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→ ppoi001: 不怕神一般的對手,只怕豬一樣的隊友(逃) 08/20 22:21
推 kiii210: Write the code, Change the world. 08/20 22:21
→ karcher: keep your way, and you get the world. 08/20 22:22
→ tw689: 這不就改一下就好了,很簡單的嘛 08/20 22:23
推 donby: I am debuguy~ 08/20 22:25
→ clerkhsiao: Let’s make things better. 08/20 22:26
推 akira01: 使命必達,完成任務. 08/20 22:30
推 y2468101216: We are the creators in the digital world. 08/20 22:34
推 Haruhiko: Wherever you coded, there you are. 08/20 22:34
推 kenimai: Write once debug anywhere 08/20 22:38
推 bxxl: 可以用"Strange, it works on my computer!"之類的XDDD 08/20 22:39
推 bobju: No money no code 08/20 22:39
→ PoorLoser: No money here. 08/20 22:44
推 boss3333: 單身中! 08/20 22:46
推 rushaun: 摸熟C 摸不到C Cup 08/20 22:51
推 thanksyou: 及早離去 08/20 22:55
推 A4P8T6X9: Do better things, and make things better. 08/20 22:56
→ Aeterna: 姊寫的不是程式,是喚不回的青春 08/20 22:57
推 ninepoints: 前幾天看到同事寫的「人生苦短,為愛編程」 08/20 23:02
→ ninepoints: 人家都自稱小妹了還有人推C Cup,真的把這裡當mentalk 08/20 23:03
→ bleed1979: what you see is what you get 08/20 23:03
推 GoalBased: 小妹不能想要摸C CUP嗎 08/20 23:05
→ beemos: shit happens 08/20 23:06
→ GoalBased: "我的老闆是大帥哥" 08/20 23:06
推 vi000246: 視窗、痣瘡、大肚腩 08/20 23:19
→ vi000246: 沒押韻到= = 08/20 23:19
推 gigayaya: System.outprint("hello world"); 08/20 23:23
推 ZSZ1210: error 0x800ccc0f 08/20 23:30
推 yyc1217: 這不是系統的問題,是你不會用 08/20 23:31
推 O187: 要改的bug太多,只好改天(改編自:謝天) 08/20 23:36
推 abola921: "java.lang.NullPointerException" 08/20 23:37
→ DrTech: 程式不築,敗事有餘 08/20 23:37
推 sing10407: 眾裡尋他千百度 驀然回首 那人正在寫程式 08/20 23:38
→ sing10407: 兩個bug鳴翠柳,一行程式上青天 08/20 23:40
推 hearther: 聰明有其極限,愚蠢則無 08/20 23:50
推 focusardi: "阿不就好棒棒" 08/21 00:04
→ viper9709: So be it~ 08/21 00:06
推 weco: 要寫在名片的話當然是 "假日請勿call" 08/21 00:08
推 erttyy8821: 怎麼沒人推RTFSC ? 08/21 00:14
→ watz0n: Codes are simple, but Programs are subtle. 08/21 00:27
推 rcher: write the code, change the world (WWDC 2014的標語) 08/21 00:35
→ aresa: today no see tomorrow see 08/21 00:44
推 marsantony: Show me the money. 08/21 00:50
推 jlhc: I can do absolutely anything, I'm an expert! 08/21 00:54
推 Darkword1987: 無伴終老 孤獨一生 08/21 02:56
推 FantasyRyu: 學海無涯,回頭是岸 08/21 03:40
→ MOONY135: Code裡尋BUG千百度 驀然回首 問題卻在 全形空格處 08/21 06:45
→ firose: I code, therefore I am 08/21 08:06
推 littlethe: 寫誠徵女友 08/21 08:08
推 kusoayan: Talk is cheap, show me the code 08/21 08:11
→ alexlucifer: What You See Is What You Get 08/21 08:42
→ csfgsj: a bunch of idiots 08/21 09:26
推 wadechen: I need a girl to ride ride ride 08/21 09:54
推 esnothing: do the right thing & do the thing right. 08/21 10:46
推 v7q4: 這不是Bug! 這是Feature! 08/21 11:31
推 box123: 世界越快,程式,則慢 08/21 12:04
推 chd75131: I write code,motherfucker http://tinyurl.com/kpcfhls 08/21 12:19
→ f124: 使用者去死 08/21 12:39
推 felixgugu: 程式寫到好要飯要到老 08/21 12:42
推 annie1729: 超急件就是超級賤 08/21 12:49
推 b6byc: No pay,no gain. 08/21 12:54
推 v7q4: "If you're good at something, never do it for free." 08/21 12:57
→ allenxxx: 屎倒淋頭 08/21 13:59
→ allenxxx: go ahead ...去個頭! 08/21 14:28
→ SansWord: Create Anything out of Nothing 08/21 16:18
→ SansWord: This is Feature, not Bug. 08/21 16:18
→ SansWord: This is my Matrix. 08/21 16:19
→ meld: "Life would be much easier if I had the source code." 08/21 16:29
推 shanlin1117: 這篇會爆 08/21 18:05
→ gomi: when i use the while loop, it's infinite. 08/21 19:40
推 LoveBoat: I am your father 08/21 20:16
推 vi000246: no girl no code 08/21 20:20
推 ckenken: I am Programmer, I have no Life. 08/21 20:56
推 virve: Today's fashion is tomorrow's legacy. 08/21 21:30
推 eejimchan: I've forgot my interest 08/21 22:47
→ eejimchan: Do nothing as if you do a lot. 08/21 22:48
→ dream1124: I wrote python. 08/22 01:39
推 bobju: xxx, nice to meet you, My father is yyy 08/22 09:01
推 BNT: How do you turn this on 08/22 10:35
推 pkmu8426: I don't care~ 08/22 12:59
推 gmoz: Over my dead body 08/22 16:28
→ gmoz: ALL FOR CODE, CODE FOR ALL. 08/22 16:30
推 slowrock: 謀事在人○程式在天 08/22 17:20
推 daniel0076: just sudo it 08/22 23:50
推 tuzr: No pay , no gain 08/23 00:24
推 apley: Coming sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon! 08/23 00:41
推 n91324: 快笑死XDD 08/23 10:43
推 cashspace: ASAP, 就讓你RIP 08/23 16:07
推 Ekmund: A program a day, keeps the life away. 08/23 21:52
推 itsnologic: the code never bothered me anyway 08/24 09:56
推 nclovegc: 絕對是 Hello World! 怎麼都沒有人想到XDDDD 08/25 22:33
推 sunrise0330: over my dead body 08/26 20:02
推 coldollsheep: "改第四次殺你全家" 08/29 18:21
→ alastorlion: hello world 09/22 11:12