[閒聊] Reddit鄉民 刺客教條 賽後討論串(求翻譯)

討論串：https://goo.gl/D1h7Fc （Team ICE vs Team FIRE - Assassin Mode / All-Star Los Angeles 2015） 　　裡面雖然有一半左右大概懂意思，但鄙人英文不好啊不敢獻醜，有沒有人可翻譯？ 一直看到完，還滿多人認為比爾森、Faker、西門同時在火隊，這實在不平衡XD，本場MVP http://lightbinding.net/poll/1992，我把一些較多的PO上來： Team ICE in champion select And now we know why Westdoor's Fizz is always banned This Westdoor guy is pretty good at Fizz. You cant just put Bjergsen, Faker and westdoor in the same team on assassins match up, its just inhumane. I had some fun with this game, despite all the burns, it was hard to find some serious stuff to talk about :P Hope you enjoyed the 'bants'. that 1v3 tho, jesus all fizz mains worship this man --- He's the fizz you get on the enemy team when you are in your promos. This was so painful to watch when you had Dimajke and Kira on one side with basically Rookie and Froggen vs. Faker, Bjergsen, Westdoor, and Meteos. --- Kasing did fine considering he's a support main. --- Kasing looked better than Kira...not even joking. Faker BMing an empty turret has to be one of the highlights of allstars. WESTDOOR IS THE BESTDOOR SHAME #TOOSLOW I think I've had this Katarina in my Silver Promos before 17/0/2 Fizz, and a 1v3 triple kill. Westdoor is a god. I'm not sure what was the best thing about this game: the casters' memes and shots and puns, Westdoor performing so well on Fizz, or the fact that Santorin somehow got into Team Ice to play Evelynn. --
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推 KIntel : 國際認證菲斯神 12/13 23:18

→ su4vu6 : 17/0/2 Fizz, and a 1v3 triple kill. Westdoor is 12/13 23:19

推 kevin0515 : 樓下表示 一直單機靠等差 沒甚麼 12/13 23:19

推 diefish5566 : SHAME和#TOOSLOW是英文台聊嗨了講的哏 12/13 23:19

→ diefish5566 : Santorin:幹 又我 12/13 23:20

推 SlamKai : 三多利:... 12/13 23:21

推 Innofance : 西門也就一直單機靠等差 ，沒甚麼 12/13 23:21

推 MillerReggie: 最後一個xd 12/13 23:21

推 kenlin7788 : 用臉玩人機一體當然強 12/13 23:22

推 s21995303 : 阿還不是又會有黑說那麼認真幹嘛zzz 12/13 23:22

推 samitsai : 推個 其實都不難r 12/13 23:24

推 loveangel718: 反正不管玩得怎樣都還是會被罵xD 12/13 23:24

推 WhiteMouse : 三多利 這樣也躺槍xddd 12/13 23:24

推 choosin : santorin:.... 12/13 23:27

推 tp950016 : 三多利原來也有參加明星賽 12/13 23:28

推 newnoob : 三多利躺著也中槍耶XDD 12/13 23:28

推 wssxxx : 難怪我今天看EVE友一種即視感 現在才知道是怎麼回事 12/13 23:31

推 Crocodylus : 這翻出來西黑又要崩潰狂噓一篇吧 還是算惹 12/13 23:33

推 kanzerbee : 原來今天的Eve是Santorin代打啊 這樣就說得通了 12/13 23:33

推 a12300 : Santorin:到底又乾我屁事... 國際認證Fizz God 12/13 23:34

推 ruisme : 西門先農後秀 無聊死 早點打團還比較刺激 12/13 23:37

推 diefish5566 : 我覺得啦 就算農也不是每個選手可以一打三個刺客 12/13 23:38

推 gooalter : 三多力XDDD 12/13 23:38

推 jeff860109 : 三維拉 12/13 23:44

推 fevor3331 : 國外觀眾看得很爽，西黑：無聊，拜託換掉 12/13 23:44

推 loveangel718: faker 也是肥到出汁再出金人xD 12/13 23:48

推 kaiting00 : #tooslow 12/13 23:48

推 NotRealRain : 西門角色池問題還是在啦 但是飛斯強的沒話說 12/13 23:49

→ NotRealRain : 這是不爭的事實 12/13 23:49

推 daniel50506 : 西門蠻無聊的啊0.0 隊友很多次4人蹲點 他都分推 12/14 00:03

→ daniel50506 : 或是贏了一波會戰 隊友想繼續蹲點 他會recall 12/14 00:04

推 tim32142000 : \TFA/\TFA/\TFA/\TFA/\TFA/\TFA/\TFA/\TFA/\TFA/ 12/14 00:05

推 DDRMIX : 全場只有他一個人說中文 就算隊友要集結也聽不懂吧 12/14 00:07

推 a25270672 : 三多利中槍害我笑慘XDDD 12/14 00:08

推 dgq75148 : 說他農 怎不說為什麼沒人敢去找他單挑 12/14 00:10

推 jonathan793 : Santorin: 12/14 00:10

推 g20064 : ban掉菲斯就變2線中路了 不換嗎？ 12/14 00:13

推 gps0110 : santorin超好笑XD 12/14 00:48