[閒聊] Mets迷對Marlins交易的看法

我是在體育廣播電台中聽到主持人提到這篇blog. 這個寫blog的人可以說用盡英文中 罵人最惡毒的辭彙來表達他對這次Marlins大拍賣的看法: The Miami Marlins Are the Worst Collective Entity Ever http://tinyurl.com/b4xmkwk Jeffrey Loria? I used to think Loria was a dead-eyed grave robber, a fit replacement for that scabrous garbageman Wayne Huizenga. But it's much worse. Loria is a shambling colony of amoral excrescence disguising itself with the skin of a human being. It no longer eats, as it gains all the sustenance to perpetuate itself from the ruined dreams of children. 我以前認為Loria是個兩眼無神的盜墓者,他當收破爛的Huizenga的繼任是再適當也不過. 可是我現在發現他居然比我想像中還差. Loria是個道德淪喪批著人皮的囊腫. 它不吃 一般食物,而是靠吸取兒童們的夢想為生 Bud Selig? He will inspire arguments for a generation about his tenure as a commissioner, with every pro being met with a con and vice versa, until you get to contraction and the shameful starving and execution of the Expos and how he rewarded Loria’s dirty work by giving him a new franchise to despoil. At which point it’s game, set, match to the Selig haters. If Selig had an iota of shame, he’d contract the Marlins on the spot; ban Loria, David Samson and the next five generations of their descendants from any major- league stadium; and forbid anyone from ever mentioning the Marlins again in any context. But ask anyone in Montreal if Selig has an iota of shame. Bud Selig的功過將會讓後世人爭辯不休. 但是只要一提到Selig是如何無恥的把Expos 給扼殺,並且拿一個新球隊賞給共犯Loria當獎品,對Selig持負面觀點的人將贏得這場辯論 如果Selig還有一絲毫羞辱心的話,他應該就地解散Marlins,並且禁止Loria跟David Samson以及他們的五代子孫踏進任何棒球場一步,而且永遠不準他們提到Marlins這個字. 可是,Montreal的球迷們都知道Selig是個如何無恥的人. The Marlins? They are the worst collective entity ever. They are flesh- eating mosquitoes surrounding an orphanage in some ruined part of the world, bred by cannibals laying land mines. Not only that, they are the worst collective entity the world will ever see. 現在的Marlins是史上最差的團隊. 他們令人厭惡的程度就像是一群吃人魔養出來專吸 孤兒血肉的蚊子. In fact, the Marlins are… …worse than the New York Yankees. Yes. It’s true. They are. 實際上,現在的Marlins比Yankees還差勁 (NYY躺著也中槍) The Yankees have values, and a code built from those values that they live by. To be sure, they’re twisted and evil values, ones that teach their fans that the appropriate soundtrack for the death of decency and fair play is laughter echoing throughout the icy halls of an empty palace. But, well, they’re values. The Yankees stand for something, however reprehensible that something is to good-hearted people. 至少Yankees有原則. 無論這原則是多邪惡,無論這原則是多麼不公不義,但至少他們有 原則. 至少Yankees是為了某種原則存在,就算是有知之士是多麼唾棄這種原則 The Marlins? They stand for nothing. They embody the void — nihilism given terrible shape as a franchise, devouring everything touched. The Marlins are the entropic cackle that greets the death of everything. 而Marlins的存在毫無意義. 他們的球團不過是個空殼,碰到任何東西都會被它吸入萬劫 不復的深淵. 戰意滿點 -- Baby I'm a renegade like you, Baby I'm searching too, I've been around the world, now I'm running back to you. ------ ATB feat. Heather Nova "Renegade" -- ◆ From: 24.23.206.150
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推 iwillloveyou:LOL 11/15 15:55

推 oopsmamamiya:竟然比洋基還差(驚) 11/15 15:59

推 songga0909:看戰文學英文 11/15 16:03

推 ocean11:洋基真是躺著也中槍 XD 11/15 16:03

推 Car1osCorrea:引戰文!! 11/15 16:04

推 wangmytsai:NYY這樣也中槍XDD 11/15 16:21

推 fetoyeh:這種戰文要翻真是有挑戰性 XDD 11/15 16:24

推 CCfss: 這篇要學起來 ψ(._. )> 11/15 16:25

→ fetoyeh:還有NYY真是躺著也中槍 XD 11/15 16:25

推 mayday6308:蘋果日報可以來copy當每日英文 11/15 16:26

推 wilson200106:Still a better team than Marlins O_O 11/15 16:31

推 synchron:這個真的挺誇張的... 11/15 16:33

推 yankeefat:看完原文 這作者的恨意比柯南理所有的兇手還要深XDDDD 11/15 16:34

→ porten812:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 16:34

推 ueu72312:NYY : 關我屁事... 11/15 16:39

推 ddtcd:這已經不是戰文了 這是咒恨文XD 11/15 16:39

推 ssnight:應該轉去黑特XD 11/15 16:46

推 p86506:好多看不懂的單字= = 11/15 16:48

推 Valter:表面上說NYY還比較好 但其實也趁機在罵人家的"原則"吧XD 11/15 16:52

推 waiani:這篇真的厲害XDDDDD受用無窮... 11/15 16:54

推 JakeMcGee:這篇超級猛的 11/15 17:27

推 siliver:這叫指桑罵槐嗎 XD 11/15 17:35

推 Sechslee:沒吧 他是真的痛恨Loria 11/15 17:36

噓 shawncarter:這篇如果用中文寫早就被噓爆說是廢文了 11/15 17:39

推 Sparksfly:是啊 但好歹也是翻出來的 好像不是很好翻呢 要試試? 11/15 17:48

推 ancientmoon:乾~翻譯太妙啦哈哈 11/15 17:51

推 RAYWU321:這不是戰文吧 這純粹情緒化攻擊 11/15 17:56

推 if2:NYY的戰鬥力是100 MIA至少是一萬以上 11/15 18:01

推 fetoyeh:他主要還是在痛罵Loria啦 不過把NYY扯進來這點 11/15 18:13

推 genteme:XDD 11/15 18:13

→ fetoyeh:考慮到他梅子迷的身份 可能本業是個NYY Hater之類的...XD 11/15 18:14

推 jason12308:偶個人也覺得這交易太扯了,無心經營球隊 11/15 18:18

推 tonyselina:沒有躺著中槍阿，生為梅子迷怎樣都要牽拖北佬Y 11/15 18:28

→ tonyselina:這是一個球迷要有的認知。 11/15 18:29

推 enthusiasm:是我記錯嗎 Delgado好像也是梅子去跟馬林魚要來的 11/15 18:30

→ enthusiasm:在財務問題發生前 錢也是很敢花 遷拖北佬是? 11/15 18:31

→ enthusiasm:沒錢就沒原則嗎..... 11/15 18:31

→ enthusiasm:還是沒了錢就多出新的道德觀了 痛改前非中? 11/15 18:32

推 amny:這個翻譯很到位, 我給95分... 11/15 18:34

推 tonyselina:我以為在MLB各隊中的常識.......... 11/15 18:37

推 atriple:NYY也已經不是那種追大物不擇手段的球隊了 11/15 18:51

→ atriple:擔不上"邪惡"這兩個子 11/15 18:51

推 roxiang:NYY都要省豪華稅了 早就不是以前的NYY 這篇文章扯遠了 11/15 19:06

推 ps20012001:XD 就一定要把洋基拉進來賞一巴掌就是..真的躺著也中槍 11/15 19:27

→ stoping:禁止五代子孫踏進棒球場一步XD 11/15 19:27

推 catsondbs:這是Expo迷不是Mets迷？ 11/15 19:38

推 lovecmgirls:如果NYY叫差勁..世界上就沒有好的棒球隊了= = 11/15 19:39

推 tonyselina:快被這推文笑死 11/15 19:56

推 Connec:靠北 這篇我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 20:07

推 pathfinder:真的喔 那快笑死吧 :) 11/15 20:09

推 raoul0410:崩潰了XD 11/15 20:11

→ ddtcd:話說回來 怎麼會是大都會迷發飆? 11/15 20:12

推 jacky1990b:NYY中槍XD 11/15 20:21

推 WLR:自己不行不要牽拖厝邊 11/15 20:23

推 lazyming:看到NYY就笑了 11/15 20:47

推 COBRAS518:顆顆 不曉得大都會有沒有好到哪裡去 11/15 20:55

→ atriple:他如果真要講NYY的話 標上年份比較好 11/15 21:06

推 jackylfc:其實是偷笑絕對不會墊底吧 11/15 21:13

推 mp39999:憤怒滿點欸... 11/15 21:14

推 TrueTears:假戰MIA 真戰NYY? XD 11/15 22:00

推 howard612:NYY 連這個都可以中槍... 11/15 22:08

推 newest:NYY躺著也中槍 11/15 22:31

推 PennyHughes:看起來罵洋基比罵馬林魚兇... 11/15 22:50

推 shadowshaikh:翻得真棒XDD 11/15 23:09

推 jardon:推到天 11/15 23:22

推 evic1224:洋基已經很久沒有恐怖行為了吧 11/15 23:28

推 magicqw:死都要拉NYY救援 XD 11/16 00:23

→ burdette:Huizenga當年也是很誇張 1997一得到冠軍後 就整隊大拍賣 11/16 02:01

推 ckranger:這篇翻譯真的很到位 謝謝 11/16 02:49

推 melissalewis:推翻譯 11/16 06:50

推 mightymouse:NYY可是一大堆球隊的衣食父母,被跟大魚相提並論...... 11/16 06:53

噓 melissalewis:怒噓引戰文!恩歪歪早在沒搶到小李飛刀就非邪惡帝國了 11/16 06:55

→ melissalewis:我是指原文引戰 11/16 06:55

推 krizarlid:外電也有廢文 11/16 08:07

推 hhh770509:看到酸NYY就要推 11/16 09:32

推 colin79813:LAD表示： 11/16 11:01

→ colin79813:NYY在09年之後就改走樂透路線了 11/16 11:02

噓 kusami:洋基把錢花在球員 Loria錢不願意花在球員 完全相反 11/16 14:17

→ kusami:原PO抱歉待會補推 11/16 14:17

推 kusami:補 11/16 14:19

→ kusami:袁公這麼愛酸NYY都說過至少老闆不是把錢放到自己口袋 11/16 14:20