[笑話] 轉錄幾則英文笑話 (水的化學式H2O)

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作者 GoIce (去冰)
時間 2017-01-10 04:17:08
留言 90則留言 (79推 3噓 8→)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ? Donald: H I J K L M N O Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile' ? Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that's wrong! Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' Millie: I is... Teacher: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' Millie: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using the tables. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Winnie: Me! ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brothers... Did you copy his? Clyde : No sir, It's the same dog. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A Teacher. (轉自https://goo.gl/TqDCyP) --
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wowturtle: 哈哈 01/10 04:48

F7shakeMINI: 哈哈 01/10 06:12

HornyDrapon: 靠邀 google查了krokodil 有點恐怖 01/10 06:55

Barcode5566: 蠻有趣的 01/10 07:12

GoIce: 沒想到真的有這個單字www 01/10 07:12

Barcode5566: 好色龍沒事去估狗那個幹嘛 幹真的超噁的 01/10 07:15

HornyDrapon: 我不是好色龍 我是好色嘟啦碰 01/10 07:19

vct886: XD 01/10 07:55

sphkt1225: 童言童語好可愛 01/10 08:19

ss94148: 快推 不然別人以為我看不懂 01/10 08:34

a8500249: 小愛就小愛ww 01/10 08:56

vincent8914: 不錯笑 01/10 08:57

a8500249: 祈禱的那個蠻好笑的ww 01/10 08:58

watermeter: 最後好笑 01/10 09:18

JonasJerebko: 滿好看的 01/10 09:41

solu731: 淦 krokodil好可怕淦 01/10 09:53

Birdy: 很多笑話其實很有智慧XDDD 01/10 10:03

Haemoglobin: XDDDD 01/10 10:14

azxcvbnm106: 小孩才是最聰明的啊…不過老師也太心酸~ 01/10 10:19

NTUGinger: 其實都是能讓人會心一笑的笑話 01/10 10:42

ppuppy: XDDDDDD 01/10 10:44

siegfred: 不錯 01/10 10:54

kakeruto186: 發現北美那個笑死我了XD 01/10 11:02

awfulday: 我是第九個英文字母 01/10 11:04

Bboykeyes: 櫻桃樹XDDD 01/10 11:11

Peruheru: 身為父親的年紀感覺很有哲理 01/10 11:16

shizukuasn: Simon太靠杯了哈哈XDDD 01/10 11:25

lhtltyh: 簡單易懂 又不錯笑 推推 01/10 11:28

jimmy0909: 有笑有推 01/10 11:30

lajji: 第三個跟Simon的好笑XDD 01/10 11:45

ivyfisher: XDDDD 01/10 11:54

tom282f3: 只有我看到Donald以為是川普笑話的嗎XDD 01/10 11:57

dameontree: 千萬別google krokodil, 認真 01/10 12:06

dameontree: QQ 01/10 12:06

LaDiCa: Glen真的嘴巴很壞欸XDDDDD 01/10 12:09

how200284: 紅明顯,別google krokodil...很噁... 01/10 12:11

Lemmings: 有些笑話很有深度 笑點也高 01/10 12:12

singsong0932: 你考古系? 01/10 12:19

lina7inverse: 不只是個推 01/10 12:42

darkskyaa: i am 好好笑 01/10 12:56

duoCindy: 爸爸6歲那個很有哲理啊XDDD 01/10 13:01

tom282f3: 幫補 krokodil是一種毒品的俗名 自製的毒品不會移除過程 01/10 14:00

tom282f3: 中的有毒副產物 因此最後會導致肉體腐爛 01/10 14:00

tom282f3: 英文維基 https://goo.gl/jiEMLx 01/10 14:00

tom282f3: 但是毒品本身不會造成那樣的傷害 01/10 14:01

Beetch: Krokodil超可怕 01/10 14:27

ericdragonw: 祈禱那個是什麼意思? 01/10 15:33

SituYan: 就是媽媽很會煮飯,所以吃飯前不需要祈禱 01/10 15:49

greencapave: 翻譯組的 趕快上啊! 01/10 16:00

AAZ5077: https://www.arealme.com/iq-2016/zh/慎入 01/10 16:01

G8man: 龍大。。。。。給了不該給的關鍵字。。。。 01/10 16:03

ineedpeepee: 乾krokodil超噁 01/10 16:58

abwaa: 笑慘 哈哈哈哈哈 01/10 17:21

Lumbereddy: 老爸幾歲那個 智商壓制啊 01/10 17:42

k2902914: 還好有得還看的懂 01/10 17:43

jesuschristo: 蠻好笑的XD 01/10 17:46

northerngaia: 文章裡面明明是krokodial為什麼大家都在討論korodil 01/10 17:50

LiNi: krokodil就是德文的鱷魚 大家可以查查看(?) 01/10 18:33

LiNi: 對餒 文章是krokodial 01/10 18:34

yamiew: 所以最後一題的正解可以是什麼? 01/10 18:35

teeshan: XDDDDDD 01/10 18:57

horrydragon: 看不懂不用桌子的梗 求解釋 01/10 18:57

horrydragon: gan懂了 01/10 18:58

HandsomeN: 好色督拉碰XD 01/10 19:07

mymike12: 最後一題答案是? 01/10 19:42

quinietos: 別在桌子上亂畫 01/10 19:57

kda910481: table是九九乘法表 01/10 20:31

tom282f3: table可以指桌子 也可以指表格(九九乘法表) 01/10 20:34

easy02052001: 推 01/10 20:35

j68345517: 倒數第二老梗 01/10 20:46

neo5124075: 先推 怕別人笑我看不懂 01/10 20:52

nuclearforce: 都蠻好笑的啊 01/10 21:05

orange6764: 很多都不錯 01/10 21:26

jason133468: 推 01/10 21:38

alan160671: Krokodil是俄文 01/10 22:20

afatpig: 是因為英文的關係嗎?多數都是第一次看到XDD 01/10 22:21

opopkl852: I is那個,大人常常都是這樣抹殺了小朋友的創意 01/10 22:21

savageg: 整班小朋友都超嘴砲,老師會瘋掉 01/10 22:32

Linhsintzu: 幹 krokodil真的超可怕 01/10 22:59

ImMACACO: 這應該是記錄不是笑話吧 XD 01/10 23:30

tauym209: 只有第三個笑了QQ 01/11 01:48

Dan0626: 老師好可憐 01/11 03:46

featherable: 滿有趣的 01/11 10:30

inabakaoru: 從頭笑到尾 01/11 13:50

user1120: 推 01/11 15:25

a1qazbgt5: 搜尋gangrene看更多 01/11 20:59

MichelleHM: 推XD 01/12 03:41

benson861119: 推 01/12 17:21

a46bc6wp8: 是不是只要英文的不好笑也可以被推R 01/15 15:21

billychi: 應該只有你覺得不好笑,也對,唯一好笑的是你的人生 01/15 17:12

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