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這篇來自Reddit的一般LoL版
一、
Flash Wolves game plan:
1) Get massive gold lead with three infernals, an ocean, and baron
2) Do nothing for a while
3) ???
4) Lose
FW計劃:
1) 以三火龍、一水龍及一巴龍獲得極大領先優勢
2) 找段時間什麼鬼也不做
3) ???
4) 輸
＞ You forgot the part where you graciously give Baron control to the enemy team.
＞ 你忘了「親切地給對手巴龍區控制權」這部分
＞ You see the early game and wonder how they went 0-3 then everything else
happens and you realize they're awful
＞ 看早期比賽部分，你看疑惑為何FW會0-3；看完後，你看意識到他們很差。
＞ They said KT wasn't at worlds wtf.
＞ 不是說KT沒打世界賽嗎WTF
＞ Come on...leave KT alone pls.
＞ 我說...讓KT靜一靜吧...
二、
How do you just give up baron control with 3 infernals and an 8k gold lead?
到底如何才能手握三火龍及領先8K，卻就這樣放棄巴龍區控制權？
＞ FW = Free Win
＞ 不解釋
＞ Now TSM will lose to FW because law of conservation of faith says so.
＞ 那TSM會輸給FW－－信念轉換律是這樣說der
＞ FW are out of the tournament which makes them spoiling TSM even more likely
Kill me
＞ FW出局令他們更可能拉掉TSM
殺了我吧
三、
Swordart Offline.
＞ His play this game was like the actual anime, good at the beginning and then
just spirals into trash.
＞ 他玩得就像SAO動畫：開頭很好，然後就慢慢變成垃圾
＞ What the fuck was that alfheim shit...
＞ ALO篇是什麼鬼...
＞ What the fuck was that baron giveaway shit...
＞ 免費送巴龍是什麼鬼...
＞ TSM SWEATING INTENSIFIES
＞ TSM在狂冒汗
＞ TSM現況：
https://i.imgur.com/wdjXHke.png
四、
Flash Wolves Worlds 2017 Quest Log
‧[X] Disappoint LMS fans. (
COMPLETE!)
‧[X] Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. (
COMPLETE!)
‧[ ] Also disappoint fans of 1 other region with a week 2 win. (0/1)
FW2017世界賽任務紀錄
‧[X] 令LMS支持者失望（完成！）
‧[X] 勝利在望卻功虧一簣（完成!）
‧[ ] 贏一場第二週賽事，順便令另一區域的支持者也失望 (0/1)
＞ and it's gonna be on TSM
i swear if TSM drops the ball here NA will never recover from the memes
＞ 而那隊會是TSM
如果TSM因FW而出局，NA將永不擺脫那些memes
＞ "TAIWAN NUMBA 1"
"WE TAKING CHINA HOME WITH US"
＞ 不解釋
五、
Watch Flash Wolves upset TSM, just to prevent them from getting out of groups.
等FW爆冷拉掉TSM，只為不讓TSM出線吧
＞ They did that at MSI, could very be a possibility
＞ 他們在MSI就幹過一次，很可能唷
就這樣吧(′。ω。`)
抱歉，邊看TSM邊打沒留意有人翻譯了QQ
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推 sarufa : KT： 10/14 13:54
→ Owada : SAO XD 10/14 13:54
→ qwer338859 : OP 10/14 13:54
推 a3221715 : 有些有人po惹 10/14 13:54
推 oldman315 : KT:幹 10/14 13:54
推 Doublecute : NA粉很怕XDDD 10/14 13:55
→ BlGP : TSM和KT安定的中槍 10/14 13:55
→ Atwo : 接下來只要FW擊敗TSM FW連在北美都黑到底了 10/14 13:55
→ Windancecat : 上面翻譯過了 10/14 13:55
推 lu43458 : KT真的是無限救援 10/14 13:55
→ yjlee0829 : 勸FW還是送一送XD 10/14 13:55
推 jerrymax3415: 北美靈氣正常發揮 10/14 13:55
推 LeoYuri : 晚了 10/14 13:55
→ ringtweety : NA第二周 vs FW 0-6 到底誰會失算呢? 10/14 13:56
→ Atwo : 閃電狼現在還能做出抓放 要盡全力打好每一場比賽? 10/14 13:56
→ LeoYuri : 希望TSM能出線喇 10/14 13:56
→ Atwo : 還是招惹北美觀眾 10/14 13:56
推 dydark : 每次KT都被拿出來鞭 10/14 13:56
推 kazeyomi : TSM粉怕得要死 10/14 13:56
→ yjlee0829 : NA week 2 vs. Free win 10/14 13:57
推 GTA7 : 連Na都失望 閃電狼真的很強 10/14 13:58
噓 a27783322 : 垃圾 10/14 13:58
推 No39Utopia : FW=free win XDDDDDD 10/14 13:58
→ hentitan : 等一下 輸4敗的隊伍是自己的問題吧 怎麼叫被拉下來 10/14 13:58
推 dolphintail : 因為TSM只要一輸FW就沒機會了 10/14 13:59
→ hentitan : 你輸FB導致沒進八強還敢講話嗎 10/14 13:59
推 abcyting : TSM 可能真的被拉下去 我想看3隊4-2 10/14 13:59
推 feyhs : NA第二週 VS 0-6靈氣 怕.jpg 10/14 14:00
推 opopkl852 : 現在TSM很抖，如果FW真的無壓力放開打搞不好真的會 10/14 14:01
→ JierWode : FW拉掉TSM就沒NA粉了 屌輸EU還贏TSM 10/14 14:46
→ a9228048 : 完成囉 10/14 16:38
噓 zxp910608 : 預言成真囉 還我鼻爾森QQ 10/14 16:38
推 tingvictor : 任務達成(3/3) 10/14 16:39
推 MrWTF : 笑死 這預言 10/14 16:52
