[閒聊] 雞排店老闆你好樣的.....

看板 StupidClown
作者 dryad18 (人好個是我)
時間 2006-11-03 20:07:15
留言 105則留言 (88推 1噓 16→)

今天放學回家的時候, 經過一家攤子, 看到排隊頗長. 靠近一看原來是一家賣雞排的. 想說自從政大公車站雞排收攤之後就沒吃過了. 想要回味一下, 就跟著排起隊來. 排在我前面的是一位20歲左右的女生 女生要了一份雞排 老闆弄好之後 我想他應該是要問 "要不要加辣?" 結果不知道是因為太累還是怎樣 他說出口的居然是...... "要不要吃雞巴?" 要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴 要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴 要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴要不要吃雞巴 結果那位小姐可能是一時沒反應過來 居然回答 "要!" 然後後面排隊的人包括我通通都蹲在了地上.... -- ◆ From: 61.228.244.32 11/05 22:47
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CSIL:.....................................(然後呢,加辣了嗎) 11/03 20:08

demon616:.................................(然後呢,有吃了嗎) 11/03 20:10

DarkOfWings:五樓餵!五樓餵! 11/03 20:10

MyOwnFuneral:難怪排了很多人....(因為有雞X.......) 11/03 20:10

ivsdong:靠北阿~~~~這是我看笨板以來反應最大的一次 YOU WIN 11/03 20:11

FengQQ:我好想去跟那阿伯買!!(雞X....) 11/03 20:12

star01:於是原PO就把褲子褪了下來 11/03 20:12

Yvern:還用褪... 鄉民也是有洨問的 11/03 20:15

madeB: 然後掏出來拿給阿伯 11/03 20:15

sakon:囧 老闆不小心誠實說出他內心的慾望 11/03 20:15

a00080245:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:19

s9341097:是正妹嗎? 11/03 20:19

adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:19

nolieda:幹麻蹲在地上...都搭起帳篷了嗎? XDDDDDDD 11/03 20:20

u9313057:那....吃雞巴的圖呢?? 11/03 20:23

thinkdog:..................................................... 11/03 20:24

AAU:...................................... 11/03 20:26

ipessimistic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑死了 11/03 20:29

PacificBlue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:31

casualcat:喔~原來蹲在地上是因為搭帳棚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:34

frank80141:蹲下來也是準備吃...g8嘛..? 11/03 20:35

teapot43:笨版西斯化了XD 11/03 20:38

realcat:阿北真屌~~ 11/03 20:39

oohhh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:40

psyjung:笑點很大 11/03 20:46

sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:50

HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:53

JimSheauMong:誰要吃誰要吃(掏 11/03 20:57

kingzzz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 20:59

jiangpeiyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:03

BDN:......................................老闆:小姐,你很辣喔 11/03 21:06

neohsu:要不要吃雞巴!?還是雞脖子!?雞屁股!?雞睪丸!?雞胸肉!?雞頭? 11/03 21:09

wbs016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:12

alan2000:M起來 M起來 M起來 M起來 M起來 M起來 M起來 M起ꠠ 11/03 21:15

mosquito3467:吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴꘠ 11/03 21:20

GreenNicky:XD 11/03 21:21

hsunlikez:這應該po西斯吧? 11/03 21:27

poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:32

lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:36

x59107115:吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴吃雞巴 11/03 21:51

fluffy48:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:52

iomirror626:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 22:13

snatch:酷斃了!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 22:34

nitvx:老闆和正妹都說出了內心的渴望= = 11/03 22:48

Calaglin:來人 餵公子吃雞巴 11/03 22:55

complete:總是有人不知道在噓個什麼鬼 11/03 23:03

Murasan:雞巴毛咧! 11/03 23:05

smallod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 23:17

toxicguy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 11/03 23:17

spooky221:XD 11/03 23:23

orangebang:五樓餵!五樓餵! 五樓餵完我來餵! 11/03 23:56

angelcandy:XD 11/03 23:58

tupacshkur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 00:42

jzn:XD 11/04 00:52

mayday621:XDDDDDD 11/04 00:55

workdonny:我還有點餓 XDDDD 11/04 01:05

cowbart:http://0rz.tw/e6233 11/04 01:06

play1983:可惡...這篇害我笑不停XD 11/04 01:15

nsmmsn:來吧 盡情地享用吧 不加辣 11/04 01:23

HOFE:我笑了呀XD 11/04 01:24

bksam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 01:38

godblessu:XDDDDDDDD 11/04 01:40

ibfem:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 02:15

konlon01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD可以轉西斯嗎 11/04 02:17

serenebeauty:我論老闆問"要不要吃雞排"的可能性 11/04 03:13

DrBear:雞巴要不要加辣? 11/04 07:49

JackyPayton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 08:29

zack:XDDDD 11/04 12:28

enphlin:害我突然爆笑出來 嚇到隔壁室友 11/04 13:02

francviking:老闆 你在想色色的事情厚~~ 11/04 14:24

julpaul:笑得臉頰好酸.... 11/04 15:03

peichin:讓他吃 讓他吃 讓他吃~ 11/04 15:50

nicemonkeyfa:好好笑喔 11/04 17:16

ooxx05312:吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃 11/04 17:28

elle:她大概餓昏了 11/04 18:14

crazysniper:哈哈哈哈XD 11/04 18:16

puma94210:雞巴好吃嗎!?整個XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 19:11

dragonsoul:XD 11/04 20:20

roger0918:我笑到下巴掉了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 20:31

remido:超好笑的! 11/04 21:03

mushwu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 23:17

princessmake:XD 11/04 23:48

qoojerry:哈哈哈哈哈哈  太靠腰了  難怪生意好 11/05 01:21

ilsummerya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/05 02:30

fusu:超好笑的 ! 哈哈 ! 11/05 09:40

tokyokyokyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/05 14:04

RonnyTuriaf:孝道肚子痛 11/05 19:08

hungie:幹 他媽的笑死我了 11/05 22:29

wudi:太好笑了.. 哈哈 11/06 00:25

choswer:XD~~太好笑了^ ^b 笑到不行 11/06 00:31

motokare:按陰襖ㄖ 我笑到不行了 好想神影片..........XD 11/06 01:15

katrinhome:我笑到翻了~到底好不好吃啊XD 11/06 01:38

JackKKK:那吃雞巴圖勒(伸) 11/06 01:46

yaca:小姐:我還要加辣 11/06 11:45

edwin8293:其實這女生跟老闆早有一腿 11/06 17:15

edwin8293:不過老闆是婚外情..所以這是暗號 11/06 17:16

ForSinSoKing:靠腰我笑得肚子超痛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/06 18:52

perai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/06 20:21

blithy:這不是笑點 是爆點阿XD 11/07 00:39

okgothen:XDXDXD 11/11 01:47

siriusu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 00:28

miljs:這...好文!! 11/19 17:26

mizuki4869x:痾痾痾痾痾痾痾囧囧囧囧囧囧 04/28 10:58

KIMORA:推 05/07 22:05

yongshun:2009/11/12 笑死我了 11/12 00:42

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