9402035:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 04:24

pinball:原PO:性功能障礙我有了 這次就肺癌好了~~~~ 11/16 11:53

nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:29

Tunie:. 11/16 15:20

dodobear:噓兩年前有看過的更好笑....包裝這個月才改... 11/16 15:34

hs311268:還有“有害家人健康”的 11/16 17:21

oilgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 21:42

motokare:推~XD 11/16 22:47

Ingrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 23:03

Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 00:30

zixiangyen:借轉 11/17 02:40

abckitty:狂笑XDXDXDXDXD 11/17 18:32

jie0915:XDDDDDDDDD 11/18 01:21

ahiru:我該說原PO跟歐吉桑專業嗎?肺癌字比較少..... 11/18 08:06

Raist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 15:16

guhong:笑死人了 11/19 23:30

anastasha:XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/20 01:04

bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 15:09

live60386:XDDDd 11/22 22:02

erhucat:好笑,哈哈哈 11/24 23:08

mmm333:煙蟲推 XD 11/28 02:59

Aisne:由這篇文章可知...放這種標語根本無用,抽的還是一堆 11/29 14:47

chibimin:借轉 感謝 12/08 23:15

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