[恍神] 買飲料

看板 StupidClown
作者 DJmercy (敵傑。摩西)
時間 2008-05-13 22:59:25
留言 185則留言 (158推 0噓 27→)

前幾天去買飲料 買的人很多,要等很久 還好店家很貼心的放了電視讓等待的人看 一邊等待一邊看著電視 新聞報導有一家人幾乎每一個都身受癌症的折磨 有一個才六七歲的小弟弟就得了睪丸癌 我心想:「年紀這麼小就得這種病,還真是有夠衰。」 店員:「不好意思久等了,請問你要什麼?」 我:「....」(看著電視發呆) 店員:「先生,請問你要什麼?」 我:「阿!輪到我了喔,我要一杯睪丸癌。」 店員:「......」 我:「......」 講完了 ........ -- 功夫誠的鳥地方 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/kynesquare -- ◆ From: 163.23.231.88
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daniel770624:我笑了 05/13 23:02

orz145:我笑了XDDDD 05/13 23:22

typekid:願你安息 05/13 23:29

iamghost:XD 笑到肚子痛!!!! 05/13 23:31

sthermit:我第一次見到這種要求!!! XDDDD 05/13 23:34

ZeroRSX:有好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 23:42

shadowmoon:XDDDD 05/14 00:01

a0910348240:哈哈哈~三聲 05/14 00:02

renata0317:噗[我的螢幕濺水了] 05/14 00:25

darkish:我笑了XD 05/14 00:39

yanagichiaki:這個不推對不起自己~太好笑了XDDDDDDD 05/14 00:52

jo0621:跟你一樣有 笑點 05/14 00:54

yanagichiaki:補個推! 05/14 00:54

wasabi200410:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 05/14 00:56

is7004:我大笑了XD 05/14 00:58

DJmercy:真感動...有人笑了(窩心) 05/14 00:59

guess2098:我笑了.... 05/14 01:00

honigmelone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:02

BlueHsiang:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:05

Q123223:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 05/14 01:08

BenjaminJ:我噗疵了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:11

adoref7517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:25

richylin:我的不開心完全消失了!!!!xddddddddddd 05/14 01:31

lfa:像他這種要求我這輩子沒聽過~!( ̄ー ̄;) 05/14 01:32

alanMM:店員:您的睪丸癌調好了 請用(遞) <---等一人咖啡 05/14 01:35

cp3z06x87:後勁好強~~笑翻了 05/14 01:38

graceabcdefg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:46

sylvana:笑到噴淚了....= = 05/14 01:54

setomoku:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 02:00

KFMOMENT:哈哈哈 05/14 02:48

timmyfish:噗疵 XDDDDDDDDD 05/14 02:56

ring8648:第一次看批踢踢笑成這樣 05/14 02:59

greenheaven:板標候選標語之一xddd 05/14 03:00

gzzzneww:店員:嘿~ 老闆! 有人點那個 /老闆:喔......(脫) 05/14 03:22

nameless0906:只有阿不思作得出來~~ GJ! 05/14 06:19

shihche623:這個只有多多的老闆做的出來 05/14 06:59

goldshower:我笑了XDXD 05/14 08:31

piliuiop:我笑死了XDDDD 05/14 09:37

ZoZs:我的嘴角... 05/14 09:55

anemowaves:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XD 05/14 10:00

amber9414:哈哈哈哈 05/14 10:18

Kidking:我笑了 05/14 10:32

ffhl:我 狂笑 XD............... 05/14 10:39

kyuzi:我笑了XD 05/14 10:50

machimoon:有笑有推XDD 05/14 10:55

ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 11:05

flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 11:21

donya:不推對不起自己 科科 05/14 11:44

qtdolly:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 12:19

zoo2000:我笑了 哈哈哈 05/14 12:44

joy71:中杯睪丸癌去冰半糖好囉!XDDDDDDDD 05/14 12:45

lenpermanent:哈哈哈XD 這種要求我這輩子沒見過 05/14 13:22

tp6mp4m3:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 13:24

idna41:睪丸癌?好喝嗎? 05/14 13:52

yitus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:18

aquawish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:26

mse861010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:26

bah:店員:...這是新梗嗎? 05/14 14:31

xuruxu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:53

apew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 15:12

puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 15:13

JasonSin:XD 05/14 15:16

chyhhwai:哈哈哈哈哈哈 對不起我笑太大聲了XD 05/14 15:22

icemooncat:XDDDDDDD 暗笑的很痛苦 05/14 15:31

kaylotede:有笑有推 05/14 16:07

cathyforever:有笑有推XDDD 05/14 16:30

kibwang:狂笑狂推~~ 05/14 16:33

Yie:XD 05/14 16:35

NaibseL:不推對不起自己的嘴角阿 05/14 16:36

gon1232123:超好笑~ 有版標實力呀!! XD~ 05/14 16:37

kartd0075887:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 16:43

dragon7652:大笑了 XDDDD 05/14 16:50

xoxoxox:這好笑 XDDDD 05/14 16:51

ypla:XDDDDDDDd 05/14 17:20

nino8183:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:29

linellen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:33

cokewolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:33

poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:35

tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:38

r50693: 衝版標!!! 05/14 17:52

solluw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 18:04

tamers:這種要求一輩子沒聽過XDDDD 05/14 18:14

wish138:有笑有推 05/14 18:15

magaiml:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD… 05/14 18:18

mackulkov:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 蛋蛋的憂傷喔 05/14 18:19

catkeita:真的好好笑喔!XDDDD 05/14 18:36

snowlovely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 19:09

sodeass:XDDDD 05/14 19:10

nfaxve:氣集丹田的笑了 05/14 19:16

jenny0115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 19:27

qui90916:笑死我了XD 05/14 19:29

mimchu:XDDDDDDDD 05/14 19:33

AyaPE:XD 05/14 20:03

smallhugh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:10

f7313:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:15

msice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:15

naphia503:推蛋蛋的憂傷~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:16

sky0218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:21

rainlon:有笑有推XD 05/14 20:26

mabinogi:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:26

sk0k0:[超幹]店員:今天被人發現我有睪丸癌 05/14 20:28

thesecond:哈 看笨版以來第一次笑開懷 05/14 20:57

womanlife:有笑到~~ 05/14 20:57

rumormonger:我笑死了啦>< 05/14 21:08

aws60932:笑到肚子好痛XD 05/14 21:10

hulagirl:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 21:25

daiyu18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 21:33

cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 21:51

princessmake:XD 05/14 22:14

ncubios:阿阿~~給我一杯睪丸癌~~ 05/14 22:17

imashun:推某樓"只有多多的老板調得出來"XD 05/14 22:25

miaaz:XD 05/14 22:35

SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 22:41

pcgary:媽 我在這裡 05/14 22:50

ooyy:有笑有推 05/14 22:59

wan109210:憋笑中= = 05/14 23:13

godofxbox:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:22

mirrorenvoy:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過... 05/14 23:24

rupertbear:多多老闆可能會給你皮蛋牛奶吧 05/14 23:34

karalily:推給他爆...XDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:45

leh815:XDXDXDXD 05/14 23:51

stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:57

Musyne:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:59

apple32988:不推爆不行阿!!!!!! 05/15 00:06

jsk2539:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 00:09

funnyjoe:^.< 05/15 00:10

H010299:安息吧 05/15 00:11

DJmercy:挖靠!被m了XDDD人家的第一次就...(羞) 05/15 00:11

Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 00:24

waterflow:噗嗤… 我真的笑出來了xdd 呵 05/15 00:31

englwings:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 01:04

chenweisam:有笑有推XD 05/15 01:19

edison770609:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 01:23

punkdevil:有笑有推 05/15 01:27

lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 01:35

imdecadent:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 店員:不好意思這我們沒有喔! 05/15 01:39

cynthia1118:有好笑到~ 05/15 01:55

innien:第一次補推一個^^" 05/15 01:56

aiyoweiya:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD我要一杯子宮頸癌 05/15 02:07

ahuatin:這裡追加一杯大腸癌(揮手) 05/15 02:51

musicmiao:這種要求從來沒見過呀XDDDD 05/15 07:53

orfeo20306:睪丸癌: 是他要我來我才來的 05/15 09:07

lucas01:? 05/15 10:01

hihiminoru:買飲料真的要專心呢,比我的阿彌陀佛還好笑,哈哈哈 05/15 10:45

maiwheat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 11:27

durian0816:北濫耶 狂笑 05/15 12:41

jok1er:上空中,忍的好難過 XDDD 05/15 15:25

JohnnyWalker:囧 05/15 19:17

aalfredwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 20:55

shinta620:有笑有推XD 05/15 21:07

re:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 21:19

lovenanwei:狂笑耶XDD 05/15 23:09

aogoco:被戳到笑點了....(Orz顫抖中) 05/15 23:19

minbyminby:XDDDDDDDD 05/16 00:06

wsos908:一整個情不自禁 狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 13:06

misgoar:哈哈我笑了~要不要來個影音檔~ 05/16 13:28

urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 15:00

liaox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 15:43

giuy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 店員:冏 05/16 17:26

weibeso:XDDDDD 05/16 19:29

JackLoupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 23:46

hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 00:13

swoodstock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 00:44

anny0928love:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 一瞬間就爆笑!!哈哈哈哈 05/17 00:56

Remilia:哈哈哈,忍不住爆笑出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 01:53

condition0:幹 後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 02:18

silver1008:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 10:59

jandb:狂笑 05/17 12:46

elvisjoe:ㄎㄎ 05/17 13:24

fromwilda:XD 05/17 14:41

k20492:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 15:22

vclaote:哈哈 有笨到XD 05/17 16:25

bananers:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 18:53

yuki7733:店員:好的,請問糖量冰量正常嗎 ((誤 05/18 14:26

cityangeles:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 11:28

visuna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 20:48

feed1234:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行 05/19 21:03

akarirock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 22:19

gs1458:半糖少冰直接喝不用袋子 05/20 04:41

a5170682:有笑有推XDDDDDDDD 05/29 02:03

fukobe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 22:03

oneaim:有笑有推XDD 06/07 12:18

blackfreedom:有效有堆 XDD 06/27 21:48

kathyyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 23:19

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