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http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/international/20160429/37187803
2016年04月29日
喝醉時,在泳池打砲最棒了…
濕濕、滑滑、又刺激…
還有很多小孩在看你。
等等…
什麼?
疑似喝醉酒的Austin Misiak,和一位不具名女性,
週六晚間在瓦爾頓堡海灘(Fort Walton Beach)就做出這種事。
那海灘在哪裡呢?
…當然是佛羅里達州了。
有些正直的好公民,見狀決定介入,請兩位當事人停下來,畢竟有許多小孩在場。
據稱,28歲的Misiak因為不能在兒童面前公然做愛做的事而暴怒,
於是他開始追逐、甚至作勢要打泳池邊的小孩!
這時有名勇敢的15歲女孩,要他別欺負那些孩子。
這個頭腦簡單的大隻佬,就把怒氣轉向她,目擊者表示,他似乎真的會攻擊她。
一名15歲男孩眼見他勇敢的女友身陷危險,變身「功夫小子」,衝上前英雄救美,
一拳打中這個酒醉色狼的蠢臉…
其實他打了兩拳…
有報導指他K.O.了這個無腦禽獸。
幹得好,小子!
你的功夫真是了得。
這個泳池淫魔,被逮捕他的員警詢問事發經過時,只輕描淡寫地說「沒怎樣啊」。
儘管Misiak認為自己沒怎樣,他還是依重度公然猥褻罪和輕度攻擊罪遭到起訴。
英文原文:
Drunk pool sex is awesome …
so wet, so slippery, so erotic …
so many young children watching you.
WAIT …
what?
That’s what the reportedly inebriated Austin Misiak -
and an unnamed woman -
allegedly got up to on Saturday evening at a community pool in Fort Walton
Beach ...
Wisconsin.
Nah ...
it was Florida ...
*Sigh* Of course it was Florida.
Anyhow, some upstanding citizen decided to intervene,
telling the water-humpers to knock it off cuz, like, there were kids there.
Flying into a rage at the suggestion that public slip-and-slide in front of
kids is frowned on,
28-year-old Misiak reportedly began chasing some kids at the pool
while trying to hit them!
Then, a brave 15-year-old girl ran over and told the jerk to leave the kids
alone.
The meaty numbskull then turned his wrath on the teenager …
with witnesses saying he looked like he was about to attack her.
Seeing his brave girlfriend was in trouble,
a 15-year-old boy went full ‘Karate Kid’ …
running to his maiden’s aid and punching the boozed up sexmonger right
in his stupid face …
... twice, in fact …
with one report saying the teen boy ‘decked’ the aqua-fornicator.
Nice job, kid! Your Kung Fu is strong, young one.
Asked for his side of the story by arresting officers,
this adult-swim-lover had a great explanation:
‘Nothing happened,’ he claimed.
But despite his rock-solid alibi,
Misiak was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault.
原文影片請看此
http://bit.ly/24keI55
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