[笑話] 唱歌

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作者 pgchector (pgc_hector)
時間 2016-04-18 17:04:27
留言 400則留言 (358推 4噓 38→)

小美和小明在咖啡聽一起看書 小美聽著悠悠的音樂便開始跟著哼唱 小明語帶驚訝的說 [欸~有人說過妳唱歌很好聽嗎?] [沒有啦]小美嬌羞的答道,小明於是接著說 [沒有就不要唱] -- Sent from my Android -- 感謝糾正
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ditchkai: 兇屁兇04/18 17:08

nswallen: 唱個04/18 17:09

mrrice01: 唱個 04/18 17:12

Rusifer: 症海 04/18 17:21

FuSen000: XDDDDD 04/18 17:31

chihanlol: Lol 04/18 17:38

SongLa5566: 會爆。爆了下面每十樓500p(稅後)給我 04/18 17:44

jelly63: 小美唱歌很好聽 你兇屁啊!! 小美我們走 不要理他 04/18 17:46

ttcml: 七樓賣騙 04/18 17:48

epcl4uc96g4u: 兇屁 人家女生耶 04/18 18:00

jarhys: 兇屁XDDDD 04/18 18:03

yuanyuan0123: 人+4女森耶 04/18 18:11

cronohyde: XD 04/18 18:13

kokohu: XDDDDD 04/18 18:14

shadowz: 有點猛 04/18 18:15

strike5566: 蕭派 04/18 18:16

tikowm: 難聽關你屁事 04/18 18:17

bernon: XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 18:17

arowbeast: 好久沒看到這麼好笑的了XD 04/18 18:18

tyntseng: 歹三小XDDDDD 04/18 18:18

t14176323: 人家是女森啦 04/18 18:20

Sha1377: 拍三小 04/18 18:20

ywpeople: 兇女生不可取 04/18 18:21

bt022: 輪家女森耶 04/18 18:24

azrael1011: XDDD 04/18 18:24

asdfgpooh: XD 04/18 18:25

superbabyer: XDDDD 04/18 18:28

pinsaun: 兇屁啊XDDDDDDD 04/18 18:29

asdf6987456: 推 04/18 18:30

qazqazqaz13: XDDDD 04/18 18:31

ypyp1022: 笑死 04/18 18:35

cwall1943: 母 04/18 18:37

flowerblue: 後勁好強XD 04/18 18:38

YellowBox: 超兇XD 04/18 18:39

stevewu929: 兇屁XDD 04/18 18:39

treert314: 兇屁XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 18:41

frozehead56: 幹這不錯 04/18 18:42

abc123por: 好兇 04/18 18:42

kk620534: 笑了XDD 04/18 18:43

Davie0817: 兇屁兇XDDDD 04/18 18:45

spurs928: 超好笑 04/18 18:45

aa150707: 凶屁哦XDDD 04/18 18:46

yc9321: XDDDDDDDD 04/18 18:46

hankzhou: XD 04/18 18:46

pchome282000: XD 04/18 18:47

neo5124075: 小美:好man喔>///< 04/18 18:47

davidbear203: 幹兇屁XDDDDD 04/18 18:47

cp3forlife: 幹XDDDDDDDD劇情急轉直下啊哈哈 04/18 18:48

STRO: XD 04/18 18:49

DanielHAO: XD 04/18 18:49

danny771116: 兇屁啊 人家是女生耶 04/18 18:50

jason0323: 卡位 04/18 18:51

rininan: XDDDD 04/18 18:51

navy6357: 超兇xdddd 04/18 18:52

z22970164: 會爆 04/18 18:52

Quantor: 好兇XD 04/18 18:53

danorken: 兇屁兇 不過滿好笑的 04/18 18:54

olen1101: 推 04/18 18:54

k2902914: 有夠其邁 04/18 18:54

mimi0254didi: 好笑 兄闢 04/18 18:56

BowlSteam: 爆 04/18 18:57

xj320412: 兇屁XD 04/18 18:57

noitcidda: 人+4女生捏!! 04/18 19:01

hero97212: 卡 04/18 19:01

Giroro813: 不錯,現實生活可以用 04/18 19:03

fuhu66: 有笑有推 04/18 19:03

bella0121316: XDDD 04/18 19:08

vic19880902: 哈哈哈哈 04/18 19:08

sbreezer: 小美:哼 晚上不給你幹惹 04/18 19:09

MrElio: 靠 04/18 19:10

ms05591410: 白目www 04/18 19:11

sun1993: 好壞XDD 04/18 19:11

contenta: 淸流推wwwwwwwww,咖啡聽一>廳 04/18 19:17

a0922456joy: 我口香糖都噴出來啦 04/18 19:19

puppyulove: 笑死 04/18 19:22

MiiShin: 幹XDDDDDDDDD嗆屁 04/18 19:22

CrazyDie: 笑死.... 04/18 19:25

aall2468: XDDDDDD 04/18 19:26

s88220726: 胸闢喔 04/18 19:26

holycat: 笑到岔氣 04/18 19:28

Asucks: 讚! XDDDDDDD 04/18 19:28

XDDXDDXDXD: XDDDDD 04/18 19:32

j21118: XDDDDDDD 04/18 19:32

pttouch: 倫+4女森耶 04/18 19:35

Akerker: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:35

SeijyaKijin: XD 04/18 19:36

APPLEin5566: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:38

iga38149: 幹 嗆屁呀XD 04/18 19:39

octopus4406: 兇屁喔幹XDDD 04/18 19:39

caeiu: 派三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:40

crystal5828: 等等小美晚上哭哭怎麼辦阿小明XDDDD 04/18 19:41

KEXE: 兇屁 04/18 19:42

fujicat: 哈哈哈哈 04/18 19:44

HornyDragon: 笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:45

cutiecumber8: XDDD 04/18 19:45

takadayside: 87推 不能再多了 04/18 19:48

BBallPlaya11: XD 04/18 19:48

hughjetman: 機掰欸XDDDDD 04/18 19:49

maidenA: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:51

maidenA: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:51

sasni00123: 沒有就不要唱xDDDD瞬間爆笑 04/18 19:51

ferrari293: 兇什麼啦XD 04/18 19:53

catsimon: 幹 笑死XDD 04/18 19:53

lunawolke: 推實用 04/18 19:53

chuegou: 兇屁wwww 04/18 19:56

b150427: 七樓記得捐出來 04/18 19:57

Nesoi: 兇屁XDDDD 04/18 19:58

liaon98: 咖啡「廳」 04/18 19:59

orangetv: 笑死 04/18 20:00

orange6764: 超兇XDD 04/18 20:00

markie1234: 推7樓 04/18 20:01

christiano: 爆! 04/18 20:03

pastnow: 幹 笑了 04/18 20:03

loser9527: XD 04/18 20:03

yyytcp: 笑了XD 04/18 20:05

x007: 霸氣外漏 04/18 20:10

zy116pj: 七樓分紅 04/18 20:10

kotori912: 超好笑 04/18 20:11

carey1119: 人+4女生 04/18 20:12

HungPika: 才不要給七樓咧~~~ 04/18 20:14

elp108: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/18 20:18

opps8246: 太好笑了XDD 給推 04/18 20:19

BetaGal: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:19

iPolo3: Joke已死 04/18 20:20

teyung: XDDD 04/18 20:26

s32132f: XDD 04/18 20:26

kkk593819: 兇屁XD 04/18 20:27

slowdancin: 好兇XDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:30

samantha0642: 哈哈哈 04/18 20:31

Bxfree: 哈哈哈哈 04/18 20:32

QQpigpig: 好兇 04/18 20:34

kent0398: 一定不正 04/18 20:36

Brian710: 美丁美當 04/18 20:38

blazerwind: 乾 超機掰XD 04/18 20:39

woof1212: 笑死 04/18 20:40

machia: XD 04/18 20:40

jujustine83: 超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:41

happytogethe: 哈哈哈哈哈兇哦 04/18 20:45

lynx: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:51

rfzj6: 很兇餒XDDDDDD 04/18 20:51

l92Kbps: XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:52

breadf: 小明凶宅 04/18 20:53

Hunghsi01: XD 04/18 20:57

dxzil: 兇屁XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:01

RoaringWolf: 好兇 wwwwwwwwwwwww 04/18 21:03

xxmumu: 魔力系列考喔ww 04/18 21:04

spcjp: XDDD 04/18 21:04

ffvirgo: 笑死 04/18 21:04

Comebuy: QQ 04/18 21:06

scott6065: 美賣 04/18 21:08

shizukuasn: 好兇XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:10

winner27: 兇三小 XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:10

bg306900: XD 04/18 21:11

Hybridchaos: 兇屁 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:20

nagisaK: 實用推 04/18 21:21

cypher4444: 笑死XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:23

kdkdjsh: 幹XDD 04/18 21:24

cocoyan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:26

TokyoKind: 幹XD 04/18 21:27

F2307925: 爽啦,唱歌跟殺豬一樣就閉嘴 04/18 21:31

windowdoor: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:32

ant2248673: XDDDD 04/18 21:33

abc55006600: 哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/18 21:34

Neko3121: 兇屁啊XDDDDDDD 04/18 21:34

Fengyo1963: 兇欸XDD 04/18 21:35

regen1999: 幹笑了 04/18 21:37

quwz983: XDD 04/18 21:40

linw310178: 哈哈哈靠北的討厭 04/18 21:43

James208: 小美小美夜裡哭哭~ 04/18 21:43

asiraaa: XDDDDDD 04/18 21:44

qImo: 笑了 04/18 21:44

istoo1028: 這個不錯 04/18 21:45

chhfl9440: 兇喔 04/18 21:46

nolove: 如果說有呢? 04/18 21:53

wisey: 噗哧了 04/18 21:53

primo781206: XD 04/18 21:56

tina800920: XDDD 04/18 21:57

yingyeah501: 卡 04/18 21:57

sherryimayda: 好嗆XDDDDDD 04/18 21:58

asas1asas200: XDDDDDDD 04/18 22:00

kaleo: XDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:02

diesai: 凶屁凶XD 04/18 22:04

megusta525: 好恰 04/18 22:05

rqrqo: 笑死 04/18 22:06

orange90: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/18 22:10

sam010829: 超派XDDDDD 04/18 22:22

Reasonero: 哈哈哈哈哈 04/18 22:22

ridepig: 有笑有推XDD 04/18 22:23

ohmyjeff: 靠北笑了 04/18 22:23

ericf129: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:29

OGC218: 說完之後 小明就失去他的雙腿 04/18 22:31

withfrog: XDDDD 04/18 22:31

positMIT: ww 04/18 22:34

BabooZz: 歹三小啦XD 04/18 22:44

CliffHsieh: XDDDD 04/18 22:47

Ekkos: 逼逼啥 你逼逼啥 用你逼逼嗎 04/18 22:47

pttchips: 哈 04/18 22:50

belleaya: XD 04/18 22:50

benson861119: 歹三小啊XDDDD 04/18 22:52

ja81939: 然後小明就死掉了 04/18 22:52

Schilling: 有笑有推 04/18 22:55

miohsieh: 哈哈 不唱就不唱嘛 04/18 22:56

wupeter09: 母豬母豬 夜裡哭哭 04/18 22:56

john753g: 兇屁阿 04/18 23:02

jj920408: 喜歡這種基掰感XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 23:06

Yan5566: 你在大聲什麼啦 04/18 23:08

toby629a: 凶屁哦 人家4女森耶 04/18 23:11

smile71111: 小明還在這世界? 04/18 23:12

remember318: 哈哈哈哈~ 04/18 23:13

encoreg10917: 好兇XD 04/18 23:17

word00475: 拍沙小wwwwwwwww 04/18 23:20

jacky4496: 突然好兇r 04/18 23:24

celephone: 然後他就死了 04/18 23:27

LoMing1021: 所以 小明跟小美注定是不可能了 04/18 23:34

cranial: 兇屁啊XD 04/18 23:36

aaron1213: 兇屁 幫qq 04/18 23:40

keikokth: 好兇XDDDD 04/18 23:45

a30607212053: 小美:幹 04/18 23:45

Lueyueue: 小美拍拍 04/18 23:50

i29686112: 笑了 04/18 23:53

freddy60907: xD 04/18 23:55

mananama: XDD 04/18 23:56

howshaw: XDD 04/18 23:57

q77777892: 這自己想的嗎? 很喜歡這種簡潔有力又充滿後勁的笑話XD 04/18 23:58

N1KE: 靠北 兇屁XDDD 04/18 23:58

kerkerhaha: 金靠北 小美小美 夜裡哭哭 04/18 23:59

YARURU: XDDDDDDD 04/19 00:02

cs91358: XDDD 04/19 00:23

gary803030: XDDDDDD 04/19 00:30

domochu: 劇情來的太快就像龍捲風 04/19 00:34

AEae2014: 清流XDDDDD 04/19 00:36

luke7212: 咖啡廳 04/19 00:39

xgodtw: 清流推! 04/19 00:45

pppyaf110078: 兇兇QHQQQ 04/19 00:51

a1995840420: XDDDDDD 04/19 00:58

walkcloud: 凶宅啊XD 04/19 01:04

HYDE1986: XDDDD 04/19 01:05

kevinkobe24: XDDD 04/19 01:05

punk79210: XDDDDD 04/19 01:12

TSUNA2256: 兇屁喔XDDD 04/19 01:18

BaRroNH: ..... 04/19 01:28

b6543212: 離不開暴風圈來不及逃 04/19 01:32

iiiiyouyou: …… 04/19 01:38

skying98: 有笑有推xddd 04/19 01:44

karta0681608: 兇三小XD 04/19 01:50

gs056119: 兇三小 04/19 01:53

BuzzerBeater: 兇屁哈哈哈 04/19 02:05

yushes920179: 你成功了=.= 04/19 02:09

cuidi: XDDD 04/19 02:10

y52353: 後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 02:13

romeomonkey: 好嗆喔哈哈哈 04/19 02:15

iewix: 好兇 哈哈哈 04/19 02:21

kioya1247: 感覺很實用 04/19 02:21

smalleyes020: 兇什麼啦!!! 04/19 02:22

jeremy38: 推 04/19 02:43

papple23g: 實用推 04/19 02:47

roy0651: 幹超好笑 04/19 02:47

yen111: 金派 04/19 02:50

amy29585028: 簡短有力!! 04/19 03:03

a8813q: 有凶有推XD 04/19 03:22

scLu: 不錯 04/19 03:22

chen0612: 有笑有推XDDDD 04/19 03:30

Alu76521: 幹,揪派 04/19 03:33

GGininder17: 「有人說過你唱歌很好聽嗎?」 04/19 03:53

GGininder17: 「私」 04/19 03:53

cc316854: 近期佳作 04/19 04:07

DoMyHectoPts: 紅明顯 只有我覺得還好嗎 04/19 04:15

hyzer: XD 04/19 04:25

william5h: 是在拍蝦餃XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 04:48

motsu: 是在兇什麼兇XDDDD 04/19 04:53

SmilingMan: 基掰小明 04/19 05:19

mattw166: 人家女森欸 04/19 05:41

linbanana: … 04/19 05:58

lought1234: 兇屁啊! 04/19 07:07

bmaple730: 兇屁喔wwwwwwwww 04/19 07:18

masonching: 凶屁哦XD 04/19 07:44

nekoron1209: 凶三小XDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 07:48

peterhou8: 紅明顯 這篇被靠北淡江抄了 幹還沒附出處又改的不像 04/19 08:21

peterhou8: 原文有後勁 04/19 08:21

hesitate: 分身? 04/19 08:25

Doughnut0425: 後勁好強XDD 04/19 08:27

t14176323: 哈哈 04/19 08:34

gygg543: 兇 04/19 08:52

aeonian: 這很好笑阿 04/19 09:03

linlinzoe: 可是我朋友明知道自己唱歌很難聽,她還是一直握著麥克 04/19 09:04

SianGe: 有聲音 04/19 09:07

stevenhbw: 妳胸我兇 04/19 09:24

dzshdavid: 人家是女森欸~ 04/19 09:27

s9415154: XDDDDD超兇 04/19 09:30

Vram: 應該回『沒有就閉嘴』比較兇 04/19 09:33

deargod0857: 兇屁XDDDDD 04/19 09:34

rongwu0830: 靠XDDDD 04/19 09:38

q789512547: 兇88 04/19 09:46

cc02040326: 幹XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 10:05

bird0603136: 靠腰喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 10:13

holihioo: 小美哭哭 04/19 10:19

gerda: XD 04/19 10:21

terry1957965: 完全沒人理7樓 04/19 10:29

wts1682a: 討厭 兇什麼啦 人家女生耶 04/19 10:39

imhong: 兇屁兇哈哈 04/19 10:56

dniwa: 幹 笑死 04/19 10:59

dodoju: 清流!XD 04/19 10:59

revolute: XDDDDD 04/19 11:02

faye8626: 笑死了 04/19 11:02

rafale7gtr: U質 04/19 11:10

erg29242477: 笑了 04/19 11:19

reenwit: 笑了 04/19 11:45

rockjojo: 哈哈 04/19 11:46

ohmygodha: 這個靠北XDDDD 04/19 11:58

peter2366: XDD 04/19 12:10

amy0921046: 好兇XDD 04/19 12:15

staychris008: LOL 04/19 12:22

abidemow: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 12:27

abwaa: 靠小明很兇欸XDDDDD 04/19 12:53

MAZUBB: 好好笑XDDDD 04/19 13:08

a2156700: +4女生 04/19 13:13

amare1015: 兇三小拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 13:19

PhySeraph: 你在兇什麼啦 04/19 13:21

yureehsu: 就這樣爆了,如7樓所願。 04/19 13:25

thasi: XDDD 04/19 13:27

LITTLEFAT2: 444444444444444 04/19 13:45

set21: 有人說過你長得很像金城武嗎? 沒有就不要出來嚇人 04/19 14:05

Farger: 幹 小明拍沙小啦 04/19 14:07

leo880509: XD 04/19 14:11

dadarudo: 超好笑 04/19 14:12

a51433tw: 笑死超兇 04/19 14:26

taiwan1frog: 太靠北了吧 04/19 14:26

yo1234: XDDD 04/19 14:35

shiftctrlalt: 兇屁!!! 04/19 15:30

moriyaorange: 人家是女生耶,徵勇者轉灑花板 04/19 15:37

Lucienne1001: 後勁很強XDDDD 04/19 15:50

jsyunlin: 兇屁阿XDDDDD 04/19 16:02

tung055: 玻璃碎滿地 04/19 16:04

cary3410: 乾ヽ(‵Д′)ノ 04/19 16:15

allensheng: 超靠XD 04/19 16:54

qweasdzxc664: 凶殺小 04/19 17:10

fssh710020: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:11

jimmy18088: 哈哈哈哈 04/19 17:27

evevt: 這個好XDDD 04/19 17:33

rayryu: 我笑了 04/19 18:31

li143: 甘,金派 04/19 18:37

techniclaire: 學起來惹 04/19 18:42

ohguanguan: 好好笑哈哈哈哈哈 04/19 18:44

shizusumi: 找到堵朋友嘴的方法了(欸不是 04/19 18:51

raynor1219: 被女生反嗆機率很高 不給推 04/19 19:04

j56skip4wozz: 幹 有方法可以嗆白痴了 04/19 19:05

celestine412: 靠北喔XDDD 04/19 19:13

claire174: 兇xDD 04/19 20:01

turquoisee: 改天試XD 04/19 20:20

revony: xDDDDDD 04/19 20:51

ccq1: 兇屁XD 04/19 21:04

kevin851002: 太兇XDDD 04/19 21:12

anna89: 倫+4女森欸 04/19 21:43

ohyeahyaya: 兇屁啊XD 04/19 22:07

XseraphimX: 哈哈哈哈哈 04/19 22:20

Andy149: XDDDDD 04/19 23:27

leo100213: 沒有就閉嘴 04/19 23:42

QooHo: XDDDD 04/19 23:56

Zawar379: 夜裡哭哭 04/20 00:13

Yulin0826: 笑死哈哈哈哈 04/20 00:28

willow: 笑了哈哈 04/20 00:37

sasha0915: 超兇xDD 04/20 00:59

shooooooboom: 是在騎麥什麼啦 04/20 02:23

Abond4ni: 推 04/20 03:57

bcr1308: XDDDDDDDDD 04/20 09:23

max31308: 哈哈哈哈 04/20 09:54

jimmychen260: 咖啡廳 04/20 10:23

blueooy520: 在電車上差點噴笑 04/20 10:33

JohnKuo: 難得好文 值得推薦 04/20 10:54

a1831832006: 笑了 哈哈哈 04/20 10:59

aegisWIsL: 哈哈哈 04/20 12:26

a7700800: 跟我想的結果一樣但還是笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/20 13:58

Jade3P: 最氣欸 XD 04/20 15:09

hiyida: 靠北 有後勁 04/20 16:53

jodawa: 呵呵呵XDD 04/20 19:19

gabiihair: XDDDDD 04/20 19:28

ejamie: 尼凶屁啊 XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 00:08

retsuya001: 幹兇屁喔 04/21 03:27

skps930106: 幹被騙害我感動了一下 04/21 08:29

yop365: 超凶XDDDDDDD 04/21 13:34

karta019002: 有笑有推 04/21 17:55

chapeipei: 架派捏吼XDDD 而且那句如果是很淡定的說效果更…哈哈 04/21 22:16

Chiachi: 推有益 04/22 09:25

AsMilvus: 好兇XD 但好好笑XD 04/22 13:27

m1382799220: 五告派 04/23 04:25

carpout: 靠北XDDD 04/23 23:18

tigerblue663: 這個好笑 哈哈 04/23 23:20

jyrpg: 快笑死XDDDDDD 04/24 00:15

spiderway: 幹笑瘋 04/24 15:48

Jin63916: 為什麼很老梗但還是很好笑XDDDDDDD而且有畫面 04/24 19:08

almondchoco: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:50

zebraseven: 04/25 03:28

waterface: XD 04/25 07:50

kkk321: XD 04/25 16:23

linhn0617: 推 04/25 17:54

hello1349: 哈哈哈哈哈 04/26 12:00

q0500: XD 04/26 23:35

ak2001123321: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 01:02

tlcam4507: 哈哈哈 05/19 13:01

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