Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人

看板 StupidClown
作者 maxwood (maxwood)
時間 2007-03-27 17:42:13
留言 132則留言 (119推 0噓 13→)

以前認識一個老美,費城大學,念歷史的 這小子在美國學了幾年中文,不知發了什麼瘋, 跑來台灣深造, 整天在台北的一些PUB,抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的 結果有天晚上,他騎摩托車,紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來 結果這小子安全帽一拿下來,交通條有點傻了 條子杯杯:"咦,喔,嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!" (這小子倒是聽懂了,但是罰他錢,那一定是抵死不從的!) 混在台北的美國佬:[...大人,我無罪!] 條子杯杯:[啥?...What?] 美國佬:[我無罪,我蠻夷也!](語出史記,楚世家) 天朝上國,京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅: [好,那算了,以後小心一點!] 老美:[謝大人!] -- ◆ From: 210.203.69.18 03/27 20:11 04/01 03:49 04/18 21:17
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docse:我笑了........以前都是在joke用這句的呀~~~ 03/27 17:52

polyflex:看此篇,想到某人的山海經簽名檔是也… 03/27 17:54

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phatman:估的!! 03/27 18:02

ha0118:警察英文還真是爛的可以 ....囧 03/27 18:04

rabbitken:我無罪,我蠻夷也! 還龍心大悅怎麼回事 03/27 18:06

julieroddick:媽呀 那外國人的古文程度應該比我好XD 03/27 18:07

ltmqw:條伯伯:蠻夷加罰兩千 03/27 18:07

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anoelleona:執金吾龍心大悅,是說警察很高興吧 03/27 18:49

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udlked:那位美國人知道蠻夷的意思? 03/27 18:52

solarJ:人家都在看史記跟古文觀止了,應該是懂得吧.... 03/27 18:54

kawashita:史記跟古文觀止的時代 只要非漢民族 就算是蠻夷了吧 03/27 18:55

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HenryYee:1200 dollar也貴了點......orz 03/27 19:54

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oceanwing:XDD借轉錄~~謝謝~~ 03/27 20:10

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sniplove:超好笑的 蠻夷都講出來了 03/27 20:56

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yuei:為啥dollar沒加s? 03/27 21:58

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crueangel:紅燈右轉才1200? 03/27 21:59

franreaac:蠻夷是啥東西.....這也講出來了! 03/27 22:15

bluemaggie:好帥唷...我真的很佩服學外國語言始終如一的外國人... 03/27 22:33

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turing:做官當做執金吾,娶妻當娶陰麗華 03/28 00:10

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Daseineh:此大絕僅限蠻夷用嗎? 03/28 00:25

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KnightLee:樓上的 紅燈右轉最高可以罰到1800 03/28 12:11

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salance:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個真的超好笑 03/28 13:39

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maxwood:整人專家都來了?!這美國佬的阿公,應該沒參加八國聯軍吧。 03/28 14:35

maxwood:居然沒參加八國聯軍?!!多罰十億!! 03/28 14:36

LDDT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:39

preferalie:You, red light right turn! 笑到不行 03/28 16:33

candycatwen:so cool~ 03/28 17:15

doublewood:幹!!!笑死我了XDDDD 03/28 18:16

superchick:中文太厲害了XDD 03/28 18:27

xxx22088:太讚了... 03/28 19:57

eracg:不是1800嗎?? 疑惑@[email protected]?? 03/28 20:52

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hundereins:史記的時代我們都是蠻族了--->東夷 03/29 22:44

shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 23:29

BlackAsh:You, red light right turn!這麼敖口虧他掰得出來= = 03/30 00:45

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iogo:以前同學是ABC..辯論比賽要反駁時他說了"非也非也~!" 03/31 13:49

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Beckhan:XDDDD 04/12 09:20

wumimeow:執金吾不是前面騎哈雷那種嗎 @@ 一毛二抄牌的也算? 07/21 19:49

kotonoha:蠻夷都跑出來了=ˇ= 他大人是用台語說嘛 02/09 02:35

aowater:什麼是一毛二執金吾?? 02/02 14:51

bleuisblue:好好笑 05/08 17:34

yokohina:謝大人XDDDD 06/20 21:40

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