[問卦] 要去大便有什麼婉轉的說法

看板 Gossiping
作者 chadmu (噓之收集者查德姆)
時間 2022-09-26 23:02:02
留言 145則留言 (108推 5噓 32→)

我知道女性的話會說要去摘花 但男性就不知道有什麼適合的用語 如何婉轉地跟別人說要去大便的八卦? --

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