[恍神] 在 PTT 待太久了

看板 StupidClown
作者 pttlz (工蟻)
時間 2007-09-29 22:55:45
留言 206則留言 (184推 0噓 22→)

中午上 ptt 快到一點的時候才出去買午餐吃 與其去自助餐吃人家的剩菜 不如到 7-11 買個完整的便當 選了便當和飲料 心裏卻還在想著剛剛看到的文章...... 「先生, 這邊可以結帳」 我將飲料放下並將便當直接拿到店員小姐手上 心裏想的是「請幫我微波」 但 PTT 的魔力讓我的嘴巴講出不一樣的話: 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 店員們和其他在後面等待的顧客突來的冷漠視線 讓我感覺這一次的微波似乎有幾個小時之久............................. -- ◆ From: 220.135.50.75 10/08 22:22
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x0315x:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:56

kwenweichu:XDDD 09/29 22:57

iruka7956:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:57

yt7526:這也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:58

younjken:XDD噴飯了~ 09/29 22:59

so74528:一般人應該聽不懂阿... 09/29 22:59

pttlz:自己的心理作用咩 09/29 23:00

ddrenthot:哈... 09/29 23:01

justlitwill:所以...顧客與店員...原PO與鄉民... 09/29 23:01

drugman:這時店員拉下它的褲子....對這便當.... 09/29 23:04

kenyon128029:...0.0 09/29 23:06

beetle316:肚子笑得好痛!! 09/29 23:06

finalvote:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:07

ZXEVA:便當的味道有股蛋蛋的哀傷..... 09/29 23:07

angel8114:微波跟肛有什麼關係..還是那是你想對店員做的事XDD? 09/29 23:07

k00207:如果店員也是鄉民會怎樣@@ 09/29 23:08

Nightload:原PO征服了我的嘴角XDD 09/29 23:08

gn01155401:10樓....你....... 09/29 23:09

BSpowerx:你怎麼講錯的啊這XDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:09

fishnurse:XDDDD好好校喔~天阿 09/29 23:11

sevenheadsho:大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~ 09/29 23:10

linhomeyeu:這也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:11

g031541:其實光也是微波的一種 所以原PO是想說 "光了他" (毆) 09/29 23:14

alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDd 09/29 23:16

kotex17:太白目啦XDDDDDD 09/29 23:16

l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD這太噴飯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:16

go20205:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 噴飯!!!! 09/29 23:18

CindyH:XDDDDDDD為什麼可以這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:19

orznge:你是要店員肛便當還是叫便當肛店員呢 09/29 23:20

purplekt:你害我笑到不行 09/29 23:20

e2167471:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爆爆!!! 09/29 23:21

gn00014482:XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:21

chuehyeh:爆了它XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:25

kilayshou:快上阿~肛了他 09/29 23:28

ero7728:囧....差好多 09/29 23:29

newbieha:肛得好XD 09/29 23:29

hsnuray:你買的是牛奶吧?XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 牛奶是白色的喔 09/29 23:29

Puraland:XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:30

royhsia:XD 09/29 23:31

APUU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:32

urdie:店員:等等!我去找五樓來! 09/29 23:34

cathyting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:41

shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:48

minground:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:48

echelen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天阿我肚子好痛 09/29 23:49

tawei229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肛肛好 09/29 23:50

ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:53

wolfwolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:54

shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/29 23:58

koyako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:59

reka:XD有笑到... 09/30 00:02

kai08130623:讓這篇爆XD 09/30 00:03

riku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:04

e12401421:靠夭 爆點好大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:07

l791016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:08

natsumi0416:給他爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:09

wantcoco:肛了它 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:10

lighttodie:肛了這篇吧~~~ 09/30 00:16

nokia6230:讓他爆~~ 09/30 00:20

wanger:靠杯....太爆笑了吧.... 09/30 00:21

CYFJames:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推到爆吧! 09/30 00:22

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Tenging:XDDDD 09/30 00:29

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ictttu:XDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 09/30 00:30

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meril:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:33

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ilww:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:34

mclaren99:樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:37

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housecat:徵求勇者月工便當... 09/30 00:43

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jeffasdog:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:50

differe94nt:香名的命!!!! 09/30 00:53

lolikung:肛肛好 09/30 00:53

jaiyalas:舊制漲..XDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:57

faczzona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:59

Hazel0906:肛什麼肛 09/30 01:00

yipy:店員:等等!我去找五樓來! 09/30 01:02

nickzn:太扯了。。。。XDDDD 09/30 01:04

YilanRay:要肛幾分鐘才剛剛好? 09/30 01:06

nvbear:XDDDDDD真誇張 09/30 01:13

tbc666:店員:等等!我去找五樓來! 09/30 01:14

nccq:笑在口裡 甜在心理 09/30 01:17

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beatrizjuan:只有鄉民才懂的爆點啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:29

YKai:一共肛了65次 XD 09/30 01:37

whatisreal:[超幹]幫客人微波熱狗要被 月工~ 09/30 01:38

nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:42

sunnylex:肛肛好 09/30 01:59

sayuriefz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:03

tennis:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:08

ielaw:肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~ 09/30 02:12

ladyevee:還沒爆耶~扛了他XD 09/30 02:17

joywhale412:XDDDD好久沒噴笑了 09/30 02:18

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greendragonx:超好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:23

grop:原po想肛店員 09/30 02:26

littlesafe:笑在心裡 爆在便當裡 09/30 02:26

timchung:XD...笑死...鄉民當太久 09/30 02:26

gilolo:差點螢幕上就有我口中的飲料了… 09/30 02:27

ielaw:各單位注意~這裡快要被肛暴了~快讓它暴肛吧 09/30 02:30

whatisreal:[努力]月工好推一個99 09/30 02:30

badturtle:肛了他 = =" 09/30 02:31

whatisreal:微波太久真的會爆~被爆米花打過= = 09/30 02:31

deathboy:100!!!!\(@^0^@)/ 09/30 02:32

deathboy:慢了 ˊˋ 09/30 02:32

teoteo:超好笑啦 給它爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:32

whatisreal:沒爆嗎??繼續月工........月工女子 09/30 02:32

whatisreal:爆了~我月工到自己了>口< 09/30 02:34

Doris707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:41

fancyrex:我笑翻了............... 09/30 02:53

r5252:XDDD 09/30 02:57

pttlz:頭爆感言: 感謝大家的支持.ptt待這麼久,頭一回爆了 09/30 02:56

pttlz:心中高興不是因為爆了,而是這篇證明我已是ptt百分百的鄉民 09/30 02:57

pttlz:更高興的是,那個被肛的便當........真 的 很 好 吃 09/30 02:59

pttlz:鄉民萬歲 ptt萬歲~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/30 03:00

pttlz:咦?鄉民們呢?????????????????????? 09/30 03:00

y2k2001year:鄉民們睡了︿︿ 09/30 03:58

jyunwei:為什麼本來沒笑想了三十秒那情景就笑了XD 09/30 05:53

ainne:中毒太深了~~ XDDDD 09/30 08:24

wacow1106:多想二秒鐘,你可以不用肛 09/30 08:45

Johhan:這個後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/30 09:03

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weijen1027:不推不行XD 09/30 09:52

ligar: 噴了 XD 09/30 10:15

coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈 09/30 10:41

reliberathe:XD太好笑了XDDDDD 肛了他~肛了他 09/30 10:49

windmars:XDDDDD 09/30 11:22

lin089170:洨味便當 XDD 09/30 11:28

hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太扯了啦 09/30 11:38

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FUNic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肛得好﹗ 09/30 13:06

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inale:XD 09/30 13:39

Kapenza:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 13:50

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h2ono1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 15:21

jwcs:你贏了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 15:34

dementquiet:我現在和我先生說話...也都說"肛了他!!"...A害 09/30 15:36

flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:30

PacificBlue:XD 09/30 17:36

WXIII:月工月工女子XDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:49

dormice: 孩子,書可以多念,ptt不可以多上,不要整天肛來肛去 09/30 19:03

stoptalking:超好笑的啦 09/30 19:12

fsummery:好笑 09/30 19:35

onlywei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:48

mclaren99:大王肛!!! 09/30 19:59

MMQSben:XDDDDDDDDD超爆笑 09/30 20:32

irenepei:XDDDD 太扯啦 09/30 20:44

qq16630068:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:05

NoCanDo:我虛脫了.. 09/30 21:19

lightwee:笑到沒力了...囧 09/30 22:01

HATEFISH:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:04

liuyushyr:我笑了很久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:09

calamorum:笑翻在電腦前 XD 09/30 22:09

lucifier:肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:16

feather585:肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:28

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axyl:幹.....講電話忍住不笑又一發.....XD 09/30 23:36

ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 01:44

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wada:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 08:44

SohmaKyo:真的好笑啦~看來PTT不可以用太久= = 10/01 10:30

Y0SHIKI:太好笑了 害我在學妹面前狂笑XDD 10/01 12:01

FeyFeyMew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 13:01

tacoaa:太好笑ㄌ~笑到肚子痛ㄌ 10/01 13:30

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cgkm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 14:09

bamedalan:超好笑....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 17:27

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lovealice:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:39

poiu1234:剛他要幹麻阿 = = 10/02 00:35

yuanjeff:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 01:41

LonelyLove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 10/02 11:49

prince2567:PTT 的魔力讓我的嘴巴講出不一樣的話:肛了它 10/02 12:18

miaoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 16:21

ABeChen:這也太肛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 21:30

elebro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 22:07

cm45144:中毒也太深了吧 10/02 22:41

keyboy:笑到不行... 10/03 00:57

zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 01:27

cocoyan:[超幹] 當小七店員經常遇到的神經病 10/03 10:05

debris:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 17:17

Aisne:神經病!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 22:30

DIGIBOOSTER:有好笑到呀XD~ 10/03 22:39

ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 23:51

mingo987:哈哈哈 10/04 15:04

seal1010902:肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 00:45

finsa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 12:26

isaza:笑到肚子好痛XDD 10/07 23:11

bjwmk732:有笑有推 10/09 02:17

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future534: ... 07/01 00:07

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