看板Gossiping
大家嚎。
我來不負責任的翻譯一下。
J：I'm sorry to hear that your husband isn't by your side
J：我很遺憾妳老公不喜歡你那裡
蕭：I can't choose one between you two.I need to be a good mom,and also be a goo
d girlfriend for you.
蕭：我不能在你兩之間做選擇，我是一個有需求的地方好媽媽、好女伴。
J：Would you still like to come by after work?
J：下班後你想來我這一發嗎？
蕭：Yes,I almost finish my job.I think I will arrive at 8.Or a little earlier .
. .
蕭：我插一點就做完了，我想我可以在八點前達到...
J：Thank you for letting me stay in here last night.
J：謝謝你昨晚讓我流在裡面。
J：Sorry for keeping you late.You're the only woman in my life,and it will remai
n that way. I've never cheated on anyone in my life.I hope you have a great nigh
t!
J：抱歉用同一個姿勢到太晚了，你是我今生唯一的女人，我這輩子沒有說謊，希望你這晚
有感覺到我的大。
J：It doesn't matter which day.I have no schedule .I'd say whichever days you pr
efer woule be the best,because I'd love to see you any day and every day!
J：哪一天約都沒關係，哪一天你想要都是最好棒棒的，任何一天、每一天！
蕭：Do you miss me?I miss you a lot
蕭：你覓濕我嗎？我覓濕你了好多~
J：Yes,I miss you as well! You're always welcome to stop by befer work if you'd
like
J：我也很覓濕妳，工作前~不要停~妳喜歡~
蕭：Maybe tomorrow around 11 am.I will come to see you for a little while. Or af
ter I finish my work today.
蕭：明早11點前可以讓你看看，或者今天我坐完工。
J：Do you have time to stop by for a minute?
J：你有幾分鐘讓我挺流嗎？
蕭：Sorry,I am home now..do you miss me?I will see you tomorrow.
蕭：抱歉我在家，你覓濕我？我明天濕你。
J：Yes,I miss you!Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow!
J：是的我覓濕你！我前面明天讓你看看！
J：I miss your face and touch and I'm lonely. I really would love to see you if
only for 30 minutes. Please,I love you!
J：我覓濕你的臉（踏取？）我很長。我想見你30分鐘我愛妳！
蕭：I can't lose you. you must know that you are the most important man in my li
fe.
蕭：我不能輸給你，你是我人生最重腰的那個。
J：Yor're the most important woman in my life too,and I can't lose you either.I
will be good
J：你也是最重搖的女人在我人身，我也不能輸給你，我很擅長。
J：I don't know what made you think that,but I want to spend the rest of my life
with you.
J：我不知道什麼讓你想到那裡去，我想花我人生的休息時間和你在一起。
蕭及 J 多次提及：I love you.I love you too.
蕭及J多次提及：幹這都要我翻譯，難怪你跨年沒有妹子約。
蕭：After I got up this morning,I feel a little pain in my vagina....and last ti
me I had the same feeling
蕭：找上，我醒來陰道很痛，上次陰道也很痛......
J：Sorry,I just had a hernia surgery and I feel a little bit of pain myself,but
good loving is worth it.
J：抱歉我曾經做過那個蛋蛋跑到體內的手速，有點痛但做完後愛上那種爽感很值得。
蕭：I am fine.No sorry..., not your faule.I will get used to it slowly. Don't wo
rry
蕭：我很好，愛永遠不要說抱歉。不是你的錯，我會適硬它的，別擔心。
J：Have a great night! I'm sorry for making your vagina feel pain.I was only try
ing to make you feel good.I apologies if hurt you.I'm a good man but not perfect
.
J：晚上好！抱歉弄痛你引導，我試著讓你好一點，抱歉傷害了你，我很擅長但我不完美。
蕭：I mean I am not hot and sexy to you anything more? I don't like to make love
to me anymore? I feel shy to ask you this...I love you with all my heart . Good
night...
蕭：對你來說我不再性感和熱了嗎？我不想要在跟自己做愛了（？）我很害羞去問你，我愛
你和我的心晚安。
說實在的，沒看過女人陰道撕裂傷嗎？
嘻嘻？
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